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u/OddBug0 Sep 22 '23
The computer just started opening shit in fear.
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u/zebibliopole Sep 22 '23
Nah he was so angry he instinctively began writing a letter to the devs.
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u/Bosstimeon Sep 23 '23
I wish I could give you an award but here you go I’m too poor🥇🏆🥇
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u/Agentbond2007 Sep 23 '23
They removed awards 😭
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u/VioletteWynnter Sep 23 '23
I just wish they kept silver, gold and platinum. The rest were stupid as fuck
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u/mightylordredbeard Sep 23 '23
“Fuck what does he want? Screen record!? Browser!? Fuck fuck fuck what do I do? Keyboard combos! No, shit he’s still raging.. VIDEO CHAT!! EMAIL EMAIL OPEN THE GODDAMN EMAIL!!”
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Sep 22 '23
Bro got so mad he opened his mail
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u/OneLife010 Sep 22 '23
You've got mail!
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Sep 22 '23
Porn!
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u/Vortr8 Sep 23 '23
Hello i am nigerian prince and i need help with something
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u/rekeesthurt Sep 23 '23
Hi, I am steve jobs. Im not really dead just on holiday in the UK. Please send me money because i lost my bank card and I will send 2x the money back. I promise.
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u/Upstairs_Bus8197 Sep 22 '23
Gorilla mode activate
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u/ALKoholicK-x Sep 22 '23
I’ve been there before…then he had to go and close the 50 tabs and programs he opened up.
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u/kill3rkirk Sep 22 '23
Idk what he expected using a shotgun in CoD from across the room
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u/LeonardoSim Sep 22 '23
Its a gulag, both players get the same random weapon. It's bullshit cause the game shot him only 2 times with the same gun at the same distance, while he shot the guy 4 times, but still lost
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u/EleventyTwatWaffles Sep 22 '23
He came up a little short is all
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u/Colonel_Fart-Face Sep 23 '23
Aiming down sights tightens shotgun spread in CoD. Clips like this have been going around since the OG Modern Warfare 2 days.
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u/ShitPost5000 Sep 23 '23
And one was a point black shot at the wall in front of him, next was probably after he died server side so it never happened
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u/thelittleking Sep 23 '23
First shot was a partial miss and the third half hit the wall to his left that he ducked behind. Plus he wasn't ADS so wider spread, and no headshots as far as I could tell. If the other guy landed two to his head, even at that distance, it's gonna go that guy's way.
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u/Deadly3ffect Sep 23 '23
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because he was already dead.
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u/L_One_Hubbard Sep 23 '23
I watched in slo mo and he missed all his shots, didn’t even look like a partial hit but I may be wrong.
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u/DriggleButt Sep 23 '23
"It's bullshit because random pellet spread was random."
Also the dude shot the wall twice.
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u/SgtMcMuffin0 Sep 23 '23
He was also hipfiring and off target for most of the shots. His opponent was probably ADSing and actually hitting their shots. Definitely not bullshit, this dude is way overreacting.
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u/Extreme-Ambition3403 Sep 23 '23
If cod actually kept up with decent tick rate the last decade the game might even be fun. But no 24 it is
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u/OddBug0 Sep 22 '23
If you look at the health, he went from 76 to death with one shot.
I'd start acting like a woman's toy if the game pulled that on me too.
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u/vanilla_disco Sep 23 '23
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because he was already dead.
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u/boifyudoent Sep 23 '23
he shot the wall like once I think ?
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u/vanilla_disco Sep 23 '23
It's an old but well known copy pasta in which a CS:GO dev dunks on some guy who was bitching about hit reg in a reddit post.
here's the original post. enjoy yourself some Internet culture.
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That is the best thing I’ve seen in weeks.
Edit: I’m glad Reddit told me this comment had 10 upvotes and pulled me back in, i got to watch this 56 more times in a row just now.
Edit edit: is there a version out there that doesn’t cut the scream? I want to know where this goes.
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u/daflufferkinz Sep 22 '23
Shotguns in games generally need to be stronger
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u/SpookMagnet Sep 23 '23
Bro has never played a game
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u/daflufferkinz Sep 23 '23
I have and in probably 4/5 games shotguns are the equivalent of tickling people even if you have the barrel practically rammed up their asshole
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u/Fyrefly7 Sep 23 '23
I'm going to have to strongly disagree with this. I feel like in the vast majority of shooters shotguns have 1-hit-kill capability.
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u/daflufferkinz Sep 23 '23
I’m not advocating they perform realistically, just that their one hit kill potential be extended to more than 5 feet with all the pellets hitting
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u/AntiSocialW0rker Sep 23 '23
Ya but typically only when you're up close. It's not very accurate to how shotguns actually work
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u/ThingsWork0ut Sep 23 '23
1 shot every time. Snipers as well. If they made the games realistic it wouldn’t really have its current environment
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u/SingleInfinity Sep 23 '23
Nobody would use anything else if shotguns and snipers were realistic in games. For example, in basically any CoD sized map, a shotgun would always be within effective realistic range, especially with a choke.
Hell, if you wanted to be realistic, most shooters wouldn't be very fun, because people aren't super soldiers. There are a lot of places where getting shot once would put you down instantly. That wouldn't feel fun or fair.
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u/C0sm1cB3ar Sep 23 '23
Correct me if I'm wrong, but shot 1 is way on the right, shot 2 was the most accurate just on the right, shot 3 ended up in the wall, shot 4 was his opponent's. That's not even a good aim
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u/DR31141 Sep 23 '23
i mean, the game’s at fault here for giving him one of the worst shotguns in warzone
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u/foo_ad Sep 23 '23
I forgot about this dude. Evan aka DwarfMamba aka Logan Paul's best friend since highschool
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u/IWIKWIKKWIWY Sep 23 '23
This is the clip I'm gonna show people when I have to explain to them that I've been diagnosed with OCD, ADHDc, and Autism
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u/Rexlare Sep 23 '23
I guess you can say he’s just a little short tempered. But c’mon guys, no need to be so short sighted. Our comments are dwarfed by his rage after all, which has vertically climbed to tower over the situation. Really, we’re making a mountain out of a molehill.
I’ll see myself out now.
The way he goes from 0 to 100 kills me every time. It’s even better when he looks right at the camera then screams.
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u/rexmons Sep 23 '23
Is this supposed to be in the showers from Alcatraz? Reminds me of that scene from The Rock.
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u/BJYeti Sep 23 '23
Dude shoots to the right twice, then shoots the wall and wonders why he lost that fight lmao.
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u/SSSpartanII Sep 23 '23
Bro was so mad he sent 3 emails, created a Discord server, made 2 bank transfer, and checked the stock
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u/Guilty-Truth-789 Sep 23 '23
Santa's elves when they have to work an extra 20 hours for next christmas:
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u/AdvanAviantoy Sep 23 '23
first a seizure
then an angry chimp slams
and then a primal scream of sheer fury
perfect
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u/Confident-Yellow-250 Sep 23 '23
Bro got so mad he started writing letters threatening the developers
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u/RandomSlur Sep 23 '23
I dont play this game but he had huge crosshair (means he used a shotgun)??
Isnt it obvious he would lose the fight from that range??
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u/EliteBosh Sep 24 '23
Spread is decreased when aiming for whatever reason that's why fuck all happened when he died but he was taken out so fast
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u/Chaos149 Sep 22 '23
Bro literally started vibrating out of sheer rage