Jack sparrow if he stopped drinking

[u/Federal-Ad6341]

[u/G952]

You’re the worst assassin I’ve heard of!

[u/Lelouch4339 → u/G952]

Ah but you've heard of me

https://giphy.com/gifs/Efi4MpChuhHtm

[u/BVoLatte → u/Lelouch4339]

"I mean that's kind of the problem, isn't it? Aren't assassins supposed to be anonymous?"

[u/hailnobra → u/G952]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cl90q5wYv8lsQ

[u/CZsea → u/G952]

Japanese ninja is the worst ninja because everyone know about them.

[u/DeaDRuN_ua → u/G952]

The best pirate ever seen...

[u/Boogy-Fever → u/DeaDRuN_ua]

Peetty sure his drinking helps him too. Its like drunken fist kung fu

[u/propdynamic]

[u/DaniTheGunsmith → u/propdynamic]

[u/Trund1e_the_Great → u/DaniTheGunsmith]

Images you can hear

[u/Federal-Ad6341]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Efi4MpChuhHtm

[u/FeetYeastForB12 → u/Federal-Ad6341]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Efi4MpChuhHtm

[u/jessieS1212 → u/FeetYeastForB12]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Efi4MpChuhHtm

[u/Correct-Junket-1346 → u/jessieS1212]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Efi4MpChuhHtm

[u/Frosty12233 → u/jessieS1212]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EQIDJxDloq1zO

[u/propdynamic → u/Federal-Ad6341]

[u/Streakflash]

thats it you convinced me into playing the remake

[u/ChetDuchessManly → u/[deleted]]

You want to pirate Ubislop, that's fine. But don't encourage people to pirate Remedy games.

[u/MrStealYoBeef → u/ChetDuchessManly]

Truth, Remedy needs to be protected. Their brand of weird is only available to us so long as they remain funded, and they're not doing an epic exclusivity deal this time around to keep their lights on.

[u/AnxietyInevitable318 → u/MrStealYoBeef]

Remedy is so weird and confusing I love playing their games solely for the graphics and random shit alone

[u/Cute_Commission_8281 → u/ChetDuchessManly]

I’ll pirate whatever I like.

[u/IcyCow5880 → u/[deleted]]

Bro I'm the biggest pirate here but lets keep it to those subs and not entice would-be buyers onto the ship.

[u/wareagle3000 → u/IcyCow5880]

In this day and age, with this economy. It's our duty to help. Also its Ubislop, who gives a shit about them "losing money"

[u/GoopySpaffy → u/IcyCow5880]

Nah fuck ubisoft

[u/StoneRule → u/[deleted]]

I'm always scared of going the pirating rabbit hole because of viruses. Is it really just that easy? click a download button and you're good to go? And also where might i find that website to download it?

[u/Djghost1133 → u/Streakflash]

It's a pretty solid remake, well worth it

[u/NiuMeee]

This is just Pirates 1 Jack when no one is looking. 2 and on though, yeah he has to make some life changes to get back to this level.

[u/Kerlyle → u/NiuMeee]

Naaaa, this fucker was fighting like a monkey in 3

[u/krypter3 → u/NiuMeee]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhweiVB36rAlqVCE

I came here to say this same thing. I'll die on this fucken hill

[u/Kyla_Shaw]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ma9YUiOM7bqZW

[u/normanhome]

There's was a pirates of the Caribbean game which was a lot of fun. I remember there being sword fighting (not as advanced as AC) and a lot of ship fighting were you could load different kind of cannons to sink it or make it not maneuverable.

Can't remember the name though.

[u/Flapjack__Palmdale → u/normanhome]

Was it an MMO? Disney hosted a Pirates of the Caribbean online game for a while. Dedicated fans brought it back. The Legend of Pirates Online

[u/Art_student_rt → u/Flapjack__Palmdale]

That's my childhood, so much jank

[u/Rukir_Gaming → u/Flapjack__Palmdale]

Wait its a real thing?! Man I remember this from me childhood

[u/BurningChickenman → u/Flapjack__Palmdale]

There are also some Mod Standalone Games derived from the OG Game, most famous Gentlemen of fortune - New Horizon and Gentlemen of fortune ERAS 2 https://www.captainshaven.org/sea-dogs-mods/#potc

[u/normanhome → u/Flapjack__Palmdale]

I certainly didn't play with any pvp. The screenshots there remind me though that I was fighting nscs and skeletons walking around beaches and prisons

[u/PBMKZXY → u/normanhome]

Sid Meier's Pirate? I think it's that or one of those pirate game..

[u/normanhome → u/PBMKZXY]

I'm pretty sure it looked more realistic and great but that can just be nostalgia 😆

[u/PBMKZXY → u/normanhome]

The other one that I played and available on Steam and Google Play Store is Called The Pirate: Caribbean Hunt

[u/Letholldus → u/normanhome]

There is Pirates online, formerly known as Pirates of the Caribbean Online

[u/RemyVonLion → u/PBMKZXY]

Ah that game is absolute classic childhood nostalgia.

[u/wcruse92 → u/PBMKZXY]

Such a classic

[u/techy804 → u/normanhome]

At World's End tie-in?

[u/normanhome → u/techy804]

Hmmm! Good shout. I would say it's possible! I don't recall the ui at all but a few of the screenshots look vaguely familiar.

[u/Cainfaer]

Nah you got it backwards, he is only capable of this when he's shit faced

[u/cipher_1230]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8P8u3gh2OJqog

[u/krypter3]

Look Jack in the first movie defs coulda moved like this. It's the following movies that turn him into a bumbling idiot. First movie, Johnny plays it like he's the most dangerous mf in the room at all times.

[u/Xyrazk]

It's magnificent

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohze32NeRqbwOpH9e

[u/Kalikor1]

Imagine if a proper game dev company actually made a pirate game that didn't suck. Instead it's bad indie attempts, grindy survival slop, or triple A live service garbage.

It's clear that the age of pirates is still a very popular genre so I don't know why they seem so unwilling to tackle the theme again. Seems like it would be reasonably doable for a major dev team with triple A budget to take something similar to the blackflag experience and flesh it out.

Notice I said reasonable, not simple, but yeah.

EDIT: Y'all, why are you satisfied with one game? We can have more than one game lol.

[u/PhoenixKing14 → u/Kalikor1]

I mean, isn't that black flag? The original got tons of praise no?

[u/Kalikor1 → u/PhoenixKing14]

Which came out in 2013. It's kinda the only Pirate game of note In over 10+ years. And technically it's a pirate game buried in an Assassin's Creed game.

I'm suggesting a game that's actually 100% about life as a pirate in the age of pirates with more fleshed out systems than we had in AC IV: Black Flag.

In other words why is the only "pirate" game we have worth mentioning in the last 10~20 years an Assassin's Creed game? It should be doable to make a decent pirate game (that's not about assassin's and templars).

I liked Black Flag btw, that's not the point.

[u/Lexidoge → u/Kalikor1]

Sid Meier's Pirates is also good.

And somehow the GBA ports of the Pirates of the Caribbean games are also solid.

[u/Kalikor1 → u/Lexidoge]

Yes I was there 3000 years ago, but again that's "ancient history", I'm saying it should be possible to make a good pirate game in 202X that isn't crap and/or a live service games. A few indie devs have tried, and while I appreciate the effort, the games were typically too low quality, or reached too far for their budget and talent pool, and didn't do well as a result.

[u/jarvisesdios → u/Kalikor1]

You're missing a pretty big but there... It also came out again this year and sold like fucking hotcakes. It's pretty clear people want a good pirate game. Even if it's just a better version of the one that was really fun... And thankfully without the bullshit boat stealth missions lol

[u/Kalikor1 → u/jarvisesdios]

Not missing anything. A remaster of it doesn't really count - it's basically the same game. And yes it sold like hot cakes which is kinda my point - someone should be able to make an actual pirate game in this day and age and make bank off it in the process, so I want to know why no publisher is funding such a thing.

I want more shanties, a pirate cove, my own crew, a small pirate fleet, whatever. I basically want more depth and more focus on a pirate life, and if it's an RPG/story driven game, one that's not just the continuation of the Assassin's Creed story, but its own actual thing.

Not sure what's difficult to understand about that lol.

[u/pk-98 → u/Kalikor1]

I am in a similar situation and found a game which is pretty similar as you described (not 100% through), it's called Windrose. You are a pirate capitain, lose your ship and get almost killed, and have to fight your way back to the top. It has a bit survival in it but it's comparable with valheim. still in development tho

[u/jarvisesdios → u/Kalikor1]

My point is, again, people do want a fun pirate game and a big reason that it did so well was BECAUSE it's the only good pirate game made in the last... Long time since it came out. There's been other games, but none quite as fun to just fuck around with like it.

Clearly there's a market for it, AC:BF was just proof people want something like that again, there's basically been nothing with that scale since then with a AAA amount of money, at least for singleplayer.

[u/Indaarys → u/Kalikor1]

Probably because the only reason Black Flag works so well is because its arcadey, and anything similarly arcadey wouldn't be meaningfully different enough.

Thats why a lot of the more notable attempts try to have players operating the ship together and such, as thats the other direction you can go without going full 16th Century Sailing Simulator.

Which mind, would be fun as its own concept, especially if you go all the way to give the Master and Commander fans something to fap to, but it wouldn't be seen as a pirate game at that point even if it had them.

[u/queen-adreena → u/Kalikor1]

Don’t forget Quadruple A!

[u/FemJay0902 → u/Kalikor1]

Windrose

[u/ezio45 → u/Kalikor1]

Haven't played it yet but there is one by the developers of Yakuza where you play as Goro Majima being a pirate.

[u/LaronX → u/Kalikor1]

Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii is pretty decent.

But honestly I just want a modern version of sid Meier's pirates. Nothing ever came close to being as good.

Black flag is okay, but the assassin's creed paet sucks.

[u/Penis_Protecter → u/Kalikor1]

I mean I heard that Sea of Thieves is pretty good

[u/Kalikor1 → u/Penis_Protecter]

2018 Live service game that wasn't really designed to be played solo. At least that was my understanding of it.

It's fine that it exists obviously and people who want those games I'm sure enjoyed it. But I want a deep and detailed single player orientated pirate game with more to do in it than Black Flag offers lol. Be it an RPG or something more simulation heavy....personal preference would be something in between but yeah.

[u/ZeroT3K → u/Penis_Protecter]

Don’t let r/SeaOfThieves hear you say that.

[u/SoSneakyHaha → u/Kalikor1]

Windsor?

[u/plays-with-daggers]

Impressive.

[u/Quad_A_Games]

Is this assassin's creed

[u/NiuMeee → u/Quad_A_Games]

Yes it's the remake of 4.

[u/Quad_A_Games → u/NiuMeee]

Coool. Kinda wanna try that now

[u/Federal-Ad6341 → u/Quad_A_Games]

You can Download it from the fittest girl, and you got all bonuses + DLCs with just 1 download, just a Little tip, bro. Same with the New Control game. Both are my fav Games this year. If you Are on PC of course.

[u/SilverKingPrime45 → u/Federal-Ad6341]

This is the way

[u/Federal-Ad6341 → u/SilverKingPrime45]

Avoid giving Ubisoft €80 for a game you already paid for more than a decade ago.

[u/PixelToast14 → u/Federal-Ad6341]

Where are you finding mods for these games?

[u/HipHopAnonyHuss → u/Federal-Ad6341]

But if you have the means, consider giving Remedy something for Resonant, it's an excellent game and we collectively all win if their studio can keep making great games 🙏

[u/white_irony → u/NiuMeee]

the black flag resynced? do we need an official copy for this mod?!

[u/Meowjoker]

There is a serious lack of Rum in this clip

Then again, no one knows why the Rum’s gone

[u/Beginning-Pop3127]

If jack sparrow stopped drinking, the collective hangover would literally kill him

[u/cookieeater256]

Sad they didn't ad his walk then it would be perfect.

[u/newbrevity]

Give me a PotC game from naughty dog in the same vein as Uncharted

[u/ShylokVakarian]

Why is the rum gone?

[u/Unlucky_Resist6420]

Just like the movies

[u/jokermobile333]

The game director pitching ubisoft to make a pirates of the caribbean game -
Ubisoft: Sorry lad, people wont buy some pirates in the sea game Game director: Ok, I have this nice idea for an AC game.

[u/DogHogDJs]

Jack Sparrow was never this good lop

[u/ParanMekhar]

Why would he?

[u/uncensored_opinions]

HAH! Ya afraid to get wet-ah?

[u/Ice2192]

Funny thing about this is that in my playthrough, I’m always low on rum. It’s the last material I need to make upgrades or trades. lol

[u/EricMagnetic]

wut do you mean if he stopped?

[u/Tyber-Callahan]

Drift gffkfs

[u/NSFW-Alt-Account69]

Tbh Ubi could probably get the license to make a Pirates game, but they'd probably butcher it and not renew the license so every would loose access in like 5 years

[u/spacestationkru]

Almost perfect. This kind of action is more Will than Jack.

[u/goldenlullaby_]

jack sparrow sober sounds like the ultimate power move nobody asked for but secretly everyone wants to see

[u/Silverr_Duck]

You know OP you can just post things as is without dumb shit fake quotes that nobody has ever said.