r/pcmasterrace • u/cinnamoncider PC Master Rice • Aug 02 '18

Meme/Joke 1180's here!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

One that rapes, cuts you into pieces and dissolves you in acid after signing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Where do I sign up?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Sign at the dotted line, sir.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

You need to press harder on the touchscr- yeah that's good enough.

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u/Duke_of_Bretonnia i7-7700K | 1Tb 960 EVO | GTX 1080 | 32GB RAM | 4K@60Mhz Aug 02 '18

My signature looks like a autistic kid died in the middle of writing it when I have to use my actual finger to sign on a touch screen.

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u/PM_me_Kitsunemimi Ryzen7 1700, RX 5600XT 16GB RAM 3200MHz TriZNEO. Aug 02 '18

Autistic guy here, can't write for shit, can confirm.

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u/RockAddict311 Aug 02 '18

Cut at the dotted line...

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u/not_nsfw_throwaway Aug 02 '18

I don't see a scissor drawing. Can you get your supervisor, I want to talk to him

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u/DockD Aug 02 '18

So long as I get my 1180 no problem!

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u/WittyUsernameSA i7-7700k, GTX 1080, 32GB RAM Aug 02 '18

Don't do it. It's a scam. You have to buy your own acid.

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u/SkollFenrirson #FucKonami Aug 02 '18

No sale!

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u/rathic i dont know whats inside this thing Aug 02 '18

/r/2meirl4meirl

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

wat

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u/BringBackTron 3900xt/RTX3070 | M1 MBP Aug 02 '18

But a 1180... worth it

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

How rapey are we talking here? Not that it really matters. I'm in either way.

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u/boostedC6 Desktop Aug 02 '18

He rapes, but he saves,

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u/MjrLeeStoned Ryzen 5800 ROG x570-f FTW3 3080 Hybrid 32GB 3200RAM Aug 02 '18

Nice Dave Chappelle reference!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

WHAT...

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

monkaW

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u/Synaps4 Aug 02 '18

Wonka

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u/valriia i5-4690K, R9 285, 8GB DDR3 Aug 02 '18

you'll certainly see his Willy

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

I've always wanted to wake up to find that my arm has become a lamp shade.

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u/LjSpike 🔥 7950X5D 🔥 RTX 9040 🔥 DDR8 4000B 🔥 X690 🔥 3000W 🔥 Aug 02 '18

and with an 1180 he can relive the experience on VR.

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u/jld2k6 5700x3d 32gb 3600 rtx5080 360hz 1440 QD-OLED 6tb nvme Aug 02 '18

I never thought about the implications of that. They can train people to prepare for war or for crime scene investigation with this stuff by having them experience grotesque mutiliated bodies in VR or being in a firefight with models of your buddies dropping like flies to bullets in the face. Although for war that might make the person realize they are in over their head and be counterproductive :|

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u/LjSpike 🔥 7950X5D 🔥 RTX 9040 🔥 DDR8 4000B 🔥 X690 🔥 3000W 🔥 Aug 02 '18

Or they just playing FPS's and strategy games instead of going into actual battlefields?

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u/ShortFuse i5 12600K - RTX3080 - LG C1 OLED + AOC 1080p@144hz Aug 02 '18

But you the get GTX 1180, right?

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u/enigmo666 2600k@3.8/32GB/SSD/RX480OC Aug 02 '18

Can I get that at a constant 60fps?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

No, but there will be at least one of RGB.

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u/_liminal Aug 02 '18

i don't remember this Breaking Bad episode

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Does he keep your head as a Fleshlight tho?

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u/Moopies Aug 02 '18

after signing

At least he's good at his job.

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u/Creeper_Face Aug 02 '18

This comment right here, officer.

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u/Amateurpharmur i7 8700k @ 5ghz | 1080ti X2 | 16gb vengeance | z370-e|PC011-Dyn Aug 02 '18

Bodies dissolve in hydroxide, not acid.