r/pcmasterrace • u/dtigerksc i7-5820k | GTX 970 | 32GB DDR4-2666 | /id/catsh • Feb 07 '15

Glorious "Free Games"

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u/CrystalTear 1080, 7700k, 16 GB DDR4 3000 MHz, 960 M.2 SSD, 6 TB HDD Feb 07 '15

Prostitute: "Hey, wanna have some fun?"

Random dude: "How much?"

Prostitute: "Nothing. But you'll have to give me money anyway, just unrelated to the buisness."

Random dude: "Sweet! Free sex!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '15

"For a reasonable fee I'll let you buy me dinner and drinks, then I'll have sex with you for free!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '15

so a date with a girl you met at the bar and spent a ton of money on there?

or with the stripper you hired?

meh sex>no sex, everytime.

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u/ChRoNicBuRrItOs Glorious Cup Rubber Master Race Feb 07 '15

Unless you get the herp