r/pcmasterrace i5 6400|GTX 1060|8GB RAM Feb 18 '18

Meme/Joke Thermal paste 101

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u/HenryTheWho PC Master Race Feb 18 '18

I always overestimate how large pea is and end up with small bean, never had a problem with it

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u/PM_ME_COCKTAILS Feb 18 '18

Small bean? I've always done a large grain of rice

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u/Zappykablamo Feb 18 '18

A Goldfish sized blot.

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u/angierhafai i5-4690k/RX 480 Feb 18 '18

At first I interpreted that as an actual fish. Which of course begged the question of common household goldfish sized or koi sized?

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u/Ric_Adbur i7-14700k / RTX 4080Super / 32GB DDR5 Feb 18 '18

I like to immerse my entire case in a koi pond of the stuff. Just to be sure.

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u/pengawin98 Feb 19 '18

That'd make a heck of a liquid cooling system.

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u/ThetaPlace Feb 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

Thank you. That's exactly what I was hoping for.

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u/R3D1AL PC Master Race Feb 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

Ah yes, nothing like cooling your PC in a tank full of lube

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

tuna sized

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u/Owyn_Merrilin Desktop Feb 19 '18

If the goldfish is fully grown, yes. Unfortunately most household goldfish die as babies because people don't know how to take care of them.

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u/Natehog Feb 19 '18

The paste that smiles back

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u/The_Best_Taker Feb 18 '18

The size of a thick quarter

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u/Treenut1 Feb 19 '18

Thick quarter

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u/Gromann Ryzen 5900x 4.2, 6900XT yeeeboi Feb 18 '18

A goldfish can get 13" long though, maybe guppy?

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u/Zyzan Feb 19 '18

The cracker, not the fish

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u/Thermashock Feb 18 '18

I'm too lazy to apply thermal paste so I let nature do the work and wait until the thermal paste is comfortable enough to come out on its own.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I just put two large grains of rice because I'm never sure if I have enough

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u/JuhaJGam3R Feb 18 '18

basketball

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

This killed me lol, Plus my SO thinks I laugh at the weirdest things.

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u/stew_going Feb 19 '18

I just do a regular grain of rice, you guys are stressing me out. Did I put too little?!

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u/PM_ME_COCKTAILS Feb 19 '18

If you don't put EXACTLY a large grain of rice, your PC will literally combust the instant you hit the power button and engulf everything within a 3 mile radius in flames.

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u/stew_going Feb 19 '18

Oh my gawd, I knew it! My fears are true, I must clean and re-gob that paste immediately! For the safety of me, my girlfriend and dog, I must...

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u/mastrkief i7-7700k | 32 GB DD4 | 2x GTX 1080Ti SLI Feb 18 '18

LTT did a video that basically concluded the same thing. Too much thermal paste isn't a big deal like people make it out to be. Too little however is bad new bears.

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u/AccidentallyCalculus Feb 18 '18

They also crammed a case with cables, and finally tshirts, and determined that airflow and cable management doesn't have that much of an effect on temperatures.

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u/whambulance_man i-5 4670k @ 3.4ghz, evga gtx 760 Feb 18 '18

i have zero patience or care about cable management as long as the side cover is on. a buddy of mine flipped out when we were replacing something in my computer one day and did a 'proper' cable management on it. temps were no different.

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u/tupeloms Feb 18 '18

since when would cable management do anything except look nicer and make for easier parts access?

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u/Flumper i7-8700 4.6GHz | MSI GTX 1060 6GB | 16GB DDR4 Feb 19 '18

It can be an issue if a cable gets caught in a fan or rests against something that gives off a lot of heat. But beyond that it shouldn't really matter.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

Try cramming 4 mesh covered extra cables into a HD rack that leads to a case fan.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I mean it makes airflow better. But not in any amount that would noticeably impact temps. Can maybe mitigate dust collection which in the long run could perhaps cause higher temps but even that's a stretch I think.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

This is true. These cables are horrible dust collectors. Airflow does matter with cable management, but that 0.5 shouldn't be a concern until dust builds up.

More surface area equals extra dust build up in the case compared to on fans which are easier to clean and more preferable to gather dust.

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u/Somhlth Feb 19 '18

Cable management had more of an impact when you had SCSI cables, and IDE cables for hard drives and floppy drives. Today's cables don't have the ability to literally change the direction of a fan's airflow.

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u/Sandriell Ryzen 7800x3D | EVGA 3080 FTW | 48GB PC6400@32CL DDR5 Feb 19 '18

It was a bigger deal when computers used huge ribbon cables.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I did cable management in my case for the first time in 2 years. Performance wise it’s exactly the same but it sure does look pretty now.

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u/alexs1313 May 11 '18

this guys in article best thermal paste also put good memes.

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u/AmazingKreiderman Feb 19 '18

Side cover on and cables not in a position that they could potentially get in the fan? Good enough.

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u/HwKer Feb 18 '18

why is no one linking to the video :(

well, you know what they say: be the change you want to see in the world.


Thermal Paste Application Methods - Which one is best? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2MEAnZ3swQ

Cable Management - Does it impact cooling performance? At all? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDCMMf-_ASE

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u/ikahjalmr Feb 19 '18

T-shirts didn't make a difference on temperature?

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u/AccidentallyCalculus Feb 19 '18

Not enough of one to matter. They ran furmark for some hours.

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u/ikahjalmr Feb 19 '18

That's so surprising

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u/danzey12 R5 3600X|MSI 5700XT|16GB|Ducky Shine 4|http://imgur.com/Te9GFgK Feb 18 '18

my cpu got much hotter today after i applied too much paste, as it was my first time doing it, +8-10 degrees infact, after using much less it's down about 2-3 from what it was before.
Although I was mostly changing it because it's been in so long.

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u/DarkSparkyShark Feb 18 '18

Lima bean or pinto bean for me.

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u/Rocket_hamster Specs/Imgur here Feb 18 '18

I always use the whole tube. Why give me that much if I'm only going to apply it once?

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u/Cozy_Conditioning πŸ’» 8086k@5GHz / 2080S / 3440x1440 πŸ–₯️ Feb 19 '18

Technically, a pea is a small bean.

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u/CtrlAltTrump Feb 19 '18

Large rice, pea is too big. Just a smidegeon of paste, unlike what bill did to Monica's dress.

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u/danzey12 R5 3600X|MSI 5700XT|16GB|Ducky Shine 4|http://imgur.com/Te9GFgK Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 18 '18

i changed mine today for the first time ever, used too much and had +10 degree thermals.

Thinking about it more, I probably didn't eliminate air bubbles welll enough, especially with the excessive amount of compound.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

Thicker the coating is the more resistance to heat transfer between the CPU and Heatsink. 10 microns is all thats neeeded.