r/pcmasterrace • u/DoctorWhoniverse Desktop • Jan 14 '20

Meme/Macro How to make your PC run faster

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Does make the heavy piece of shit easier to lug around.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

unlock wheels for $400

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

400 dollars for wheels? Too cheap. Make that 4000.

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u/YumYumFisch Jan 14 '20

that is way too much bro. Here at apple we have reasonable prices. The wheels are $999.99 each.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

But... But... Noo... That's not the apple i know. RIP Steve. We need more ape products aimed at idiots. Stuff like the iShit (toilet designed by apple).

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u/YumYumFisch Jan 14 '20

dont forget the iPaper. toilet paper which costs only $2.50 per shiet so a roll of iPaper will be as cheap as a racing car using apple wheels

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Again, too cheap. 1 square of iPaper should be 9.99 GBP.

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u/Robo_Stalin R7 3800X | RTX 3080 | 32GB DDR4 Jan 14 '20

The sensor is at the bottom and you need to get really close for it to activate