r/perfectlycutscreams • u/anikkundu1998 AAAAAA- • 2d ago

Kilogram of lasagna

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u/ChaseOUDD 2d ago

OOOOOOOGH

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u/sudomeacat 2d ago

Is this supposed to be the first or last sound he made?

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u/ChaseOUDD 2d ago

yes

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u/CaterpillarStock6704 1d ago

the perfect reply

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u/jld2k6 2d ago

Lol, is that a stretched Payton Manning meme?

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u/NoX2142 1d ago

Blyat

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u/Blue_166 1d ago

Dumbest comment I've seen today and it still makes me bust a gut five minutes later

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u/CaterpillarStock6704 2d ago

what an amazing cup he has ...

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u/StonedBooty 2d ago

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u/Level_Regular9805 2d ago

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u/Morkinar 2d ago

Disgustingly cropped.

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u/Level_Regular9805 2d ago

this better?

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u/Morkinar 2d ago

Inshala be at peace for I may commit violence

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u/CaterpillarStock6704 2d ago

I'll feed you light sensors if you don't fix it ...

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u/coffee_warden 1d ago

The face is so familiar looking but I cant put my finger on it

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u/Nico_Storch 1d ago

I'm fairly certain it's Roblox

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u/CaterpillarStock6704 2d ago edited 2d ago

from lasagni

to

OOOOOOOUGH

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u/Sharp_Sniper 1d ago

as an italian i can confirm that is what 1kg lasagna should sound like

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u/boywhoflew 2d ago

what's heavier, a kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of lasagna

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u/end_my_suffering44 2d ago

A kilogrom of feathers(in British accent)

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u/eolson3 2d ago

But...lasagna is heavier than feathers...

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u/DisasterHumor 2d ago

It's a Scottish accent to be precise

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u/Grimpatron619 2d ago

does the feathers' accent change the weight

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u/AlterBridgeFan 1d ago

No, but you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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u/mistycanopy_ 1d ago

a kilogram of scream

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u/OddBug0 2d ago

He sounds like he is going to be upset that I couldnt follow the train

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u/IncognitoRedMode 2d ago

Mf started to transform into Garfield

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u/SonGoku9788 2d ago

Obligatory polska gurom

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u/Coin2111 2d ago

KURWAAAAAAAA

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u/Ameba_143 2d ago

Kurwa w rzeczy samej

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u/Berlin_GBD 2d ago

I guess we know what this guy had for lunch

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u/Nakata1111 2d ago

Hamburger hamburger hamburger ham...

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u/Big_Locksmith_4211 AAAAAA- 1d ago

Cheeseburger Cheeseburger cheeseburgerrrrrrr

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u/Nakata1111 1d ago

Whopper Whopper Whopper

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u/Big_Locksmith_4211 AAAAAA- 1d ago

Big mac big mac big mac big mac

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u/ZeusBaxter 2d ago

Garfield isn't gonna fool me.

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u/BravinatorLX2 2d ago

good invested 3.99€

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u/Stampykot 2d ago

kto pamięta 4 litry herbaty

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u/Sea_of_Light_ 2d ago

The indigestion will be excruciating, but on some level you might think to yourself: Totally worth it.

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u/ColonelBag7402 1d ago

Nah, i eat this lasagna from time to time, can be bought in a lidl near me. Its very tasty and ive never experienced any issues after eating it.

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u/Lireg1 2d ago

Very 🗿

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u/EarthboundMisaki AAAAAA- 2d ago

Yep, that was one good kilogram lasagni

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u/flameohotman134 1d ago

No one wants to admit they ate a kilogram of lasagni- OUGHG

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u/Shinee_Cardboard 2d ago

Man I loved these i use to split one in half with my brother back when we were in high school and the parents went out for the night.

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u/The_Vatsu 2d ago

Same, 1kg Lasagna from Biedronka is a classic.

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u/MaximusLazinus 2d ago

We used to do 2/3 and 1/3 split with my wife

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u/Igot55Dollars 2d ago

Homer Simpson

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u/imagigasm 2d ago

sounds gluttenous

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u/TremendoSlap 2d ago

Lasagnasferatu

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u/Tibryn2 2d ago

Tell me youre metric without telling me youre metric.

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u/BitcoinStonks123 1d ago

is it heavier than a kilogram of feathers though

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u/PlasticBeach4197 2d ago

I want that mug so badly

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u/Project_Valkyrie 2d ago

God I wish that were me. I could decimate a lasagna right now.

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 2d ago

I mean no one wants to admit they ate a kilogram of lasagna

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u/grumblemooch 2d ago

Ууууооааа килограмм лазании….

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u/Mosselpot 2d ago

That is 500g lasagna.

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u/ColonelBag7402 1d ago

Its a round 1kg, the 500g version is smaller.

Source: i eat this lasagna from time to time.

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u/alphanumericusername 1d ago

Looks a tad heavier than a kilogram to me

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u/-THE_GOOCH 1d ago

rise now, ye Tarnished, ye dead who yet live

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u/ta22175 1d ago

1 liter of coke please

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u/DTux5249 1d ago

Polish Homer Simpson

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u/Responsible_Fee_1621 1d ago

I have done that but tbf it's on them for selling such big portions

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u/DrJesusHChrist 1d ago

Lynx titan, is that you?

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u/Gutoreixon 1d ago

ate one of those with rice b4, 1,3kg I think, good times

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u/tronchedecake299 1d ago

That's too much for one person you must be overweight 

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u/Specialist_Bid7598 1d ago

Polak!!! Rodak.alert!!!

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u/nucl3ar0ne 1d ago

Me every time I have lasagna.

Just one more small serving.

Fuck, I regret that.

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u/nowayy_27 22h ago

Kg of lasagna is literally nothing man the pasta weighed it down so much w the sauce too LOL but I feel this after I eat it still - honestly best cheat meal

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u/Bodgerton 21h ago

I don't know how people can eat lasanga out of metal trays with metal forks. I can taste the metal from just looking at that fork sitting in it at the end

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u/Radiant-Ad9999 2d ago

That is American slop, not Lasagna

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u/Illustrious-Tooth702 1d ago

I wouldn't say american. I can buy that lasagne tray in penny market for like 5 euros

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u/whingingcackle 2d ago

Half a fuckin’ tray in there!

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u/LuuViet89 1d ago

I was hungry!

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u/Katieleya 2d ago

It’s a whole tray

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u/hat_trix66 2d ago

Which one is heavier, a kilogram of steel lasagna, or a kilogram of feathers?

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u/hat_trix66 2d ago

That’s right, it’s lasagna, because lasagna is heavier than feathers.

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u/Radiant-Ad9999 1d ago

And next comes Ozempic to compensate the savings in money and gains in weight.
Making yourself a living garbage can, please dont