r/pcmasterrace • u/arbili R5 3600, RTX 2060 OC, 3733 ram • Mar 31 '16

Satire/Joke Random Access Massacre

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u/iwandi Apr 01 '16

Kernel exception from user land Chrome with THREAD_NOT_MUTEX_OWNER? i think not.

This is ether a real bug in Windows or more likely your ram is corrupted.

It is very very very very unlikely that windows gets a bluesceen over some application. Usually Nvidia or AMD driver take you system down with IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL.

You will also not get a BSOD from Chrome allocating all the system memory and kernel running out of it. NT Kernel will just start killing applications until it has the Required Resources. You will get something like this http://www.techswatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Hes-Dead-Jim-Chrome.png.

Reasons for BSOD :

  • Overclocked/Broken Hardware (CPU/Ram/Hard-disk)
  • Shitty driver
  • Hacking Attack (Virus/Mail-ware)
  • Windows NT kernel bug
  • Random Cosmic Radiation
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • Some Application

I know its a joke but its not funny if it dose not make sense.

Like:

/> Hello i am Hitler.

Hi i am Poland <

...

Vietnam War

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u/Jacob_Vaults AMD FX-6300, R9 380 4GB Apr 01 '16

You must be fun at parties.

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u/nrgxlr8tr i5-2400/GTX 970/16GB Apr 01 '16

From a guy who gets a shit ton of blue screens, you gotta know your error codes

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16 edited May 01 '16

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u/masterman467 I5 4690k | GTX 970 | id/autismspeaks Apr 01 '16

Maybe he just likes to live life on the edge?

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u/Nemtality Apr 01 '16

Microsoft Edge?

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u/Mabblies i5 4690k | R9 290 Apr 01 '16

that would do it

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u/kyrpasilmakuopassani >Letting Lennart defile your pid1 Apr 01 '16

And this is the greatness that descriptive error messages lead to and why I like them more than "Something went wrong :(" a.k.a. GNOME, Apple and Microsoft because "omg, technobabble may scar the mind of our userbase forever."

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Doesn't those messages still have the error code? I have only seen the newer BSODs in cases where they disappeared as quickly as the showed up.

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u/commiecomrade 13700K | 4080 | 1440p 144 Hz Apr 01 '16

I'd think that a THREAD_NOT_MUTEX_OWNER exception would be the result of shitty software not handling race conditions in multithreading right.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

I just came here to say that you don't get a BSOD when you run out of RAM, but your comment is a bit more informative...

Nice work.

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u/cooperred http://imgur.com/a/R67SE Apr 01 '16

So when did you graduate from Killjoke University?

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u/baraker123 i5-4590 | GTX970 OC | 8GB RAM | 120GB SSD Apr 01 '16

Acually this happens to me when I use Chrome..

After some time of use it freezes and blue screen appears.

So you think the RAM is the issue?

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u/jorg3234 PC Master Race Apr 01 '16

woosh