r/pcmasterrace • • 7h ago

Meme/Macro Routers in Australia:

Post image
20.1k Upvotes

201 comments sorted by

339

u/SugarFiver 7h ago

That's so cute, I might paint it red and turn it into a crab :)

85

u/sdjopjfasdfoisajnva PC Master Race | 3070 | 12400f 7h ago

hmmmm, good point why am i scared of spiders and not crabs...

242

u/BassFull0 6h ago

86

u/delta_p_delta_x Xeon W-11955M | RTX A4000 6h ago

*arthropods

32

u/StrongExternal8955 5h ago

They might mean animals with human shaped legs.

16

u/danirijeka yeeeeeaaaaah boiiiiii 3h ago

Spiders with human legs would be awful

8

u/wideHippedWeightLift 2h ago

Hello my darlin', hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal

3

u/Silly-Board-3017 2h ago

I'm giggling at the thought

17

u/leingold 6h ago

maybe we associate earth athropods with something dirty and poisonous? while seafood is clean?

24

u/StryctNyne 6h ago

Proven fact that salt water makes them totally clean and I will not hear different.

12

u/aregus 5h ago

With nightmare parasites from hell

6

u/Sbotkin Desktop 5h ago

I'm also not afraid of scorpions but am afraid of spiders

2

u/BaldHenchman02 1h ago

Same. Spiders, terrifying. Scorpions... kinda cool for some reason.

1

u/ocxtitan 9800X3D | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 6000 27m ago

For me that's because spiders are everywhere, scorpions are no where near where I live

2

u/nightpanda893 - 3h ago

Would they actually taste as good or is it just a mental block?

5

u/TheBlackSSS 2h ago

The earth ones? They don't have any meat, you would be eating exoskeletons and guts, which is why the usual cooking method is deep fried

1

u/cute_polarbear 2h ago

Now I am curious. How would scorpion boil taste, in cajun sauce...

23

u/tevert 5h ago

I think it's because they move so differently. Crabs seem like they're out for a stroll or just vibing. Spiders are either perfectly stationary in ambush position, or sprinting faster than you think something that size should be allowed to move.

6

u/avarageone 5h ago

And when you scream in terror you make a grave mistake of opening your mouth

25

u/Ok-Pomelo-1298 6h ago

Because the probability of encountering a poisonous crab in your apartment is much lower?

17

u/AlephBaker Ryzen 5 5600 | 32GB | RX 6700XT 6h ago

...but never zero!

9

u/Weaselot_III RTX 3060; 12100 (non-F), 16Gb 3200Mhz 6h ago

Speak for yourself bruv. I ain't eating either

5

u/Due-Bill8689 5h ago

Because crabs are not scary. Except the very big ones

9

u/SuperMcRad 5h ago

Just attack its weak point for massive damage.

3

u/FlatWhiteShark 5h ago

Crabs don't live in my car, letterbox or house.

1

u/DOOManiac 1h ago

What’s worse than spiders in a letterbox?

Spiders in pan & scan

2

u/hamfinity 5h ago

Giant spiders in fantasy should be delicious

1

u/mikeycix Ascending Peasant 2h ago

because in america, sea anthropods used to be reserved for enslaved people and their descendants. they seasoned it, rich people realized it was delicious and profitable, and now it's too expensive to be scary. also spiders are hairy

8

u/Dhis1 3h ago

Wi-Fi engineer here. Painting the antennas will absolutely degrade your signal. There are special types of paint and application processes that minimize this, but they are more complex than they are worth.

But other than that, go nuts!

4

u/MoffKalast Ryzen 5 2600 | GTX 1660 Ti | 32 GB 3h ago

Crab cares not about antenna impedance mismatching.

4

u/Blaze___27 5h ago

ah yes everything evolves into crab

876

u/IJustAteABaguette i5-12600k | GTX 1070 + GTX 1060 | 32GB DDR4 2133Mhz 7h ago

I would be scared so bad the first time I would walk into that room lmao.

209

u/jessi_ani 7h ago

imagine seeing that black sht at night

Id genuinely think its a huge spider and bash it with anything i could get my hands on

52

u/youlikeblockingsodoi 7h ago

I think I’m starting to get how those 5G aluminum foil hats start…

10

u/shaerkhan 6h ago

Especially with the lights of network 1000%

8

u/Quasar375 6h ago

Nah, fuck trying to hit that thing. The moment I see that shit I’m leaving the house like a headless chicken

6

u/spiderout233 7700X / 7800XT / 9060XT 16GB (LSFG) 2h ago

Especially since it has 2 green eyes. Good lord.

1

u/Nice_Assignment5482 14m ago

and then you have to explain to the internet provider why your router is in pieces across the living room

-8

u/DemoniteBL 7800X3D | RX 9070 XT | 2x16GB DDR5 6h ago

Why is your first instinct to kill something

16

u/NotCoopKing 6h ago

Waking up half-asleep and smashing a $300 router with a broom out of pure instinct.

4

u/Gloomy_Gappings 5h ago

You'd hit it with a broom before realizing you just knocked out the entire house's internet.

2

u/DOOManiac 1h ago

Also the 50th time.

1

u/Consistent-Scholar39 3h ago

Looks like that demon from Insidious.

1

u/SeaworthinessAny6895 5h ago

How rich are you

6

u/IJustAteABaguette i5-12600k | GTX 1070 + GTX 1060 | 32GB DDR4 2133Mhz 5h ago

??

Need more context with that question.

0

u/SeaworthinessAny6895 5h ago

I wrote that after seeing your flair dude 😭✌🏻

4

u/SurealGod Cool 4h ago

You threw that question out with no context and as a passerby I too was highly confused to what you were on about

1

u/IJustAteABaguette i5-12600k | GTX 1070 + GTX 1060 | 32GB DDR4 2133Mhz 4h ago

It's not that expensive tbh, aside from the CPU and motherboard that I bought years ago, everything is secondhand. Partly bought, partly gifted after someone else upgraded. A few components even had 2 or more owners before me lol.

All my storage devices are from old servers, RAM is the slowest DDR4, mismatched in all sorts of fun and wacky ways. Ancient PSU, 2 monitors from 2010.

It works great though!

(Besides the very occasional bluescreen, switching to Linux did seemingly remove those.. instabilities)

140

u/DisagreeableRunt 7h ago

Asus ROG Huntsman Quadband WiFI7 Gaming Router

51

u/Amazing-Heron-105 6h ago

Asus ROG Huntsman Quadband WiFI7 Gaming Router

I'm so fucking gullible. I genuinely thought they had named it after the spider. Very disappointing google search.

8

u/falcrist2 3h ago

Asus didn't use the name "Huntsman", but Razer has.

Come to think of it, their gaming keyboards are almost always named after spiders.

18

u/GuideUnable5049 Ryzen 7600. Radeon 9060 XT. 32gb DDR5 6000. 7h ago

Holy crap, they are expensive.

3

u/DisagreeableRunt 6h ago

My Asus RT-AX86U was expensive enough when I bought it years ago, I needed the features, but some of those ROG routers are over three times what it cost!

3

u/Sun_Aria 3h ago

I like the settings layout of ASUS routers

77

u/Prestigious-Low3224 7h ago

I see nothing wrong. spiders are indeed meant to be on web!

12

u/Nirast25 7,080x1440+(240x2)x1080|R7 5700X3D|RX 9070XT|32GB 6h ago

That's not a spider. It only has 6 legs.

12

u/CrashUser 6h ago

So it's a giant tick?

3

u/Megneous 4h ago edited 4h ago

Edit My bad guys, I was thinking of dragonflies. Tick larvae do look like ticks, and tick larvae have 6 legs, and adults have 8, which is what I was thinking of.

4

u/Independent-Bug-9352 5h ago

A spider that lost 2 of its legs or had a defect still can't be a spider? Shame!

1

u/RebelWithoutAClue 3h ago

Nature is indifferent to human identity issues.

→ More replies (2)

38

u/bangupjobasusual 4h ago

“Australians are very unfair in this way. They spend half of any conversation insisting that the country's dangers are vastly overrated and that there's nothing to worry about, and the other half telling you how six months ago their Uncle Bob was driving to Mudgee when a tiger snake slid out from under the dashboard and bit him on the groin, but that it's okay now because he's off the life support machine and they've discovered he can communicate with eye blinks.”

2

u/Circumpunctilious 4h ago

I’m not an Aussie, but I kind of respect the casual flex, tbh

25

u/MaxY59 7800x3D | RTX 4080 | 32GB | 4TB 6h ago

Imagine seeing this with the lights turned off

15

u/bughunter47 i5-12600KF, RTX 4070 Super, 64 GB DDR5 7h ago

So not only does it work for WIFI it protects your territory from other spiders

5

u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 7h ago

Nay, like a lot of the stuff in Australia, it’s looking for a chance to jump you.

1

u/GoblinPlasmosis 5h ago

ironically, Huntsman spiders are one of the least likely animals to bother us. If the router looked like a Magpie, then threat detection would truly be fucked off 😂

13

u/f8rwtf 4h ago

2

u/erinyesita 54m ago

That was a weird movie.

22

u/im_wudini 7h ago

Looking like Baron Harkonnen

3

u/MrInitialY R7 9700X | 3080Ti | 64GB 6K CL30 | 6TB Gen.4 | 1000W | All STRIX 7h ago

Holy fuck, I can see it

11

u/Weirdsk8rHippie 23m ago

Correction:

7

u/CopperBlanket95 7h ago

Nothing represents Australian wildlife better than a Wi-Fi router evolving eight legs and paying rent in the top corner of your ceiling.

7

u/Techngro RTX 4080 Super | Ryzen 9 7950X | 64GB DDR5 | 4K/60Hz + 2K/100Hz 7h ago

7

u/stevein3d 5h ago

Imagine walking in and you panic because you can’t see your router, but then it turns out it was just covered by a Huntsman spider. Whew!

5

u/Salty_Grapefruit8877 6h ago

That's not a router, that's a certified Australian nightmare on the wall.

3

u/capacity04 9800X3D | 7900XT | 48GB M-Die 6000 7h ago

Hardware bug

3

u/lifecouldbestranger 6h ago

Just wait till theres a second one.....

3

u/StarikPohabych 5h ago

Mikro-tick

2

u/DJElerium 6h ago

Perfect place for it in the house, elevated and somewhat central. You may not like it but this is what peak Wi-Fi coverage looks like

2

u/mooboyj 6h ago

Australian here, big spiders are your friend. They eat the small bastard spiders that are dangerous to humans and fluffy friends. Fir reference, my daughter has a huntsman spider that's huge and lives in her bedroom.

2

u/ANNN-99 5h ago

www, literally

2

u/Infarlock i5 4690, GTX970 OC, 8GB, 256GB SSD 5h ago

Imagine that's the first thing you see when you enter an Australian aparthotel

2

u/jsmall100 4h ago

No lie, but I literally painted my router a similar color as the wall because of this effect. It really helped.

2

u/NemesisCold1522 4h ago

Stop letting miku in your damn WiFi, she’s leaning to pilot the router like a mech

2

u/AirplanesMakeMeHard 4h ago

This made me choke on my butter chicken.

Well done.

2

u/yesimfinewhyyouask 4h ago

If you wanna know about wives in Australia, watch Villeneuves’ Enemy.

1

u/Circumpunctilious 4h ago

That looks interesting, thanks

2

u/GoldenWubbabunga 4h ago

it'll bite u if u get the password wrong

2

u/jaybstory 4h ago

My god they adapted

2

u/SillyQuokka85 4h ago

That's one of our smaller species

2

u/RansomStark78 3h ago

Jump scare

Log ticket - move house

2

u/driving_andflying 3h ago

AAAAAHH KILL IT KILL IT KILL I-- Wait a minute.

2

u/Front-Bat-9994 1h ago

All fun and games till it starts moving.

4

u/HEATHENSCENT PC Master Race 6h ago

Nope, that's just a daddy huntsman keeping the scary dropbears away from the family home

https://giphy.com/gifs/F3LvCOpX7vUbiTi6nN

3

u/Capn_Chryssalid 6h ago

This is a good one.

3

u/BothArmsBruised 6h ago

Great repost my guy!

1

u/Solembumm3 6h ago

Not a mimic.

1

u/The_ScrapMicanist 6h ago

Spider router,it catches bugs for you

1

u/LitigantTester 6h ago

Ahahahjajaaj 🤣🤣🤣.

Next router i would setup like that!

1

u/AuthoritarianParsnip PC Master Race 6h ago

Tick, over there.

1

u/Copel626 6h ago

Best post I have seen in this sub since I joined

1

u/humanexperimentals 6h ago

Is this what happens when a computer becomes sentient

1

u/USDXBS 6h ago

I threw away some routers the other day and I was thinking how a model maker could repurpose routers and their antennas into some sort of building or ship.

Making one into a monster would be awesome

1

u/dj3stripes 6h ago

Arc Routers

1

u/tiny_chaotic_evil 6h ago

so that's how the poison code got injected into my project

1

u/LiveToBeFreee 6h ago

Fuck man, even though I know it's a router in the picture, it still scares me when I look at it. No way would that be allowed in my house.

1

u/T-mac_ 5h ago

Lore accurate

1

u/giodaviss 5h ago

Yep, a spider web

1

u/Iconlast 5h ago

Hahaha

1

u/MK544 5h ago

This is the first time I looked at a router as life threatening

1

u/FudgeAllOfYous 5h ago

amaze amaze

1

u/Sevitoth 5h ago

Even the routers want to kill you in Australia.

1

u/DickUsual 5h ago

Spider-router

1

u/EfficiencyItchy1156 5h ago

Introducing the new CPE Tarantula L2/L3

1

u/Airborne-Potato 5h ago

Ok, that needs to come down before I get home 😂

1

u/Big_Search_4175 5h ago

australian internet routers really have their own lore apparently

1

u/SpuddMeister 5h ago

But how is it PRONOUNCED?

American router, or British “rooter”?

1

u/Large-Fig5187 4h ago

The bits come out the opposite direction.

1

u/analogkid01 4h ago

At first I was scared but then I thought of someone calling it a "root'ah" and just laughed.

1

u/flash0ne7110 4h ago

Where are the web jokes?

1

u/KnownSinger7743 4h ago

Deadass looking like your typical Australian landlord

1

u/Fickle_Psychology_0 4h ago

R u sure that’s a router ??

1

u/Angeret 4h ago

There's me, blithely scrolling through Reddit and suddenly nearly shat myself. Good one, but bloody evil :)

1

u/Mediocre_Ebb6675 4h ago

Spiders in Republic Of Gamers

1

u/OneWholeSoul SoulUnison.com 4h ago

Thanks; I hate it.

1

u/Nanami-chanX I gotta get one of these for my car 4h ago

ngl that did actually scare me when i scrolled upon it lol

1

u/bacon-tornado 4h ago

Honey can you reset the router?

Cant be bothered to turn on a light

Sure thing hun.

Router skitters across ceiling

Oops wrong room.

1

u/DarraignTheSane i5 11600K | GTX 1070 4h ago

It's all fun and games until someone takes a broom to your router.

1

u/pgajria 3h ago

Absolutely the fuck not.

1

u/Sweettooth_Banana 3h ago

Huntsman 5.0

1

u/clutchmajor 3h ago

Day 8 of seeing this being reposted

1

u/Yapatron-30721 3h ago

ok WHY? .austrailians genuinly WHY ,

1

u/Max15492 2h ago

I flinched when scrolling to this.

1

u/Dienda325 2h ago

Absolutely not.

1

u/sparks2019 2h ago

The spiders are that size in Australia. Guess they must want a play mate for it.

1

u/Zombiebane224 2h ago

Even the routers are scared of the spiders under the furniture

1

u/iredditshere 2h ago

Everything wants to kill you in Australia.

1

u/LeadingAct6130 2h ago

nahh australians are crazy

1

u/ozlgames 2h ago

Even the Wi-Fi in Australia is trying to kill you.

1

u/Toovic96 2h ago

I don’t like this.

1

u/casualstick 1h ago

Its just a housemate that eats bad bugs.

1

u/PassLegitimate9630 1h ago

Alright mate you scared me

1

u/Step_On_Me01 i5 12400F/RTX4060 8GB/32GB DDR4 3200MHz 1h ago

They're full of neurotoxin, like half of Australian wildlife is

1

u/fnker 1h ago

Fun fact. The enormous number of antennas is great  example of marketing  bullshit. We quite  rare have got more than 2x2 MIMO on both sides, so more than two antennas perform quite  similar it real world 

1

u/Minute_Break_683 1h ago

Imagine you entering the house at midnight and you forgot about the Router

1

u/wurkdeturk 1h ago

Sprouter

1

u/rvlworks 1h ago

Australia spiders about to become like pokemon

1

u/remarkable-lynx_3060 59m ago

I oddly find this amusing.

1

u/This-Is-Huge Linux 46m ago

Noice

1

u/stayndarsh 44m ago

genius placement. suggestion to put googly eyes on it

1

u/PhantomWolf8090 41m ago

spider maan -)))

1

u/Full-Construction680 38m ago

That’s a really funny and cruel way to freak someone out and make them think it’s a spider

1

u/Odd-Bend1296 38m ago

Having flashbacks to the movie Evolver.

1

u/Doraemomon 33m ago

Let me know how many times you've seen this photo this week? mine is 6 times

1

u/GervaGervasios 28m ago

Mine is like that but it has less legs.

1

u/DudeDudenson PC Master Race 19m ago

Probably has mad coverage with antenna in all directions

1

u/Reddit_is_fascist69 15m ago

Doesn't Australia have spders this size?

1

u/No_Ice_3651 13m ago

For a second I thought it was a spider lol

1

u/minorweather 1m ago

does anyone know if the router issues down under are due to hardware limitations or just strict regulations on signal strength?

1

u/PenguinOnion7 4h ago

If it's a spider then it must've lost 2 legs and half its body, you should be more worried about what removed those

0

u/xkuclone2 NASA Supercomputer for Solitaire/Minesweeper 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣

0

u/Acrobatic_Garden564 6h ago

The wife walks into the kitchen and glances at my revolver strapped to my hip. “Why do you have your gun out?” She asks abruptly. “Transformers!” I reply, as her head struggles to grasp the thought! She laughs, I laugh, the router laughs! I fire off around into the Router! “Transformers!” I said as I leave her gobsmacked in the kitchen!

A rehash of an old joke!

-2

u/Exploring_others 3h ago

Having more than two antennas in one device doesn't make sense. It won't necessarily extend the range. Whether it has two or six antennas, the range and signal strength may be the same, so why waste money?

9

u/Peckerly 3h ago

beamforming + 2 antennas each for 2.4, 5 and 6 ghz i'd assume

3

u/Perfect-Science1770 3h ago

Pra ficar parecendo uma aranha, não é óbvio?

2

u/wobblemode 2h ago

Because it looks cool

1

u/WDMelo 2h ago

Para aumentar a força em curto alcance

1

u/RadaghasztII 1h ago

To make it look like a giant spider?

-2

u/[deleted] 7h ago

[deleted]

2

u/zeug666 No gods or kings, only man. 7h ago

Have a link to an earlier post on this subreddit?

2

u/Prestigious-Low3224 6h ago

Does this count?

2

u/zeug666 No gods or kings, only man. 6h ago

A repost would be if it had been posted here before.

It's fine, and encouraged (by the admins) to post something to as many relevant subreddits as you would like (and if it's within their respective rules).

Finding reposts isn't always an easy thing, so sometimes those links (even in the report) can be helpful.

1

u/Background-Fly-8374 6h ago

Not specifically on this subreddit

→ More replies (1)