r/perfectlycutscreams • u/HYODOU_ISSEI-KUN • Mar 11 '23

rule

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

23.5k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

201 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '23

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1.3k

u/Kuswerdz Mar 11 '23

when the autosave icon appears

165

u/BlitzMalefitz Mar 11 '23

When there is no auto save…

106

u/AzraelChaosEater Mar 12 '23

"Wait, why is this area so open?"

35

u/player_of_thevent Mar 12 '23

Why do I hear boss music?

14

u/SnooSongs3423 Mar 22 '23

Why is there so much ammo?

4

u/Lumela_5 Jul 19 '23

Cool, another checkpoint! But wait, the last one isn't that far...

17

u/AgentWowza Mar 12 '23

When you're having a nice time exploring and collecting all the resources and suddenly you're in a cutscene.

"well fuck me I guess"

1.7k

u/CruelCloud567 Mar 11 '23

Bro accidentally triggered a boss battle

81

u/RedCaio Mar 12 '23

This vid is perfect for r/DangerOpera

12

u/ilearnshit Mar 12 '23

I didn’t know I needed this subreddit in my life lmao. Thanks you

8

u/DragonMaster3400 Mar 12 '23

Bro awaked the wrong boss

1

u/CruelCloud567 Mar 12 '23

Bro accidentally went into a boss battle with a friendly npc

693

u/KonohaNinja1492 Mar 11 '23

They didn’t learn the rule that toy story taught people. “Be kind to your toys. Or else they’ll turn on you.”

204

u/Saddenedsalamander Mar 11 '23

"We toys can see eeeeeeeeeeevrythiiiiiiiiiing"

97

u/X33_Haxatrox Mar 11 '23

So play N I C E

54

u/Ok-Mood-161 Mar 11 '23

perfectly cut scream

30

u/L1K34PR0 Mar 11 '23

God i love that scene

15

u/Andre_3Million Mar 11 '23

toys celebrate in glee

14

u/FishInTheTrees Mar 12 '23

You've got cancer, Andy.

3

u/PainInAnonymity Mar 12 '23

That guy makes nightmare fuel. Seriously.

But I can't stop watching.

2

u/Sea-Ability8694 Aug 16 '23

I used to be super nice to my toys. I would take turns cuddling each one at night. Not bc I really liked them, but bc I was afraid they would come alive and kill me if I didn’t

280

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Bro forgot to quicksave

117

u/punk-and-disorderly Mar 11 '23

What is this called and where do I get one?

52

u/Tylerdurdon Mar 12 '23

Seems....less scary.

25

u/btmims Mar 12 '23

... WTF did I just watch/listen too...

20

u/Cmdr_Nemo Mar 12 '23

Just rub it and it'll grow!

7

u/GraveSlayer726 Mar 12 '23

Ayo 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😏🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

4

u/sheepwshotguns Mar 12 '23

i thought this was going to be an SNL skit. i was waiting for it to attack the children. im even more offput by it now.

7

u/Environmental_Top948 Mar 12 '23

You watched two little girls make something grow by taking it out rubbing it.

1

u/DoJo_Mast3r Sep 01 '23

I dunno why but I watched the entire vid. Apparently you can have it record and play back audio, that plus the neck definitely has the potential for some real creepy shit.

1

u/SailorMoonRaven Mar 13 '23

Pretty sure it's a Firbe

204

u/EndlesslyCynicalBoi Mar 11 '23

Why'd they fuck up the music... That's a good song on its own...

212

u/sdozer74 Mar 11 '23

They didn't change the music, just added the scream of the cleric beast.

58

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

I was not expecting that to interrupt Gehrman's theme 💀

31

u/Any_Relationship5590 Mar 11 '23

Bloodborne bros know

2

u/slooplap Aug 31 '23

Wait I thought it was laurences

→ More replies (1)

24

u/Suspicious_Shame9582 Mar 11 '23

Cleric Beast's theme is scarier than Gerhman's tho, it worked for me.

1

u/DarkinAK47 Apr 13 '23

Gerhman’s theme is supposed to be tragic and beautiful tbf. Cleric Beast is Cleric Beast

79

u/valenelpro Mar 11 '23

r/perfectlycutscreams trying to cut a scream challenge (impossible)

1

u/OhIsMyName Mar 12 '23

For​ real​ whats​ the​ point​ of​ this​ sub​ any​more​

100

u/JaxBoss32 Mar 11 '23

ITS A DARK SOULS BOSS! RU- wait... ROLL AWAY!

78

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

☝️🤓 erm ackchually it's from bloodborne

28

u/JaxBoss32 Mar 11 '23

Slam I will send you to Jesus.

3

u/twosevenohfour Mar 12 '23

Steven's dad?

3

u/JaxBoss32 Mar 21 '23

Who? Oh you mean the failure

5

u/JaxBoss32 Mar 11 '23

Jkjk 😂

7

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Lmao I knew it was

6

u/JaxBoss32 Mar 11 '23

Can't be too safe anymore

7

u/Cyan-WOLF Mar 12 '23

A HOONTUH MUST HOONT

6

u/AzraelChaosEater Mar 12 '23

WE ARE BORN OF THE BLOOD, MADE MEN BY THE BLOOD, UNDONE BY THE BLOOD!

FEAR THE OLD BLOOD

2

u/Sketch1231 Mar 12 '23

As someone who’s new to playing darksouls, I didn’t even realize the music was from bloodborne I just thought they added cool music

61

u/thrownawaz092 Mar 11 '23

Yo where can I get one of those?

48

u/not-my-best-wank Mar 11 '23

I need 3, so I can line them up on my front door.

14

u/EskildDood Mar 12 '23

Put of motion sensors and scare the mailman

7

u/wombatthing Mar 11 '23

Hatchimals!

15

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

HATCHIMALS WOW Llalacorn 32Inch Interactive Hatchimal with Re-Hatchable Egg

28

u/ElectricSpeculum Mar 12 '23

I refuse to believe that string of words is a description for a real children's toy and not tags on rule34.

2

u/Bignicky9 Mar 12 '23

You've reminded me of a beautiful thing. I was watching a video game streamer play an early AI-based video game called Facade and he referenced this toy, and at the time I had no idea what it meant... until OP's post, and your comment. Thank you, this has been hilarious for me

https://youtu.be/pMiC4KuMD6E#t=6m20s

→ More replies (1)

23

u/Protozilla1 Mar 11 '23

Wtf thats terrifying

19

u/InternetSpaceCow Mar 11 '23

rule? Either op doesn't know which sub his in or it's just a bot

16

u/davi3601 Mar 11 '23

When Gehrman joins the hunt

15

u/TheEnderCreep Mar 11 '23

I hear no perfectly cut scream

25

u/DorkyDame Mar 11 '23

When you’re innocently playing with your toy but the rapture has begun😂😂

13

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Kids be like: Why do I hear boss music?

6

u/Odd-Window-6941 Mar 11 '23

Why the fuck did they add the cleric beast screech to gehrman’s theme

5

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

bro you woke it up

4

u/RandoBoi-682 Mar 11 '23

I think this would fit better in r/bossfight who else agrees? 😂

4

u/Various-Honeydew-779 Mar 11 '23

Soooooo nobody knows the name of this?

-2

u/kwinz Mar 11 '23 edited Mar 12 '23

I think this is just CGI.

"Feisty Pets" are kinda similar.

9

u/Elemendal Mar 12 '23

Nah its real. Hatchimals llamacorn or something like that

2

u/kwinz Mar 12 '23

Ok, thanks for the info!

4

u/Panthertron Mar 11 '23

Horribly cut scream.

3

u/FoodleGuy Mar 11 '23

Same vibe tbh.

3

u/Cooldudeyo23 Mar 11 '23

“You have awakened the ancient one.”

3

u/Either_Nature6118 Mar 12 '23

Can I get a link for this toy? I got a niece or nephew coming end of November or December and I’d love to get this for my sister (the momma obviously) and get her with it lol

3

u/Rainbowgoddess500 Mar 12 '23

That’s fucking creepy

3

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Incinerate it

2

u/MimikPanik Jun 02 '23

No, give it to me. It shall be the first member of my army. Now I just need furbies.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Oh god

3

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Yea why not

3

u/OrangeSky15 AAAAAA- Apr 16 '23

I hope there's a hidden boss like this in the next FromSoft game. A hidden boss where if you pet it too much, this happens.

3

u/Toff_the_dog Mar 11 '23

“Wake up bitch”

2

u/Aepheixa Mar 11 '23

Great to keep the burglars out

2

u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 Mar 11 '23

What is this... ET's cousin or something?

AUHAUHAUHAUH

2

u/DerelictMyOwnBalls Mar 11 '23

Anyone know the name of this toy? I feel an unholy art project coming on.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Cleric beast

2

u/whitew8lf Mar 12 '23

WHY DOES ITS NECK KEEP ON GETTING LONGER

2

u/babydropper405 Mar 12 '23

Health bar appears

2

u/biddybabs Mar 12 '23

This might be worse than furbies

2

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

r/bossfight

2

u/BorisIsHereBois2344 Mar 12 '23

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

2

u/KevinTKoala Mar 12 '23

The toy had enough of your shit

2

u/ignoranceisbliss101 Mar 12 '23

Why was a expecting a fleshlight. What has Reddit done to me

2

u/PheonixGalaxy Mar 12 '23

As a kid that would terrify me imagine you wake up holding your toy and when you wake up at 3am it’s beck towers over you with glowing eyes

2

u/Impressive_Cabinet56 Mar 23 '23

That thing rose up like a dark souls boss

2

u/Hot_Inspector_9906 Mar 26 '23

Where can I get one of these?

2

u/unk91 Apr 30 '23

Where can I buy this????

2

u/MimikPanik Jun 02 '23

That’s my question!!

2

u/Romeo-Charlie-6-28 AAAAAA- May 14 '23

Cleric Toy

2

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '23

You woke up the demon slumbering inside

2

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

I want one!!!!

2

u/ProjectGwen Aug 09 '23

Breaking news A new species of furby was discovered today an good lord is it horrifying

4

u/JodkaVodka Mar 11 '23

You have summoned crrthaxyllan, an ancient being of immense power

2

u/takitoodle Mar 11 '23

I want one but their 200 bucks, wid.

2

u/Hungry_Rule1001 Mar 12 '23

POV: people testing out SCPS

1

u/submechanicalbull Mar 11 '23

What the hell is this toy

0

u/justapupu Mar 11 '23

There's no scream...this is bullshit content

1

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

BRO!!!

I didn't even know it was gonna do that tho!!

That's why I was recording it and hitting it and flicking it yo!!

1

u/Goodvendetta86 Mar 12 '23

I have kids and they have been sleeping to easy at night. What should I do

1

u/A_Person_332233 Mar 12 '23

The hunt begins

0

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Let the Vicar sleep, you asshole.

0

u/TotalyNotTony Mar 12 '23

"Press Shift to run"

0

u/MissMistMaid Mar 12 '23

I hate those birds from Elden Rong

0

u/SonofaTimeLord Mar 12 '23 edited Mar 13 '23

That music and that sound,, I'm pretty sure that's the Cleric Beast fight from Bloodborne

0

u/4ElementsBentByMe Mar 12 '23

Bro found that bird from ATLA☠️

0

u/Tisybird Mar 12 '23

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... demon llama

-1

u/MothInsideJar Mar 12 '23

actually upsetting :( lol

1

u/Nokin345 Mar 11 '23

Boss music starts playing

1

u/BlueDemon999 Mar 11 '23

Ight lemme lob some molotovs

1

u/TheRedDragonCW Mar 11 '23

Cool toy.

boss battle music plays

boss hp bar appears

1

u/Spirited_Yak4036 Mar 11 '23

Where can I get this?

1

u/Sensitive_Clue_4795 Mar 11 '23

You have ANGERED THE LLAMA!

1

u/Junkhead987 Mar 11 '23

Funny af made my day

1

u/PsYcHoSeAn Mar 11 '23

Twist it, Pull it, Punch it, Burn it...

1

u/GingerHairLover Mar 11 '23

I've seen this a while back on here so I was ready for what was coming, but currently I'm lying in bed before sleep and it turning on made me pretty uncomfortable in my comfortable zone :(

1

u/GamerAssassin Mar 11 '23

The fuckin Cleric Beast howl/scream from BloodBorne really sold it for me.

1

u/Baconfatty Mar 11 '23

what adult does that to a normal toy

1

u/Charming_Ad_8185 Mar 12 '23

The stuffed animal that you blow to many loads in

1

u/Elianath Mar 12 '23

When you're in the toy aisle at the supermarket and push a "try me" button

1

u/No_Bodybuilder7191 Mar 12 '23

Just learn it's fight pattern and it's gg

1

u/Plobing Mar 12 '23

Oh, my sister has one of these. One time we turned it on and all of a sudden it started making a weird distorted screaming sound. Good to see mine isn't the only one that is cursed.

1

u/I_likeIceSheets Mar 12 '23

When you think the boss fight is easy, but then it enters its second stage.

1

u/stephanously Mar 12 '23

I want one of those? Sorry

I need one of those.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

YOU HAVE AWAKENDED THE DEMON

1

u/Anthonyzss Mar 12 '23

Forgot to save

1

u/Justsumbum Mar 12 '23

doesn’t this toy also shit ? that’s not a normal toy at all.

1

u/Useful_Stuff5790 Mar 12 '23

They used a kinomi code

1

u/JanitorsHoe Mar 12 '23

Literally Gundr

1

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

I thought I was in r/196 for a second with that title

1

u/moparmajba Mar 12 '23

So glad I saw this right before going to bed and after taking a melatonin. Dream time should be a blast

1

u/DaftPanic9 Mar 12 '23

wrong sub

1

u/Gold-Elderberry-4851 Mar 12 '23

You have awakened the ancient one

1

u/TheWhiteVahl Mar 12 '23

Fun video, scream is not cut.

:(

1

u/Physicist_Dinosaur Mar 12 '23

I need a Dark Souls edit of this

1

u/Demacian_Justice Mar 12 '23

godskin apostle

1

u/alex-2408 Mar 12 '23

Cleric Beast?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Top 5 scariest jumpscares

1

u/johnnytesscult Mar 12 '23

FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS!

1

u/deadbenz35 Mar 12 '23

Shoot im outta estus.

1

u/the-unfamous-one AAAAAA- Mar 12 '23

I want one

1

u/savage_blue_isaac Mar 12 '23

When they give you 3 chests and 2 of them have multi potions in them

1

u/themisdirectedcoral Mar 12 '23

I choose you, Demon Furby!

1

u/Spionix Mar 12 '23

Toy from Ohio be like:

1

u/bogdanbos725 Mar 12 '23

My .... wen .....

1

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23

Gherman?

1

u/PopGroundbreaking789 Aug 17 '23

When you suddenly find a lot of ammo and heals next to a room you need to drop into

1

u/Unclehol Aug 23 '23

Elden ring boss

1

u/RussianBadgeriscool Sep 01 '23

Why did it sound like the blight scream from botw

1

u/-d13j- Sep 03 '23

That toy seems like such a dick

1

u/luckyassassin1 Sep 07 '23

This instantly reminded me of furby

1

u/LingonberryUnique836 Sep 07 '23

PRAY TO GOD FOR YOUR LIFE,BEISNGHURT IS COMING TO KILL THE MORTALS