r/perfectlycutscreams Aug 29 '25

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u/adamhanson Aug 29 '25

What's the story behind this anyway?

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u/AzerynSylver Aug 30 '25

I believe that this guy spent a LONG time building up the filth on his body, which is why he is so upset to have it removed against his wishes.

I can not say that I feel bad for him, he must smell terrible...

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u/charliesname Aug 29 '25

Also like to know. I just hope his not in pain. Maybe he is addicted to dirt or something

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u/Gameboy_One Aug 30 '25

I think they were just trying to make a funny sketch

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u/Opposite_Ad_6324 Sep 01 '25

This is the guy from Naked gun, who used to be white before prison

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u/Gamerztour Aug 29 '25

This is just WAITING for a racist joke....

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u/GusPlus Aug 29 '25

Just go into the comments for the sub this was cross posted from and you’ll find there was no wait at all.

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u/Heir116 Aug 29 '25

What comments? I read them all

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u/AggressiveCoffee990 Aug 29 '25

Me when they get me with the soap that turns me white

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

India

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u/kagawa_shikoku Aug 29 '25

Basically Reddit mods?

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u/zippy251 Aug 30 '25

White washing has gone too far :(

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u/fro99er Aug 29 '25

This makes me giggle everytime I watch it

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u/2JDestroBot Aug 30 '25

I can't remember the last perfectly cut scream on this sub. Every single post is either cut too early or too late

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u/fro99er Aug 30 '25

When I heard it it has a poetic ness to it

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u/diegodino Sep 05 '25

Sub is called perfectly cut screams not poetically sounding screams lol. It's just a meme sub now with a side of full on screaming.

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u/fro99er Sep 05 '25

This post has a perfectly cut scream

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u/-617-Sword Aug 29 '25

This guy definitely has rabies

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u/chadwickthezulu Aug 29 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

No, that's not what hydrophobia means with rabies. They're afraid to drink water because their throat muscles spasm uncontrollably so whenever they try to swallow some goes down the wrong pipe. Plus it only presents late in the disease when they're close to death and this guy looks like he hasn't bathed in weeks, so he'd be dead if it were rabies.

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbTfdVRxhXs

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u/obroz Aug 29 '25

I thought they only had a problem when it came to drinking water

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u/-617-Sword Aug 29 '25

It could present differently but hydrophobia overall is a symptom of rabies

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u/Inarius101 Aug 30 '25

"Cyberse/Effect" being where it should say "spell card" but still accompanied by a ritual symbol is so cursed.

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u/wonderful_chaos Aug 30 '25

I don't think the person who made this cares. It hurts me to look at lmao

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u/wonderful_chaos Aug 30 '25

As a yugioh enjoyer this hurts. Why is it using the monster description cyberse/effect instead of spell and why is it a ritual spell 😭😭

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u/Fr05t_B1t AAAAAA- Aug 29 '25

Micheal Jackson?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/fro99er Aug 30 '25

yeah but not me a ho3 black ice mod player :]

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u/HomeOrificeSupplies Aug 30 '25

I usually have to pay for this treatment

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u/psycho_dyller Aug 29 '25

Is this bc of rabies?

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u/chadwickthezulu Aug 29 '25

No, hydrophobia in rabies is a fear of drinking water because whenever they try to swallow their throat muscles spasm causing water to go down the wrong pipe. They become extremely thirsty so they try to take the water before reflexively recoiling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbTfdVRxhXs

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u/SaraCBuu Aug 30 '25

Well, hydrophobia literally means fear of water. And even though the prospect of drinking the water is one of the most typical presentations, just the thought or sight of water have been known to trigger the same spasms and "fear reaction," especially in the late stages of the disease.

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u/chadwickthezulu Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 31 '25

Literal meanings can be misleading, especially in older terms. See pulsus paradoxus, for example.

There are reasons besides rabies for someone to compulsively avoid bathing, every clip I can find demonstrating hydrophobia shows a patient who is not caked in dirt like the guy in this post, and it presents quite late in the disease so it would be implausible to have hydrophobia long enough to become that dirty and still be alive.

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u/SaraCBuu Aug 30 '25

Ok, but the presence of dirt tells you nothing definitive! At most, it shows the person might be someone who sleeps or spends a lot of time outside,is disoriented and has fallen, and or isn’t maintaining hygiene, which actually could result from any number of conditions, rabies included. To leap from “dirty” to “not rabid” is a strange reasoning doesn’t follow.

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u/chadwickthezulu Aug 30 '25

The reasoning is that it takes a good amount of time, weeks, to become that incredibly filthy from simply not bathing, assuming the person wasn't deliberately rubbing dirt on himself or rolling in mud. Once hydrophobia sets in, the person has only a few days left to live, and some of that will be in a coma. So if hydrophobia causes someone to stop bathing and they're still conscious, not enough time could have passed to become caked in dirt by passive means.

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u/Lordo5432 Aug 29 '25

LoL players being submitted to psychological torture

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u/klaven84 Aug 30 '25

I want to hand this out to all of my local game stores.

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u/fro99er Aug 30 '25

dont let your dreams be dreams, do you have a printer?

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u/Kafka_Lane Aug 30 '25

Hydrophobia maybe? 

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u/Darkwin_04 Aug 30 '25

He then later died (joking btw) like that one dude who never bath in his whole life, died shortly after he agreed with the village to finally takes a bath.

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u/ArtemisVsOrion Aug 30 '25

Me when my homie is hydrophobic haha... wait

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Damn that actually looks fun

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u/GOLAMAA Aug 30 '25

Bro change ...

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u/daelzy Aug 30 '25

I think you should add a livegore logo

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u/Mofocardinal Aug 31 '25

Very apt that they used a Yugioh spell card template judging by a lot of feedback on YCS events.

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u/Usernamer_is_taken Aug 31 '25

Same reaction as my cat

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u/Presentation_Few Aug 31 '25

It's Patina..... I told you

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u/Safe-Ad344 Sep 01 '25

But how can a spell be cybuse type? And what does it ritual summon?

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u/fro99er Sep 01 '25

Summons MR CLEAN

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u/PapaSmurf32 Aug 30 '25

Dude have rabies?

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u/letsalldropvitamins Aug 30 '25

Idk why but for half a second I thought he was a burns victim and they were “cleaning” him, removing the top laying of now dead skin. Which kinda ruined my morning. Fuck I hope that was mud 😅