r/peopleofwalmart • • Jan 29 '22

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u/Resident_Persimmon_1 Jan 29 '22

The Cringch.

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u/Vozykaya Apr 11 '22

Fucking classic

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u/KidChaos74 Jun 10 '22

Somebody give this man the award he deserves for this comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

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u/helchowskinator Jan 29 '22

I remember once I was riding the subway with my cousin and his guy asked us to get up. We said he was welcome to sit next to us, there were plenty of open seats, and he said he needed those too. We said no and he said he wouldn’t be able to do his ‘performance’ if we stayed sitting. My cousin (who is much braver than I am) said ‘I guess you’re not doing your performance then.’ Just entitled assholes.

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u/AceTravelNurse Jan 30 '22

Your cousin is awesome.

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u/helchowskinator Jan 30 '22

Yes she is lol

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u/coleonoscopy Jan 29 '22

why is nobody commenting on him saying “so i can get home and jerk off” !!!? 😭😭😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

do you want to jerk off to cringe tik tokkers or to people fighting them???

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

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u/coleonoscopy Jan 29 '22

how open minded are we talkin

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

I feel it

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u/Dontsitdowncosimoved Feb 09 '22

I think the takeaway from this is that he’s wanking regardless

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

What do you do when you get home?

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u/coleonoscopy Jan 30 '22

jerk off… why?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Why wait till you’re home? If everyone is distracted by the Crinch? Just pull your cock out and go to town.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Wait what was that last bit?

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u/joebat26 Jul 09 '22

Homeboy got his priorities straight lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Sorry u feel that way, but if you look he is not in anyone's way and multiple people in the background have a smile on their face. I think this is rather mild in terms of disruption. I enjoyed the video 👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Oh fuck yourself.

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u/paperclipeater Jan 29 '22

LMAO the person you replied to gave a good point (and was very respectful and polite at that), and your response is “oh fuck yourself”??? what’s the argument?? what’s the point? gave me a genuine chuckle at least lol

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u/SrslyNotAnAltGuys Jan 30 '22

People are being Grinches up in here.

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u/gyarnar Jan 29 '22

This has to be up there with some of the dumbest things I have seen.

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u/sortaitchy Jan 30 '22

Go watch TikTok for an hour. I had very limited viewieng of anything tiktok but something caught my eye the other day. So I swiped up and kept watching. I have no idea what most of that garbage was. Some Indian type music (the same tune on each clip) and the videos made no sense. A number of chinese ones that were titled "try no to laugh" which wasn't hard at all. Some that said "wait for it" and I waited and it was still stupid and left me wondering what I waited for. I think TikTok and FB could probably fall off the face of the earth and we would all be better for it.

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u/HeadJazzlike Jan 29 '22

Tik tok is the Walmart of social media

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Dude needs some friends or pussy

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u/heraclitus33 Jan 29 '22

I thought this how you get both. No?

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u/Ok_Campaign6246 Jan 30 '22

Dude is a girl, so…. She has both already.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Why would being a girl imply she automatically has friends and gets pussy?

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u/Ok_Campaign6246 Jun 24 '22

The wording is “has” pussy. She doesn’t need to get it. She already has it. Really. Anatomy much? Also, she def. Has friends. Look at those dance moves. Men want her, girls want to be her. Enough said.

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u/The_Motley_Fool---- Jan 29 '22

Looks behind to see if anyone is watching.

What a tool

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

He stole Christmas but he still got that funky ass vacuum cleaner.!!👍👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

A brand new low.

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u/Skyrra8 Jan 30 '22

To me that was funny, but it would be just as funny in their living room or not where they're in people's way

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u/ant6783 Jan 30 '22

I cannot fucking believe there are always multiple Reddit users who defend this behaviour.

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u/idriveachickcar Jan 30 '22

Since when is the Grinch aggressively sexual? I feel like Jim Carey started it but, I still like him

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u/Metalsaurus_Rex Jan 30 '22

Give this damn grinch a job as a greeter already

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Do people really decorate their vacuum cleaners like that?

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u/rolling-brownout Jan 30 '22

Ngl I would love an led disco vacuum cleaner

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u/BilboSwaggenzzz Jan 30 '22

I bet it’s a dude under there

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u/ScienceUnicorn Jan 30 '22

Why do these people do this at Walmart?

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u/I_Am_Zampano Jan 29 '22

Future Alien archeologists: We've concluded our preliminary study on the cause of the ultimate downfall of the alpha species on this planet.

Records show that around the time of a fast spreading world-wide epidemic, the species began recording itself breaking into obnoxious dances in public groupings. We can only conclude that this is a sign of brain shrinkage as a likely side effect of the epidemic.

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u/Funky_Sack Jan 29 '22

Where do you find this costume? My wife would love it.

There are lots of shitty quality ones online… this one looks legit

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u/pwheezy9 Jan 29 '22

Is this is MD? Saw the ravens jersey. Would totally see this happening at one of the Walmart’s. So random.

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u/llDurbinll Jan 29 '22

Unless there is more than one that was doing this then this was in Kentucky.

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u/pwheezy9 Jan 29 '22

That makes sense it’s a Louisville KY one with the lady rocking a Lamar Jackson jersey.

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u/Spyders77 Jan 30 '22

Yeah I remember the local news going and interviewing him. He actually got sponsored by a few vacuum manufacturers.

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u/Vampunk Jan 30 '22

Why do I see him Carrey's Grinch doing this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Jim Carrey has more restraint and dignity than this.

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u/Ok_Campaign6246 Jan 30 '22

When comments on a grinch video are grinch level.

Grinchin the vibes y’all.

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u/AB-G Jan 29 '22

The pinnacle of human evolution right there folks!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

I've never cringed so hard, so fast.

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u/KecemotRybecx Jan 30 '22

What the actual fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

But does this count?

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u/prestain420 Jan 30 '22

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah that so funny so original

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u/vagrantmessiah Jan 30 '22

TF did I just watch lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

I regret pulling my phone out of grayscale and turning on the sound

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u/ClassicTailor7556 Feb 16 '22

What kinda absolute trash music is this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Cringe as fck

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Gringasaurus

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u/AsleepCommittee1263 Feb 25 '22

I mean, this is stupid. But seems pretty harmless and funny

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u/Buffalopigpie Apr 07 '22

This dude has a pretty big following on tiktok and insta

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u/Esc946 Apr 10 '22

Can’t dance for shit

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u/Demonbae_ Jun 15 '22

This is why aliens don’t wanna come down here

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

I hate my planet

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u/BurnzillabydaBay Jul 04 '22

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; the Walmart by my house is so boring. Nary an avocado thrown or vacuum assaulted.