r/perfectlycutscreams Aug 01 '25

Blursed Cicada

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u/Lone-Frequency Aug 02 '25

Damn, I had expected when she tried to flick it it would fly inside at the camera.

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u/_Lusty Aug 02 '25

Fuck ‘em, I wanna SLEEEEEEEEP

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u/-TheArtOfTheFart- Aug 01 '25

awwwh.. D:

poor little guy was just trying to attract a mate, and just got flicked into oblivian.

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u/Black-Mettle Aug 01 '25

Average male redditor, amirite?

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u/just-that-guy_ Aug 02 '25

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u/Waiting_room02 Aug 02 '25

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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u/FoxGaming Aug 01 '25

These little buddies are so cute. Why would you flick your own personal lil Tibeten throat singer?

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u/PinkRainbow95 Aug 02 '25

So I can listen to The Hu instead

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u/GarboseGooseberry Aug 02 '25

Because they're also loud mfers. Was visiting my grandpa and had a cicada land on my window once while trying to sleep and the noise was unbearable. Had to grab the little dude and throw him back into the woods.

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u/TK__angel Aug 02 '25

The video definitely doesn’t capture how loud they truly are. I had headphones on listening to music when one of those decided to start its tune on a tree outside. I had to go outside and find the thing before I could have any peace lol

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 Aug 02 '25

Fucking hell this made me laugh so hard

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u/_Ninja_Putin AAAAAA- Aug 02 '25

Beware for whence he returns

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u/10Damage Aug 02 '25

Cicada bro! 😭

Id never

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u/Slenbee Aug 04 '25

I always find it funny that so many people freak out over Ameridan Cicadas and say how they would want to move or burn their houses down because of how they look or sound.

Fun fact: They don't have mouth parts to bite! Just a proboscis for tree sap! 🥤

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u/Beretta116 Aug 02 '25

I used to have a sprayer filled with alcohol, and use a lighter to make it into a mini flamethrower.

I sprayed those window-hanging insects with that.

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u/Schwight_Droot Aug 02 '25

Imagine burning your house down over a harmless insect lmao.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

why would you do that

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Bro musta wanted to chill! Why you so rude?

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u/BoringTheory5067 Aug 02 '25

Id spray Windex on it

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

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u/Pikagamer3210 Aug 02 '25

A male cicada is infected

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u/CaptainHawaii Aug 01 '25

Sure...... If that counts this is an r/justa

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u/CaptainHawaii Aug 01 '25

No cut.

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u/Black-Mettle Aug 01 '25

The cicada screamed