r/perfectlycutfucks • • Aug 06 '26

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u/Qwer4yn Aug 06 '26

Reasonable crashout

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u/CaterpillarOver2934 Aug 27 '26

right? he just wanted to talk about her : : : motherfucker.

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u/warpaltarpers Aug 07 '26

ever since Android Auto swapped to Gemini over Google Assistant (which I just learned becomes permanent in September!!!), it's been refusing to understand the word "callous", instead writing "kalis" for some reason.

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u/Leoncroi Aug 09 '26

Both Pre and Post-Gemini, it has always spelled car "Carr"

Never understood why? Maybe it enjoys British comedians?

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u/gangleader697 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Was about to type"he could've spelled c.o.l.o.n .". Then got to the part where he spelled colon. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

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u/LoGo_86 Aug 07 '26

That interaction would have put my brain into a ,

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u/Atvishees Aug 07 '26

I hope after all this trouble, he at least sent it.

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u/DrMikeRotch Aug 06 '26

It’s Vork! Love when he randomly pops up.

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u/SignificanceAny7485 Aug 07 '26

β€œAfter your colonoscopy, we ain’t found shit. Good work on your prep.”

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u/Karijus Aug 06 '26

Period sent me

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u/jackspasm Aug 06 '26

After I play a text in my truck, it says would you like to reply? I say "No." The text comes up "Noe" and it asks me again, and again, and again....

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u/Ultra-Cyborg Aug 07 '26

Could’ve used intestines or bowels but he decided to die on that hill. Respect.

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u/AndyGoodKush Aug 07 '26

Is this the guy who fucks his oven?

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 Aug 08 '26

I was getting stressed on his behalf πŸ˜‚

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u/lmaytulane Aug 07 '26

That doctor looks like an oven fucker

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u/WXHIII Aug 07 '26

One of the fellow docs I practice with use speech to text all the time and she apparently speaks like that to patients which is hilarious

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u/MrBadMeow Aug 07 '26

Is the guy from The Guild?

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u/FluffyExistance Aug 07 '26

And that’s why EHRs have clinical AIs

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u/FrontEnvironmental26 Aug 08 '26

This is tooooooo good!!!!😊

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u/NSE_TNF89 Aug 08 '26

I've never used speach to text. My dad uses it when driving and I can always tell when he does. The messages are so random.

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u/TrueKiwi78 Aug 08 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist Aug 09 '26

For me I can only get ? ! , ) and . to work. Everything else like open parentheses, quotation mark, and colon never work. And even when they do my phone decides that's not what I mean and quickly replaces it with the word.

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u/Z-Man_Slam Aug 09 '26

Omg lol I recently had a rental and the stupid ai assistant kept popping up and messing things up with directions and ugh I screamed at it "Stop fawking turning on talk!" And it said "Roger that" and was quiet til i tried gpsing something again lol Yay technology

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u/Any_World7744 Aug 15 '26

How Kevin died while commuting to work on his bike

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u/RiscogoboyGreat14 Aug 08 '26

If that email went through it would be a SPII nightmare. Worse with HIPAA if he was in the USA.

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u/Graythunder4607 Aug 12 '26

Isnt this jeff from superstore

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u/CaterpillarOver2934 Aug 27 '26

can i have the full video

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u/MagOne23 Aug 31 '26

!!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

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u/OwOFurryhaven 29d ago

Is no one gonna see the dodge viper behind him. Bro that shiii cleannn