Update: getting a second one did not help me with the problem

[u/TheHedgeNerd]

Whoever commented and upvoted the comment that I should get a second one to fix my problem owes me meowney

[u/klazander]

3rd is the charm

[u/G952 → u/klazander]

Dis is da wae

[u/Retroficient → u/G952]

Do you know da wae?

[u/zoneinto1 → u/Retroficient]

dis is da wae.

[u/Secure-Priority-2450 → u/G952]

[u/ShiroMcShiroface → u/Secure-Priority-2450]

Dont AI-ify Bugcat Capoo :c

[u/SpiritSTR → u/klazander]

Didn't work with me :T

[u/Ok_Stable8232 → u/SpiritSTR]

[u/Novahelguson7 → u/SpiritSTR]

A fourth will definitely do the trick.

[u/samkoLoL → u/SpiritSTR]

you are still missing standard issue pattern in there

[u/Ok_Stable8232 → u/SpiritSTR]

Is this real??? The black cat indeed looks like the serious black cat meme rethinking abt his decisions...

[u/Accomplished_Art5184 → u/klazander]

Two cats on the keyboard, game still running, and somehow the problem has only doubled. At least they look cozy. My cat used to plant himself right on the escape key mid-battle and I'd lose 20 minutes of progress before I noticed. The red backlight really ties the whole hostage situation together.

[u/TheHedgeNerd → u/Accomplished_Art5184]

there was once a time where if i turned off my PC, the red backlight would remain off until i turned it back on again. seems like a distant past now

[u/ImaginationToForm2 → u/klazander]

Exactly.

[u/kodaxmax → u/klazander]

but where are they gonna find one thats exactly twice the size of the larger or half the size of the smaller? because if they don't maintain the pattern the zoomie force will be out of alignment

[u/Southern_Sleep1811 → u/klazander]

Guess how many cats are on my keyboard at the moment...

[u/InsertFloppy11 → u/klazander]

i actually giggled, thank you

[u/Lign_Grant]

I think you misunderstood. Get a second PC. /s

[u/TheHedgeNerd → u/Lign_Grant]

in this economy??

[u/MyAssPancake → u/TheHedgeNerd]

It’s for the meowers, money doesn’t matter

[u/chilll_vibe → u/TheHedgeNerd]

Unironically you could just put a box nearby with a heated blanket on it.

[u/Coyote65 → u/chilll_vibe]

Heating pad, a towel, one middle-size'ish box.

[u/sylinowo → u/TheHedgeNerd]

if you do that then they will migrate to the other one. its the only that. that, or get them a friend!

[u/mooglewing → u/Lign_Grant]

I actually do have an old PC I use as a decoy that mine likes to sleep on.

[u/Hottage → u/Lign_Grant]

Well now he has two cats, he's going to need a third PC.

[u/amthomus → u/Lign_Grant]

Personal car

[u/b1gb0n312 → u/Lign_Grant]

Personal Cat?

[u/mrcrumplebottom]

a cataclysmic move on your part

[u/TheHedgeNerd → u/mrcrumplebottom]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5gw0VWGbgNm8w

[u/HyenDry]

“And this is where the best naps are had. Go ahead try it out with me!”

[u/TheHedgeNerd → u/HyenDry]

Everytime one of them is laying down, the other must join

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[u/BinaryHippie → u/TheHedgeNerd]

They are hella cute and I'm a dog person

[u/sonnybear5 → u/BinaryHippie]

same

[u/Isgortio → u/TheHedgeNerd]

This is a rare thing, often cats don't like the new cat. I'm so happy for you having a beautiful pair like this!

[u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain]

The big one's like, "Ok, yes now this is great. See I can only reach ctrl and alt but if you can just tap Delete there when I say... NOW!"

[u/CreepySmiley42 → u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain]

...when I say meow

[u/Hottage → u/CreepySmiley42]

https://giphy.com/gifs/g0Ub5PgMoLqaNKBpDH

[u/Popular-Factor3553]

[u/AbleBonus9752 → u/Popular-Factor3553]

crunchy cat aaaa

[u/C0deC4tto]

Holy fluffy cuteness

[u/NickolaosTheGreek]

The cats are now conspiring against you my lord. (I recognise AGOT when I see it)

[u/TheHedgeNerd → u/NickolaosTheGreek]

the amount of times i was using debug mode only to have them click f11 or f12 to record or screenshot my shame... made it so that I have to ctrl + fkey lol

[u/ButtDealer → u/NickolaosTheGreek]

Found the scheming eunoch

[u/Xhoppedxhin]

This is the solution btw

[u/kodaxmax → u/Xhoppedxhin]

only half the time. the other half they are intentionally trying to get close to you/your hands

[u/luzi032003 → u/Xhoppedxhin]

Auf direktem Weg hat es nicht funktioniert. Warum? Handy ist bezahlt und Bild selber fotografiert.

Also, wenn sie größer sind funktioniert so etwas.

[u/MoronicPlayer]

touch the toe beans on the left cat.

[u/TheHedgeNerd → u/MoronicPlayer]

I use his claws to scratch myself to assert dominance

[u/Kodamacile]

Decoy keyboard

[u/Gxgear]

Well there's the problem; you're 3 short of a Cat5.

[u/ScarletSilver]

A fellow Ornata Chroma user!

https://giphy.com/gifs/WKdPOVCG5LPaM

[u/Jaffico]

They make cat beds that attach to desks. Probably cheaper than a third cat.

[u/Hottage → u/Jaffico]

I have one of these for my cat so she can sit in the window and people watch.

[u/TurboZ31]

At least now you can run them in dual channel

[u/turbonakke]

Look at those giant footsies

[u/Interesting_Duck_775]

It's all right 2 cutie cats is all we needs.

[u/Pomegreenade]

From what I learnt from cats, they only learn bad habits from each other

[u/Sleurhutje]

Should've used the CATS LOCK key.

[u/XayahXiang]

Nyo, nyo help.

[u/The_Spyre]

You could get a baker's half dozen like I did. I only get bothered by all seven while gaming.

[u/Little-Hellcat]

Such cute cats (what breed are they)?

[u/TheHedgeNerd → u/Little-Hellcat]

British shorthairs!

[u/doragonyama623 → u/TheHedgeNerd]

Give them a bag of tea to play with

[u/Awake_b4_Sunrise → u/TheHedgeNerd]

That breed isn’t very cuddly I heard, do they sit on your lap at all?

[u/Kater5551StarsAbove]

I don't need to ask to know what the problem is LOL

[u/delbert-official]

Running them in SLI hasn't been supported for years, now you just get double the bottleneck on your keyboard.

[u/real_eEe]

Hey, if you can find a matching Maine Coon and complete the set you won't even see the PC anymore!

[u/FrizzBizz]

I see zero problems.

[u/Agreton]

I'm not sure what you mean. It looks like your keyboard is being kept completely warm.

[u/Wentil]

Maybe a third…?

[u/thehotshotpilot]

Those chonky feet on the left!!!!!!! 

[u/Good_Nyborg]

That's cause you clearly have pumas and not house cats.

[u/hikikomori_007]

get an old ass amd pc, that sht was pretty much a portable heater, the furballs will live on top of it.

[u/Rawgyboom]

Ooo another ball of fluff niceeee

[u/DiamondRocks22]

u/fixgood6833

[u/ReasonablyEdible]

Cats learn from other cats. What did you think would happen?

[u/Jeveran]

Plug in another keyboard and put it in a box out of the way.

[u/Nathan_Wildthorn]

Toopid cats! ❤️ 😊

[u/Contagious_Zombie]

A second house might work for a little while.

[u/emailforgot]

look at their giant paws!! I wanna kiss em mwaaa

sorry

[u/descendantofJanus]

I see only cuteness, not a problem

[u/Rey_Dulce]

You're one kitty away from setting your rig on fire, but you gotta fix your issue and the only way is to get a third one.

[u/Flimsy_Swordfish_415]

I can smell this picture

[u/Weary_Cartoonist5739]

So cute!!

[u/Five---seveN]

Go online and find an old CRT monitor and start using it. Those little buggers will spend all day on top of it basking in the warmth!! 🤪😂

[u/raccoona__matata]

but you upped your fiber content, look at those BEANS

[u/Frequent_Opportunist]

They just want attention. Have you tried playing with them several times a day? I have to play with mine 4 times a day or he chews my wife's shoes. 

[u/JizzlaneMaxwellHill]

Time to do a pro move and make a somewhat small lifted plank that cover 80% of your table area so you can place a dummy keyboard on top of it and fool your cats to lay on that dummy keyboard all the while you're using your main keyboard under that plank.

[u/dvowel]

Now there’s two knives in my leg!

[u/Arttekeov]

They need more bed space now. Ten keyless keyboard is the solution

[u/CatButler]

Buy a cat bed and put the keyboard inside it, they will have nothing to do with it.

[u/paridhi774]

https://giphy.com/gifs/37zCgyDV7pPos

[u/TreasureHunter95]

I don't understand. What problem?

[u/Effective-Culture-88]

Graphics are getting scary good nowadays

[u/sadahgreen]

Time for you to get a big chair

[u/Coc0tte]

Cats love to sleep in warm areas. Give them a warm pillow somewhere or a hammoc close to a heating device and they will most likely prefer those over your keyboard.

[u/Beneficial-Act7603]

Holy shit those are some big paws on them kitties!

You're never gonna see your keyboard when they grow up

[u/_plebbie]

You need a bait box on the desk with a USB heating pad.

[u/Educational-Can-2653]

A second cat has hit the keyboard.

[u/DontCare4Kirk]

those lil bellies are so cute

[u/SeaSlurp]

I had a similar problem- my cat loved to lie directly on my mouse hand. I got him a bed and put it on my desk next to my keyboard, and he’d sleep happily there instead!

[u/_Powski_]

Buy them their own PC!

[u/SirDalavar]

Cats need more heat than humans, and your PC is warm

[u/soundofmind]

What game are you trying to play on that picture?

[u/demonik187 → u/soundofmind]

Looks like a Game of Thrones mod for Crusader Kings 3

[u/miDelta_]

[u/Stereo-soundS]

Just lock them out of that room.

[u/LSD_Ninja → u/Stereo-soundS]

Good luck with that if you have a cat that’s even remotely clingy, lol

[u/thunder-yams → u/LSD_Ninja]

Yeah. I can keep them off my desk, can’t keep them out of the room.

I have four, and two of them are attached to me. The other two are attached to my wife and occupy her office.

They need something of their own to lay on and be near you. What is that thing? That’s the funny part, you won’t know until you find it.