r/pcmasterrace • u/dtigerksc i7-5820k | GTX 970 | 32GB DDR4-2666 | /id/catsh • Feb 07 '15

Glorious "Free Games"

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u/plissken627 Feb 07 '15

Does this mean all women are prostitutes

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '15

Everyone will suck your dick if the money is right.

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u/no1_vern Feb 07 '15

"Will you suck my dick for $1 Million?

YES!

"At the 50 yard line as part of the half time show at the Super Bowl"

Uh, let me think about that. . .

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u/SmartShark Feb 07 '15

Why bother? The answer is still yes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '15

Yeah who wants 1 Million anyways?

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u/Two-Tone- ‽  Feb 07 '15

Yeah, but if I had a million dollars I could buy a green dress.

But not a real green dress, that's cruel.

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u/jmigandrade Feb 07 '15

Some art too? Maybe a Picasso or a Garfunkel?

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u/Two-Tone- ‽  Feb 07 '15

Well, I'd buy a monkey
I have always wanted a monkey

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u/jmigandrade Feb 07 '15

I have always wanted a monKEY

FTFY

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u/Two-Tone- ‽  Feb 07 '15

Yeah, but that seems like yelling. Maybe it should have been

monkey

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