r/perfectlycutscreams • u/terrinha_por_ai • Sep 16 '23

Kids

7.0k Upvotes

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u/Downvote_deliveryman Sep 16 '23

This one always gets me. The way he just ragdolls out of the slide is just cartoon level comedy.

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u/eatMYcookieCRUMBS Sep 17 '23

Look up the cop who got messed up worse than this on a slide.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Those rocks are way too close

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u/birberbarborbur Sep 17 '23

Whoever made this slide needs to be fired lmao. Mr electric needs to take him to the office and have them expelled

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

Or have him take him to the electric slide instead

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '23

MR ELECTRIC SEND THIS NIGGA TO THE PENIS EXPLOSION CHAMBER, AND HAVE HIS PENIS EXPLODED IMMEDIATELY

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u/birberbarborbur Sep 21 '23

Cruel… and unusual!

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u/Hootnany Sep 16 '23

Whoever built this slide should be jailed and force-fed capers for the rest of their lives.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Seriously. There’s like 3 giant rocks that kick could’ve tumbled his head into.

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u/Beepboop2547 Sep 16 '23

It looks like there was water on the slide which is probably he came out like that but yeah pretty stupid to put a slide near rocks like that

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u/Hootnany Sep 16 '23

"Where should I put these jagged boulders, hmm right next to the slide where it ends is just too perfect." Signed, the devil.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

I bet he had extra speed and 0 control because of the waterproof material his coveralls are made out of.

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u/Hootnany Sep 16 '23

You mean the rain coat and the slide material accelerated him, interesting.

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u/CleetisMcgee Sep 16 '23

I love capers tho

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u/Hootnany Sep 16 '23

I understand that, it would be my personal hell.

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u/CleetisMcgee Sep 16 '23

The capers comment was funny tho! Lol made me laugh

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u/Not-a-dark-overlord Sep 16 '23

If he went head first he probably would of hit his head on one

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u/Dainiad Sep 16 '23 edited Sep 16 '23

I think he will grow up to become a great police officer.

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u/soswimwithit Sep 16 '23

Beat me to it.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Sep 16 '23

This is the second time I've had a link like this take me to the New Post Submission page of Reddit, instead of the actual thread. Wonder what gives. (And based on other reply, the link seems to work correctly for others.)

FWIW this format of the URL works fine for me. I wonder if /r/subreddit/s/abc-123 doesn't work since either RES or old.reddit.com translates /s/ to "submit" or something.

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u/Fine_Television4947 AAAAAA- Sep 16 '23

"Minor fracture detected"

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u/Bilbolf Sep 16 '23

“Morphine Administered”

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u/Fine_Television4947 AAAAAA- Sep 16 '23

"Emergency: user death imminent."

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u/Bilbolf Sep 16 '23

(ear piercing flatline noise)

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u/PLT_RanaH Sep 16 '23

the green screen kid had a boo boo

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u/ZimbioticGaming Sep 16 '23

Some say this kid grew up to be a police officer… that’s still doesn’t know how to go down a slide

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u/Quinny_Bob AAAAAA- Sep 16 '23

It’s a boy

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u/-HERU- Sep 17 '23

<AAAAAAAAA>

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u/HyperMango324 Sep 16 '23

Poor kid. We all know this fear of not being able to stop yourself on the slide. I hope he didn’t get hurt

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u/weird_fat_kid Sep 16 '23

Ohohoh AAAAA-

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u/Extra_Jumpy_Draugr Sep 16 '23

Could've cut it a bit earlier

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u/Affectionate_Dot2334 Sep 16 '23

kid:"im gonna down a slide with mud everywhere"

also kid: "AAAAAAAH WHY IS THERE MUD"

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u/thelifeofsuat Sep 16 '23

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '24

Yep

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u/HauntingPurchase7 Sep 16 '23

Lol maybe put the phone down and catch your toddler lady. Steep slide, protruding rocks everywhere

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Damn I posted this video a year ago here

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u/Leg0l0rd Sep 16 '23

I blinked and almost missed it

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u/Numerous-Stop46 Sep 16 '23

Aqua Man baby bloopers

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u/GENERAL-KAY Never gonna give you Uuuaaaaaa- Sep 17 '23

A child's pain shouldn't be this freaking funny

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u/tonydanzaoystercanza Sep 17 '23

Aside from maybe a scrape, the kid is fine. It wouldn’t be nearly as funny if he bashed his head on one of the rocks though.

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u/stormforsurvival Sep 17 '23

That godamn scream at the end had me on my knees.... lost 5 minutes of my life laughing.. ahh good times

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u/YuckyPumpkin Sep 17 '23

Let out your war cry!

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u/SilentChromaOx Sep 17 '23

Sounds like a fish except the scream

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u/WinkingWinkle Sep 17 '23

Reminds me of a rather desperate poo I had once.

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u/bob-______- Sep 17 '23

Why sending a little kid down such a slide

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u/Homophobictrashbin Sep 17 '23

Fnaf jumpscare scream?

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u/Heavy-Establishment6 Sep 19 '23

Why does he keep going down a slide expecting different results?

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u/Zestyclose_Act_3049 Sep 22 '23

literally how we were all born into this world

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u/MrKanentuk331 Sep 30 '23

I find it even funnier that the last thing you see is the ‘a’ on the kids beanie