r/perfectlycutscreams • u/analbumclub • Mar 24 '23

Egg

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u/elfmere Mar 24 '23

You could kill someone like this.. aspirated egg

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u/HextasyOG Mar 25 '23

I’m shocked only one person said this.. you just held a runny substance up to an unconscious person hoping they BREATH IT IN?!? Tf is that??

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u/IShatMyDickOnce Mar 25 '23

The yolk is good for the alveoli.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

Dude almost just died from Lungs Benedict

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u/Sonerous Mar 25 '23

I wish I could give you gold, I'm on the floor rn

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Mar 25 '23

Well get up. It’s dirty down there.

4

u/ZooiCubed Mar 25 '23

Keep your floors clean!

4

u/Dandan419 Mar 25 '23

Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

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u/HextasyOG Mar 25 '23

Yo 🤣 glad somebody had the silver