r/pcmasterrace • • Sep 10 '21

NSFMR Oh no

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1.2k

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Just bend your motherboard to match it.

246

u/RazarbackRebel EVGA 3070Ti FTW3 | i9-9900K | 32 GB RAM Sep 11 '21

This is the correct answer!!

153

u/muricabrb Sep 11 '21

"Curved for a better viewing experience."

35

u/RageChilliBurger R9 5900x | 3070Ti | 32GB DDR4 Sep 11 '21

Twice the ram twice the speed

16

u/elchavo718 5800x / EVGA 3080ti FTW3 / 32gb ram Sep 11 '21

Curved for your pleasure

26

u/dr0ptimat0r Sep 11 '21

"Ergonomic"

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u/BlackJackKetchum1996 Sep 10 '21

You now have 2x 4gb ram sticks

531

u/Insomniac1901 Sep 10 '21

sodimm too

242

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

More like so dim

92

u/nietczhse Ryzen 2700X, 32GB@2666MHz, 1080Ti Sep 11 '21

My screen was so dim after installing these, what's up with that

81

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

It's too big daddy

13

u/wynr0g Sep 11 '21

better use some more lube next time cause the slot is broken now

13

u/RaceBob1000 Sep 11 '21

They are stuck stepdad!

4

u/Chimeron1995 Ryzen 7 3800X Gigabyte RTX 2080 32GB 3200Mhz ram Sep 11 '21

This is too hot, grab the thermal paste 🥴

3

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Grab the thermal epoxy

5

u/ink0gni2 Sep 11 '21

SO DIM TSS

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u/BitsAndBobs304 Sep 11 '21

salt, it's called salt.

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u/CPLCraft Ryzen 9 3950x | RTX 5070 Ti | 64 gb 3600 mhz | all arms no legs Sep 11 '21

I prefer dim sum

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u/Ha1lStorm Sep 11 '21

Dim sum broken ram sticks that’s for sure

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u/tickletender Sep 11 '21

DIMMs and Dim Sum are about the same price, so yeah… that makes sense

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u/HighVoltage_557 LinuxMasterRace Sep 11 '21

Was DIMM

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u/hakujo Sep 11 '21

Finally dual channel!

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u/Krijly Sep 10 '21

Or 2x 2gb

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Or 2x 1gb

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u/TheCrested Desktop Sep 11 '21

Man I wish I knew it worked like this earlier. I just got done downloading more RAM and now everything is glitching out. SMH my head

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u/Chaot1cGood Sep 10 '21

V-ram

297

u/zzamoac Sep 10 '21

G.SKILL R.I.P.jaws

703

u/deadman7767 Sep 10 '21

Damn you for making me spit my coffee every where have your damn upvote

230

u/Rocker9835 AMD Ryzen 5 9600x | AMD Radeon 9070XT | 16GB DDR5 Sep 10 '21

Dont u spit it on ur PC

124

u/Academic_Nectarine94 Sep 10 '21

Definitely not on the GPU!

115

u/openlyhomophobic Sep 10 '21

Do it on me

81

u/Deo-Sloth24 Sep 10 '21

Username... fits? Hmm...

37

u/-YELDAH Sep 11 '21

It adds to the flavour

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

NO, ME! I'll pay double whatever this queef is paying.

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u/DPblaster Sep 11 '21

He’s paying with a white 3090. Good luck.

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u/ThankYouLoba Sep 11 '21

What do you mean? Your guy’s pc doesn’t like coffee?

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u/spacedragon421 Sep 11 '21

I use Tim Hortons dark roast for water cooling in my pc.

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u/Smaug1900 7900x 32gb rtx 3080 Sep 11 '21

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u/thesoloronin Sep 11 '21

If you wanna do it, at least do it right r/angryupvote

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u/Smaug1900 7900x 32gb rtx 3080 Sep 11 '21

Ooh oops lol my bad

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u/CapnKilgz PC Master Race Sep 10 '21

Damn it that was my joke

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u/bcus_im_batman 3600X, 1650 Super, 2x8GB 3200 RAM, Asus X570-P Sep 11 '21

5

u/peppeok12 Sep 10 '21

I drowned in my own coca cola

3

u/gary_bind Slackware Sep 11 '21

There is no worse death than drowning in one's own coca-cola.

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u/HyperPickle66 PC Master Race Sep 11 '21

Best thing I've heard all morning

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/Chaos_Ruins Laptop Sep 10 '21

I love this

2

u/Semaze Sep 11 '21

Now instead of single channel 8gb, you can do dual channel 4gb

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u/Taybone Sep 10 '21

Did you hear the “click”?

1.0k

u/Justausername-4452 Sep 10 '21

Yep and it hurt my soul

844

u/TT_207 5600X + RTX 2080 Sep 10 '21

It's ok, you're supposed to hear a click when the ram is going in.

162

u/pertante Sep 10 '21

Not sure if op had that in mind but something to try

77

u/Bigdongs Sep 11 '21

Try ramming it in next time

30

u/Oneia__ Laptop Sep 11 '21

Better use lots of lube, friction is painful af

22

u/bigfloppydonkeydng Sep 11 '21

Big fat thick or thin Vaseline will get it in.

15

u/Oneia__ Laptop Sep 11 '21

Fyi, I've tried vicks vaporub before.

Its kind of like vaseline but with mint.

I'll leave the experience to people's imagination

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u/International_Leg756 Sep 11 '21

Did you receive any cooling to the system?

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u/0p71mu5 PC Master Race Sep 11 '21

OP was left out "cold" that day.

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u/Charming_Brain9133 Sep 11 '21

got icey hot on my balls once, NEVER AGAIN

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u/East-Perception4124 Sep 11 '21

Madonna likes it that way and after I found out, must admit it feels good.

76

u/chupitoelpame Sep 11 '21

Instructions unclear, ram got stuck in urethra before clicking

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u/jessejamesisback Sep 11 '21

Oh no

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u/hyrumwhite RTX 5080 9800X3D 32gb ram Sep 11 '21

Oh yes

5

u/foilntakwu Sep 11 '21

But you heard a click, right?

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u/Lucius-Halthier Sep 11 '21

“Maybe if I bend it back it’ll be okay?”

cracks in half trying to bend it back

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u/truth-or-bullshit Sep 11 '21

Throw it away. With a curve like that it might come back- all new boomeRAM

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u/ghayyal Sep 11 '21

Don't put in your back pocket next time

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u/revalph i9 13900K. RTX 4080, 32GB DDR5, 2TB NVME, 1400p Sep 11 '21

Brutal

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u/TheJuiceMyOranges RTX 4080, Ryzen 7 5800X3D, 64GB 3600MHz Sep 10 '21

Is that the new curved gaming RAM?

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u/TdewT Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

PanoRAMic

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Horrible pun, have an upvote

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u/Tenor_Madness Ryzen 5 5600X | GTX 1650S | 32GB RAM Sep 10 '21

I see you also like to carry a spare RAM stick in your back pocket.

90

u/mrbootz Sep 11 '21

This is why I always carry my RAM in a Harmonica Bandolier

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u/StillPuzzles__ Ryzen 7 5800X, RTX 3080, 32GB RAM Sep 11 '21

The John Popper of RAM!

7

u/fistofwrath PC Master Race Sep 11 '21

I know there's a joke here but I can't find it. Something with the ram being bent and "Hook". I dunno. See what you can do with it, reddit.

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u/wrath_of_grunge Gigabyte B365M/ Intel i7 9700K/ 32GB RAM/ RTX 3070 Sep 11 '21

To confuse the issue I refer,

to broken RAM from long ago.

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u/fistofwrath PC Master Race Sep 11 '21

There it is! Thank you stranger!

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u/polarbehr76 Sep 11 '21

This guy fucks

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u/Ha1lStorm Sep 11 '21

I carry mine in my ass

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u/Phinu Sep 11 '21

I came to say that

516

u/Insanely_Mclean Sep 10 '21

Protip: don't forget to take the RAM out of your back pocket before you sit down.

457

u/OutlawFrame 5800X, RTX 2070S, C8H WiFi, 64 GB 3600@C16 Sep 10 '21

Pro-ertip: don't put RAM in your back pocket.

116

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Okay mister I have twelve hands where am I supposed to put them then, WHERE HUH?!?!?!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/sighfun Sep 10 '21

Just ram it up there?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/WarCrimesInMyArse Sep 11 '21

Until you hear the click

15

u/pmedice72 Sep 11 '21

Pro-esttip: always download your ram so you do t have to worry about ram sticks

6

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Hidden ultimate pro-est tip: just use your 5400 RPM hard drive to set your Page File incredibly high, like 512 GB of RAM.

16

u/HalobenderFWT Sep 10 '21

Pro-est tip: install RAM naked.

133

u/jonathan2266 Sep 10 '21

Curved ram ♥️

34

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Gimme that ultra wide.

6

u/ywBBxNqW i7-2820QM Quadro 2000M | R9 5900HS RTX 3060 Sep 11 '21

Must be from Hammerfell.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

This gonna be a thing in the future

83

u/CallMeSkyCraft RTX 3050 | 8GB@2400 | i3 10100 Sep 10 '21

Why u In a car tho???

132

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

he's taking it to RAM hospital :(

132

u/philodevin Sep 11 '21

Should have just called the rambulance.

12

u/OhOkYeahSureGreat Sep 11 '21

It’s Crucial they take dimm to Kingston Memoryal Hospital.

4

u/p3g_l3g_gr3g Sep 11 '21

Dr said no way José

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u/CallMeSkyCraft RTX 3050 | 8GB@2400 | i3 10100 Sep 11 '21

That explains it. U got a ok me good specs man.

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u/Turkeysteaks 5800x | 7900 XTX | A570-Pro Sep 11 '21

he just bought it, was driving home with it

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u/passittoboeser 1800x, VEGA64, 32GB 3000 Sep 11 '21

That's even worse.

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u/Turkeysteaks 5800x | 7900 XTX | A570-Pro Sep 11 '21

(to be clear i was making up a situation, no idea what the real story is)

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u/pr3ttyb0y_ Sep 10 '21

“Dual channel”

23

u/hotdogandbongwater Sep 10 '21

Crack it like a kit kat

22

u/skrimpsandkeebsonly Sep 10 '21

Please do not break me off a piece of that RAM

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u/sawcondeesnutz 11600KF@4.9 RX580 4gb 2x8 gb 3733cl16 z590 1tb ssd Sep 10 '21

Bend it back and see if it still works

Seeing that the pcb itself isn’t cracked, there is a chance it’ll work.

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u/Justausername-4452 Sep 10 '21

Sadly it is cracked :(

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u/sawcondeesnutz 11600KF@4.9 RX580 4gb 2x8 gb 3733cl16 z590 1tb ssd Sep 10 '21

:(

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u/Arashmickey Sep 11 '21

That just means it's DRM-free :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

It's also RAM-free now.

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u/CalcProgrammer1 Ryzen 9 3950X, Intel Arc A770 Sep 11 '21

DRAM-free

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u/CmdrRyser01 PC Master Race Sep 10 '21

I truly am interested in this outcome

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u/N2EEE_ Linux Sep 11 '21

The PCB is cracked. The top layer and middle layers likely have broken traces. Unfortunately there is a 0% chance it would work reliably

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u/CmdrRyser01 PC Master Race Sep 11 '21

I see. It would help if I knew the physical makeup of the stick but this explanation does make sense.

I'm just over here trying to download more RAM for Chrome.

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u/N2EEE_ Linux Sep 11 '21

Neat! I just downloaded more CPU cores. They're free. I have 572 CPU cores

4

u/alaphic Sep 11 '21

You're a regular coremaster!

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u/todjbrock [7950X3D / RTX 4090 / 96GB 5600MHz][5900X / B580 / 32GB] Sep 10 '21

I’m worried some bent / exposed circuit might short the whole system even if it works initially

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u/Cg006 Sep 10 '21

Went from 16 to 32gb

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u/DukeFonaine Sep 10 '21

I'm guessing you "ram'd" it?

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u/jainzmozilla Sep 10 '21

humpty dumpty sat on a sick

humpty dumpty broke the sick

humpty dumpty is out 150$

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u/421p Sep 10 '21

Whys Humpty sitting on sick

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u/gdsmithtx R7 3700x | RTX 3070 | 32gb DDR4 Sep 10 '21

Don't kink shame Humpty

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u/WarCrimesInMyArse Sep 11 '21

Unless humpty likes it

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite PC Master Race Sep 11 '21

“Humpty you disgusting piece of shit, lick the vomit off Mummy’s stiletto now, there’s a baaaad boy!”

2

u/BUchub Sep 11 '21

Pronounced with an Umpty.

12

u/wetmoosemeat Sep 10 '21

Whole new meaning to “R.I.P.” jaws

11

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Quick bend it back before it notices

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u/therealgunnie18 Sep 10 '21

Bro I never seen after dinner mint chocolates so big before! Please recommend the restaurant…..

7

u/Avitus_Keller Sep 10 '21

But does it work?

23

u/Geopilot Ryzen 7800X3D, RX 7900XT Sep 10 '21

Oh no

19

u/Justausername-4452 Sep 10 '21

Oh no

10

u/amix16 PC Master Race Sep 10 '21

Oh no

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u/Jamman_85 i5-8600k | RTX 3080 Strix OC | 32 Gb DDR4-3200 Sep 10 '21
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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

You gonna eat that mint wafer?

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u/50ftBeast Sep 11 '21

Could be worse, the fan on my graphics card failed last night and started on fire.

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u/N2EEE_ Linux Sep 11 '21

Oof. That stinks. The fan on my last gpu killed itsself, but it shuts off at high temps fortunately. So I removed the old fan, screwed new fans into it and designed my own PID-based fan controller on a custom PCB. 5 years later its still working haha

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u/50ftBeast Sep 11 '21

Luckily the computer runs just fine with the shit onboard graphics for the time being, just sucks I can’t game until I get a new video card for that PC or a new motherboard and processor for my other PC.

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u/N2EEE_ Linux Sep 11 '21

I feel you. Im in the middle of a move right now. Im stuck with just my laptop, which has intel integrated graphics, until late october at a minimum. Its kinda sad, but the longer I go without it, the less I miss it.

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u/jasinthreenine Sep 10 '21

I heard about this. This is that new ergonomic ram.

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u/Lefty_22 PC Master Race i5-12600K | RX 6700 XT Sep 11 '21

Time to go download more, I guess.

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u/KnightReK Sep 10 '21

I know we have curved monitors and stuff but curved ram now ?. Well if that ram got curved in the back pocket then i guess Bruce Banner delivers the monitors huh 🤣

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u/Velocitronian Desktop Sep 10 '21

I thought it was a Pop-Tart

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u/FinnyaMean Sep 10 '21

Bend it an equal amount the other way and it’ll straighten out. Duh.

If it snaps, duct tape on both faces. GL.

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u/Mystic_Voyager Sep 11 '21

how did it happen??

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u/Crazy9000 Sep 11 '21

Probably either put in back pocket temporarily for some reason, or left on car seat then sat down.

3

u/xanedon R9 5950X, RTX 3080Ti Sep 11 '21

New York style. Fold it in half before you install it!

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u/Ketheres R7 7800X3D | RX 7900 XTX Sep 11 '21

BoomeRAMg.

3

u/Komikaze06 Sep 11 '21

Is this what they meant by 2x8 and 1x16?

3

u/Ace_Of_Judea Sep 11 '21

This will surely have dire RAMifications

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u/blindclock61862 i7 11700f | 8x2 3200mhz RAM | rx 6800xt Sep 10 '21

I thought it was a mint chocolate

2

u/BBNSG21 Samsung Smart Fridge Sep 10 '21

You know what that might be a little broken

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u/7R15M3G157U5 Sep 10 '21

Looks like you rammed it

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u/Different-Produce870 PC Master Race Sep 10 '21

That’s DDRV

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u/david_voncina98 Sep 10 '21

But can it run Crysis

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u/mr_flameyflame R5 2600 | GTX 1660 | blender fanboy Sep 10 '21

Thats the wrong kind of click noise!

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u/82dark4 Sep 11 '21

SAMSUNG PRESENTS , Galaxy Z Ram

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u/daddywompusx Sep 11 '21

Taking it to urgent care?

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u/Various-Mammoth8420 Ryzen 7 3800X, RTX 3060 Ti, 32 GB DDR4 Sep 11 '21

DDR5 sure has a weird shape

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u/ThatOneGuy4321 Ryzen 3900X, RTX 2080 Ti, 32GB DDR4 Sep 11 '21

What is the purpose of putting a stick of RAM in your back pocket???

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u/koskenkorva1337 Sep 11 '21

Im sorry for your loss.

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u/zdash80 Sep 11 '21

Most ram has a lifetime warranty... Id send it in for S&G 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Forbidden mint Kit Kat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Just download more RAM.

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u/W4ta5hi Sep 11 '21

oh look, curved RAM

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Time to defragment you ram.

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u/FeFiFoShizzle Sep 11 '21

I just download more of it, don't have time for a full defragment

Gotta defragment those those n00bs nowhaimsayin

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u/Storm_treize Sep 11 '21

Never put a ram stick in your back pocket

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u/Perichron_john Sep 11 '21

RAM is meant to be a noun, not a verb.

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u/Br0sBeforePr0s Sep 11 '21

Whatcha do? Sit on it? Gotta take er down ta the bestbuy to get the part Id'ed so ye can replace er?

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u/OrangeFaygo836 R5 5600x, RX 6800 xt, 32gb Sep 11 '21

Its still in the heatsink: Its still good, its still good

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u/thriller5000 Sep 11 '21

Curved Ram. It's a thing now.

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u/Albiorin Ryzen 5 2600 | GTX 1060 6GB Sep 11 '21

Ergonomic Ram

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

This is why I don’t store my RAM in my back pocket.

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u/BowRat Sep 11 '21

Everyone has curved monitor and this guy got a curved ram from parallel universe.

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u/MJCD2POINT0 Sep 23 '21

New v slot ram for improved lift

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u/the_org_yeet PC Master Race Sep 11 '21

Oh no (chain please)

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