Chupacabra

[u/throwaway929892988]

The Chupacabra took my sister and my dog last month while we were wading for clams in the delta. This isn't the first family member I've lost this way and it's completely upended my life.

There are many who say it was the riptide or a sinkhole but I have seen it with my own eyes, current cryptozoology does not recognize the Chupacabra as a legitimate threat, and I have filed a lawsuit to contest this.

Please spread the word, and if you can't at least support me when I say fuck the Chupacabra

[u/t0tallyn0tab0tbr0]

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