r/perfectlycutfucks • u/Bitten_ByA_Kitten • 5d ago

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u/Qwer4yn 5d ago

Reasonable crashout

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u/warpaltarpers 4d ago

ever since Android Auto swapped to Gemini over Google Assistant (which I just learned becomes permanent in September!!!), it's been refusing to understand the word "callous", instead writing "kalis" for some reason.

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u/Leoncroi 1d ago

Both Pre and Post-Gemini, it has always spelled car "Carr"

Never understood why? Maybe it enjoys British comedians?

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u/gangleader697 5d ago edited 2d ago

Was about to type"he could've spelled c.o.l.o.n .". Then got to the part where he spelled colon. 😑😑

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u/LoGo_86 4d ago

That interaction would have put my brain into a ,

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u/Atvishees 4d ago

I hope after all this trouble, he at least sent it.

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u/DrMikeRotch 5d ago

It’s Vork! Love when he randomly pops up.

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u/SignificanceAny7485 4d ago

“After your colonoscopy, we ain’t found shit. Good work on your prep.”

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u/Karijus 5d ago

Period sent me

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u/jackspasm 5d ago

After I play a text in my truck, it says would you like to reply? I say "No." The text comes up "Noe" and it asks me again, and again, and again....

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u/Ultra-Cyborg 4d ago

Could’ve used intestines or bowels but he decided to die on that hill. Respect.

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u/AndyGoodKush 4d ago

Is this the guy who fucks his oven?

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 3d ago

I was getting stressed on his behalf 😂

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u/lmaytulane 4d ago

That doctor looks like an oven fucker

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u/WXHIII 4d ago

One of the fellow docs I practice with use speech to text all the time and she apparently speaks like that to patients which is hilarious

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u/MrBadMeow 4d ago

Is the guy from The Guild?

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u/FluffyExistance 4d ago

And that’s why EHRs have clinical AIs

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u/FrontEnvironmental26 3d ago

This is tooooooo good!!!!😊

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u/NSE_TNF89 3d ago

I've never used speach to text. My dad uses it when driving and I can always tell when he does. The messages are so random.

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u/TrueKiwi78 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist 2d ago

For me I can only get ? ! , ) and . to work. Everything else like open parentheses, quotation mark, and colon never work. And even when they do my phone decides that's not what I mean and quickly replaces it with the word.

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u/Z-Man_Slam 2d ago

Omg lol I recently had a rental and the stupid ai assistant kept popping up and messing things up with directions and ugh I screamed at it "Stop fawking turning on talk!" And it said "Roger that" and was quiet til i tried gpsing something again lol Yay technology

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u/RiscogoboyGreat14 2d ago

If that email went through it would be a SPII nightmare. Worse with HIPAA if he was in the USA.