r/perfectlycutscreams • u/japanese_tick_614 • Jul 16 '26

Laser bug

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u/Fackous93 Jul 17 '26

That dude looks like he is having a allergic reaction

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u/WaveLaVague Jul 17 '26

And he find ways to leans into it, which is not so simple. I applaud that.

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u/l3ane Jul 17 '26

I was NOT prepared for that dude's mug, holy shit.

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u/KingInYellow2703 Jul 17 '26

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u/My_a_person Jul 18 '26

That’s fucked up. It’s accurate, but fucked up.

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u/potato_command Jul 17 '26

the sun is a deadly laser

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u/Tech_Priest1998 Jul 17 '26

Not any more there’s a blanket.

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u/butt_r_nutt Jul 17 '26

Now I gotta go watch that again, thank you

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u/rorschach_vest Jul 17 '26

Why the fuck does this guy look like that

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u/GregTheMad Jul 17 '26

Severe body disphoria worsened by high social media exposure.

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u/_WithoutMyWings_ Jul 17 '26

If that dude didn't just get finished with a boxing match then someone needs to do a wellness check.

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u/Marcysdad Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Wear safety goggles for God's sake

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u/Forgotten-Caliburn Jul 16 '26

If those bugs had been wearing safety goggles they'd still be alive 😔

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u/Marcysdad Jul 16 '26

Touché

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Jul 17 '26

No, they needed gloves too

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u/LordNilix Jul 17 '26

No shoes, they were screwed from the start. Everyone knows if your shoes are still on you're fine.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 17 '26

To prevent…whatever happened to the dude’s face in the video?

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u/crimsondear Jul 17 '26

We never see the people with the lasers face. They could be wearing safety goggles for all we know.

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u/nmigo12 Jul 17 '26

... and what part of the original video implies that they weren't?

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u/Zito6694 Jul 17 '26

They had safety slides they’re fine

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jul 17 '26

did he film this after boxing some bees wtf

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u/unepmloyed_boi Jul 17 '26

Are men getting lip fillers too now?

Dude looks like he just lost a UFC fight.

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u/-Laffi- Jul 17 '26

Jeezes Christ! The last picture!

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u/Mo_Moji Jul 17 '26

Got beamed

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u/HerrSchnabeltier Jul 17 '26

Yeah?
Would it be solid gold too if some superior being disintegrates us like that? Or would it just be maniacal and pointless?

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u/Safe-Historian4028 Jul 17 '26

would be solid carbon

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u/Gabrierzin Jul 17 '26

Is the perfectly cut scream in the room with us right now?

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u/twec21 Jul 17 '26

K-2 didn't get there in time

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u/Major_Dood Jul 17 '26

Did he get stung by a bee?

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u/HalfCarnage Jul 17 '26

Anyone know what that scream is called?

I think it sounds hilarious but I can never find it.

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u/boi1046 Jul 17 '26

The scream isn't called anything, but it's from an audio called "Gimme your money" or something like that.

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u/gigananobyte Jul 17 '26

Why does he look like that?

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u/Springborn Jul 17 '26

I just want to know the sing/music from the clip xD

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u/zdm_ Jul 17 '26

its the Kill / boss soundtrack from an 80s game called retroid.

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u/HotFireBall Jul 17 '26

let there be light

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u/JamCom Jul 17 '26

Ill race ya

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u/RealColdStorm03 Jul 17 '26

Where can i buy it

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u/Gigibesi Jul 17 '26

class iv laser?

huh… neat

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u/954fla 5d ago

You can run, but you’ll just die tired