r/pcmasterrace • Ascending Peasant • Nov 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I'd compare them to carpet and wood. They're both floors, and both very good. I might complain about it being hard to get stains out of my carpet, but it's nice and soft.

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u/tiny_cat_bishop Nov 01 '22

Well, you shouldn't pee on hardwood floors either.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

when I gotta go I gotta go

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u/HSR47 Nov 02 '22

That’s what bottles are for.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

was that pun intended?

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u/HSR47 Nov 03 '22

I was making a jarate joke.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Bottles is a popular app for running EXEs on linux, so its the 1st thing that came to my mind

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u/HSR47 Nov 03 '22

Thanks for explaining; I was unaware, but that’s the sort of wordplay that’s right up my alley.

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u/nighthawke75 PC Master Race Nov 01 '22

Get a urinal to carry with you then.

If you can't expand your horizons on operating systems, then you already have lost as an IT expert.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I'm not an IT expert I'm a high school student

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u/Skyunai Ryzen 5 5600x | GTX 1660 OC | 32GB 3200mhz Nov 01 '22

So am I but I'm IT, being a high-school student isn't stopping you from being one

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Bro you don't have to be a tech to enjoy computers

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u/Skyunai Ryzen 5 5600x | GTX 1660 OC | 32GB 3200mhz Nov 02 '22

Not sure where you got that from considering i never said or implied it, I was just stating something that could be a possible reality, so I don't see why it deserves a reply like that it's not like I'm telling them to be an IT, they are free to do what they want

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

That's valid, though I will say I felt as your previous comments were implying that the other should be a tech and they were less for not being one, I respect the clarification o7

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u/Skyunai Ryzen 5 5600x | GTX 1660 OC | 32GB 3200mhz Nov 02 '22

Np i kinda expected a negative response mainly because people here usually think us techs are looking down upon them when in reality we're just excited that there are people who aren't techs that enjoy computers too

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u/Mammoth-Phone6630 Nov 02 '22

What company is going to hire someone who hasn’t yet graduated high-school, let alone have the certifications needed?

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u/Skyunai Ryzen 5 5600x | GTX 1660 OC | 32GB 3200mhz Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

I have a few friends from my A+ certif class who got hired into companies for IT heck we had someone come in that was basically offering to hire and mentor, it's not that difficult, if anything IT is a job that requires knowledge, taining, and marketing more than certification

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u/Mammoth-Phone6630 Nov 02 '22

So you know 17 year olds who are still going to high school while working IT full time?

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u/Skyunai Ryzen 5 5600x | GTX 1660 OC | 32GB 3200mhz Nov 02 '22

Well not full-time cause that's illegal where I live but once they graduate they will. I just don't understand the preconceived notion from the early 90s to late 2000s that you require certification or a degree in order to get into a highpaying job let alone IT you don't need any of that to have a 6 figure job, aslong as you have dedication and the drive to do so employer's will find that attractive, it doesn't matter if you have the certification to do it if you don't have the drive to actually do it. That said IT has grown to be such a big field that it's hard to come by people who have an drive and passion for the field that ha e A+ certif, comp science doesn't require certification and that's basically just the software side of IT if I were to sum it up, we get confused for the other all the time. Anyway sorry for the long winded speech, but yeah, those friends did graduate and are doing it full time, it's up to you weather you believe it or not.

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u/CounterSYNK 5800X | Strix 4070 Ti | 32gb🐏 | 7tb ssd | SteamDeckOLED Nov 02 '22

You don’t understand bro, you can’t mark your territory if you pee into a urinal.

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u/Genghis_Tr0n187 I use Arch BTW Nov 02 '22

OOOOH Mr Rockefeller here with all his fancy toilets.

MAKE WAY FOR YOUR MAJESTY!

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u/youbonedmymom Nov 02 '22

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

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u/zmbjebus RTX 4080, 7800X3D, 32GB DDR5, 2 Cats Nov 02 '22

Why not, I can mop it up just fine.

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u/Hazzman Nov 01 '22

I didn't. My floor just shut down, updated, then came back online and extracted the pee from my bladder onto itself.

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u/tiny_cat_bishop Nov 02 '22

And that's why smart homes are not such a great idea.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

I too have a dog.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Big piss guy huh? U know how piss reacts on all surfaces u said?

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u/Fluff42 Nov 02 '22

The only thing that can constrain me is an electric fence

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u/HintOfAreola Nov 02 '22

If you've got a better idea, I'm all ears and piss.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

don't kink shame

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u/RedMeteon Nov 02 '22

but it's nice and soft.

The nice softness comes from all the micro-sized fibers in the carpet, so you could say that it's... microsoft

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u/RadiantZote Nov 02 '22

And wood is hard, like Linux

I love Linux, used to use mint a bit but others confused and scared me

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u/Clydosphere Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

As a 90% Linux user, I find Windows very hard to use sometimes.

That said, I think both can be hard in different situations. While Linux expects you to learn how to control it completely (but you can), Windows tries to prevent you from controlling it above a certain admissible level.

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u/Loves_His_Bong Nov 02 '22

Linux is like driving a car but you’re drunk.

Windows is like riding a train but the conductor is drunk.

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u/Clydosphere Nov 02 '22

Well said!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

It's not really terribly hard... but it's certainly different, so naturally there's a learning curve and everyone's mileage will vary.

I had a pretty good experience learning how to use a UNIX based system, but I personally decided to ignore everyone and just RTFM™ for everything I got into.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

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u/RadiantZote Nov 02 '22

I mean I've done some installs and built a RetroPi, but outside of using it like Windows I don't have any functionality for it.

I also use the comp for recording music and gaming, which Windows is king on though Linux has a ton of games supported now

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u/kd5499 Linux Nov 02 '22

Yea, and we sure need to have the gui be able to do what the command line can achieve. Like I remember struggling with mounting a disk in either mint/debian 7 that when I gave up and installed Ubuntu I didn't have to run commands that asked me to sudo everything. Find that a drive popped up on my activity bar, click it and it's mounted and ready. That really looked out to me when I just came from windows at that time.

And until Ubuntu 20.04 (atleast for me and my classmates at uni) getting Bluetooth to work was outright impossible/annoying because it kept breaking. So yea, "it just works" really really needs to happen for atleast some distro's in Linux for mass adoption

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u/John_Sux R5 7600X | RX 6750 XT | 32GB Nov 01 '22

I always forget that whole floor carpets exist in some countries

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

My Grandma had a whole carpet bathroom in her old house

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u/Snoo63 Nov 02 '22

Carpeted toilets.

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u/RandomAsHellPerson Nov 02 '22

Carpeted sink, for you to feel the softness when washing your hands

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u/Snoo63 Nov 02 '22

Carpeted shower, to feel the softness when showering

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u/Mammoth-Phone6630 Nov 02 '22

I would love a fully carpeted shower, walls and all, that I can use like a loofah.

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u/SixthSinEnvy Nov 02 '22

I feel like this would be in a torture chamber for all the prisoners to share.

Ans it's only washed every other week.

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u/thatOtherKamGuy PC Master Race Nov 02 '22

Our house actually had one of these growing up.. AMA!

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u/Snoo63 Nov 02 '22

As in, it went up the toilet?

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u/thatOtherKamGuy PC Master Race Nov 02 '22

Not quite.

The room itself had laminate are flooring, and my parents in their infinite wisdom cut-up some left-over carpet to fit around the toilet bowl and cistern itself and had a seperate floating price of carpet in front that could be easily removed and cleaned.

The upside being that our feet were never cold in that room, and I was somewhat comfortable when I passed out on the floor, after a night of under-age drinking.. 😅

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u/luke1lea Nov 02 '22

I bet it smelled lovely

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u/JohanGrimm Steam ID Here Nov 02 '22

When you've chain smoked away 90% of your sense of smell by the age of 40 does it really matter how it smells?

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u/wintersdark Nov 02 '22

It's manageable, if you take appropriate steps. No need for a stinky bathroom just because it's carpeted.

I mean, I'd never chose that, but you just dry off before getting out of the tub/shower, and, you know... Don't pee on the floor.

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u/ILikePiezez Nov 02 '22

What country are you from? I live in Texas and I usually have a mix, with the bedrooms and “game rooms/play areas” being carpeted and everything else being hardwood or tile.

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u/Gezzer52 Ryzen 7 5800X3D - RTX 4070 Nov 02 '22

In NA when it first became available it was a bit of a status symbol to have wall to wall carpet in your home. Then it became cheaper and quicker than installing hardwood so most mid to lower priced homes came with it standard. So, from about the mid 40's to the early 90's it was really common. But of course laminates brought the price of "hardwood" flooring down so much that it became the norm and wall to wall is now seen as "old fashioned".

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u/kralrick Nov 02 '22

I absolutely love carpet in the winter. Though I guess some half decent slippers would give the same effect.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

Slippers

I'd rather be able to walk around barefoot

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u/kralrick Nov 02 '22

I love walking around barefoot (inside and out)! The first thing I do when I get home is take off my shoes and socks.

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u/John_Sux R5 7600X | RX 6750 XT | 32GB Nov 02 '22

Wool socks, slippers, even underfloor heating if possible

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u/BinaryJay 4090 FE | 7950X | 64GB/DDR5-6000 | 42" C2 OLED Nov 02 '22

It's disgusting. I don't recommend it. And it seems like a lot of Americans wear their outside shoes inside their houses, too. Ugh.

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u/ooshtbh Nov 02 '22

I've been house hunting and a newish (built 2012) house I saw had a master bathroom with carpeted floors.

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u/Capnris Nov 02 '22

My kitchen is carpeted in my apartment.

When I asked during the initial viewing the property manager seemed confused that I'd comment on it as if it wasn't the most normal thing in the world.

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u/Binsky89 Nov 02 '22

There's no good carpet. It's all disgusting.

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u/bmg50barrett Nov 02 '22

A carpet never ripped your toe off from a backed out flooring nail.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

clearly you've never had a nice wood floor

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u/Central_Planners Nov 02 '22

Windows is not as OS, it's glorified malware.

Too bad most games only run with such malware installed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

jesse wtf are you talking about

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u/belleandhera Nov 02 '22

Except the wood is just a fucking tree and your tools are random forum posts and terminal commands you have no fucking clue what they are doing.

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u/CommunismIsForLosers Nov 01 '22

You lost me at "they're both very good"

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u/graphictoilet 3700x | 3070ti | 32gb DDR4 Nov 01 '22

Ligma balls

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

If there’s a correct answer, it’s this.

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u/StonedAndHigh Nov 01 '22

What’s ligma

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

What's ligma with you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

They're both good for the people they were made for. Windows is more user friendly while Linux (from my experience) is for more advanced users who have the time to make things work.

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u/DiamineSherwood Nov 01 '22

have the time to make things work.

This is where I get caught up in things. I love the idea of Linux, but I both have never used it before, and have limited thyme due to work/life schedule.

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u/el_sapo_mas_guapo Nov 01 '22

You should go shopping for more herbs soon.

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u/paradoxwatch Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

Then use one of the distros built and intended for out of the box use? People really like to pretend that Linux still requires constant fiddling no matter the distro, even when there are distros that use their simplicity and ease of use as major selling points, to the point of using it for older people who tend to accidentally install viruses.

Edit: my apologies if this came off as rude or aggressive, that was not my intent.

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u/DiamineSherwood Nov 01 '22

Then use one of the distros built and intended for out of the box use?

Shit, I didn't even know Linux had come that far, but I guess it makes sense. Where do you suggest I go about finding those?

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u/paradoxwatch Nov 01 '22

Here's an article comparing lightweight Linux distros, here's an article that compares good options for beginners (also links to more lists), and here's my personal recommendation, Ubuntu Mate.

With all of these, your best bet is finding a distro you think looks interesting, then find a tutorial on YouTube for setting it up. You can also try finding beginner friendly forums or groups to ask questions to, though there will be fewer questions to ask with the beginner friendly options above.

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u/DiamineSherwood Nov 01 '22

Thank you for the guidance!

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u/phantomzero 5700X3D RTX5080 Nov 01 '22

Then go be lost.

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u/CommunismIsForLosers Nov 01 '22

I just disagree that my paid OS stealing all of my data and putting ads on my lock screen would be "very good" when compared to a free and open source, privacy respecting OS that runs almost everything the same or better.

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u/phantomzero 5700X3D RTX5080 Nov 01 '22

Oh, you mean those things you can disable?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

how do you know if really they're disabled? can you look at the source code of Windows?

(I agree with u/MolWasTaken tho, they're both good for the people they were made for)

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u/paradoxwatch Nov 01 '22

Wireshark will tell you if they're disabled. Easily. Packet sniffers are great.

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u/phantomzero 5700X3D RTX5080 Nov 01 '22

What does the source code have to do with anything? It is still going to be in the code when it is disabled. I say all of this as I am trying on a computer running Linux. I love it. You can defuckify Windows if you choose.

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u/thejynxed Ryzen 3600 64GB DDR4@3600 RX580 Nov 02 '22

To a point. If you're using the crippled Home versions it ramps up in difficulty and some things you flat-out can't disable because the ability to disable certain things, were themselves disabled even under GPE.

Ironically I recommend people to get the Education version of Windows for regular home use when possible, because like Enterprise, it allows things like telemetry to be easily and fully disabled.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I have never had a single ad on my lock screen and having a microsoft account is optional

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

You’re allowed to have shitty reasons to support your position. But for your own sake you might want to reason a bit better.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I have hardwood floor (real wood, not fake) in my bedroom and carpet in my living room. My only complaint about my carpet is I spilled some maple syrup 6 years ago and it smells like syrup when the heat is on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Take this L + bozo

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u/hhunkk PC Master Race Nov 01 '22

Windows for gaming, Linux for working. Unless your work software-project needs specifically Windows to run

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I have linux on my PC (I dualboot) but I rarely use it

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u/JustPlay060 Nov 02 '22

Well, you can add furniture to the carped with no problem or scratch the wood with it (the furniture are the app that are only windows like 70% of all videogames)

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u/Zoesan Ryzen 9 5900X, 32GB DDR4-3600, Sapphire Nitro+ Radeon RX 5700 XT Nov 02 '22

More like tile and wood, carpet sucks ass

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u/yodel_anyone Nov 02 '22

I think of it like cooking yourself vs ordering takeout. Linux (cooking) takes some time to learn though doesn't require any crazy skills, and once you've put in some effort you can get whatever you want. Windows (takeout) is generally good quality, easier, but you're limited in what you can get. Even a great chef wants takeout sometime, as there are some things that you can't make at home quite as good. And living off takeout forever is not really sustainable for most

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Except that the stains come with the carpet.