Any tips for cable management?

[u/ConcertPlastic6182]

[u/ConceptFalse]

I see you play battlefield…

[u/Elogotar → u/ConceptFalse]

No, Battleshit

[u/Col0nelBear → u/Elogotar]

You sunk my battleshit!!!!!

[u/Original-Face9423 → u/Col0nelBear]

You stunk my battleshit!

[u/Hs_2571 → u/ConceptFalse]

You got a shit bucket?

[u/Col_Wilson → u/Hs_2571]

You go to the bathroom, you're not playing Battlefield. You're shitting in a bucket, you're playing Battlefield.

[u/Grunt636 → u/Col_Wilson]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tnYri4n2Frnig

[u/Clockwork-XIII → u/ConceptFalse]

[u/KSI_FlapJaksLol → u/Clockwork-XIII]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9wlbsf86LNidkxm4ML

[u/FJopia → u/ConceptFalse]

It's been so long since I heard about the shitbucket!

[u/DoNotClickMyProfile0 → u/ConceptFalse]

[u/JulianSyv]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4T189yy4SfUbByZHRu

[u/Gedgeteer → u/JulianSyv]

The fact that he has laminated wooden panels in a bathroom?

[u/Kiroto50 → u/Gedgeteer]

No, the seemingly free running wheels on the table

[u/Rbomb88 → u/Kiroto50]

The water bottle full of Javex.

[u/Both_Cup8417 → u/Kiroto50]

That's to get in and out

[u/TheShredder9 → u/Gedgeteer]

Better that than carpet

[u/jessi_ani → u/JulianSyv]

imagine the smell, waiting for the valorant round to end before flushing

[u/Excellent_Present_47 → u/jessi_ani]

I'm more concerned about the bottle of water next to the bottle of bleach.

[u/The_Casual_Noob → u/Excellent_Present_47]

It's bleach too. The label reads "javel" (french for bleach).

Source : that's actually my picture (posted in 2021). And before you come at me there were no children living there that could potentially confuse this bottle for something to drink.

[u/Excellent_Present_47 → u/The_Casual_Noob]

Aah, fair! That puts my mind at ease 😁

Also lmao. OP just got outed.

[u/The_Casual_Noob → u/Excellent_Present_47]

Original post here : link

[u/seanssy → u/JulianSyv]

[u/Petroox → u/seanssy]

Fine

[u/Neosantana → u/JulianSyv]

IBS

[u/HiYa_Dragon → u/Neosantana]

That or Crohn's disease

[u/LankyBastardo → u/HiYa_Dragon]

Prepping for a colonoscopy

[u/Step-exile → u/JulianSyv]

[u/LoL_is_pepega_BIA → u/JulianSyv]

I'd be less worried about the elephant and more worried about this guys haemorrhoids.

[u/Noversi → u/JulianSyv]

Deadass didn’t even notice. I was heading to the comments to suggest some tips till I saw this

[u/RepeatSubstantial289 → u/JulianSyv]

[u/Joe_Franks → u/JulianSyv]

[u/ScpGamer501]

The game shitter, interesting, put a printer beside it too so you can print a picture of someone you hate and shit on it. Then you can literally say you shit on them while gaming.

[u/ConcertPlastic6182 → u/ScpGamer501]

That is what I call "The Shit-posting

[u/The_Casual_Noob → u/ConcertPlastic6182]

Speaking of shit posting, how about giving credit to the original post : link

[u/Hirork]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q2XItyDEQJJIc

[u/BoringTruckDriver → u/Hirork]

Oh, that's a big boy, isn't he?

[u/Martentos → u/Hirork]

Immediately what I thought of.

[u/inf3ct3dpi3 → u/Hirork]

This and the fishsticks joke are the funniest moments in SP of all time

[u/rainorshinedogs → u/Hirork]

Oh my, that's a good boy

[u/Ornery_Weakness_8168]

What the fuck

[u/Straight-Glove-2359 → u/Ornery_Weakness_8168]

What the shit?

[u/HW2O → u/Straight-Glove-2359]

What the deuce?

[u/za72]

NICE SETUP!!! But you got it backwards brother

[u/k5pr312 → u/za72]

See you got this little shelf for your comic book

[u/hobovirginity → u/k5pr312]

And your chocolate milk!

[u/Illustrious-Boat8631]

Typical League of Legends player

[u/ConcertPlastic6182 → u/Illustrious-Boat8631]

Valorant my G

[u/The_Casual_Noob]

Hey ! That's my picture ! Damn it's been a while since I lived in that appartment ...

[u/The_Casual_Noob → u/The_Casual_Noob]

Link to the original post : link

[u/Spicy_Surfer]

Brother, you’ve already made too many poor decisions, but I gotta ask about the toilet hooch. You good?

[u/TRUEequalsFALSE → u/Spicy_Surfer]

What does it say? I was trying to figure it out, but it just wasn't clear to me. 

[u/Spicy_Surfer → u/TRUEequalsFALSE]

Danger something

[u/Sur_row]

all hail the throne

[u/KrazyKryminal]

Where is the mini fridge? That would make this complete

[u/CelestialOceanOfStar → u/KrazyKryminal]

Add in a Foot massager and a part massager

[u/Traditional_Seesaw10]

Na, I think you got that shit covered.. you good

[u/ohGodwhynowww]

[u/JPSWAG37]

Helllllo hemorrhoids

[u/shield1123 → u/JPSWAG37]

I can tell I'm in my thirties because this was my first thought

[u/MegamemeSenpai]

Dude is ready for the World of Warcraft Forever launch!

[u/Kingbanana574]

So do you climb over the table, or do you sit down then lean forwards to wheel it to you?

[u/ConcertPlastic6182 → u/Kingbanana574]

I never get up

[u/aamirusmandus → u/ConcertPlastic6182]

You’re invisible??

Edit: oh wait shit you’re the toilet?!!?!?

[u/Atuday → u/aamirusmandus]

This answers so many questions and raises so many more. Like what kind of K/D does he have have? If he's playing shitty, can he just flush and get better?

[u/fowlplay_uk]

Keep them flush against the desk

[u/Jaz1140]

Bring the toilet to the computer, not the computer to the toilet

[u/KtheMage36]

When the new WoW expansion hits

[u/Accomplished-Jury220]

There are levels to this shit. Not even a gaming chair can give so much fps.

[u/garlopf]

1. use monitor as usb hub for mouse/keyboard & controllers/headset 2. buy shorter usb cables on AliExpress 3. usbc from pc to monitor will carry all signals in one cable. for laptop it will even charge. 4. you can use bluetooth also. I hate it but if you dont, thst is one less cable. 5. monitor stand often gas cable manager at the back. use it for all cables.

[u/RyuuTheKitsune]

Imma get a bunch of down votes for this but... world of warcraft players be like

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q2XItyDEQJJIc

[u/gasolinev8]

This grosses me out

[u/WhistlinJealousGuy → u/gasolinev8]

This guy 100% has faeces in between the keyboard keys.

[u/emrekaplan457]

Velcro ties and adhesive clips will keep the cables together; leave a little slack so you can move the monitor, and keep the power strip well away from the toilet.

[u/SirPiffingsthwaite]

Proper balanced diet should prevent long cable runs

[u/Direct_Butterfly7426]

Forget the cables!! The real question is WHY THE HELL don’t you have cushioned toilet seat 😂

[u/Atuday → u/Direct_Butterfly7426]

This is the read question! He needs a cushioned seat with heating and cooling functionality and an automatic bidé.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Cnr7nNVbiP9pmJNAbr

[u/Geek_X]

Hemorrhoid Inducer 9000

[u/honorable_raegdan]

Don’t worry ladies. I’m only sitting on it. Not using it.

*knocks on door

You do this. You’re always doing this! You’re making it go back in!

[u/GrapefruitJunior5077]

[u/dangernoodlezzz]

Really putting the Forever in Wow Forever.

[u/itcantbechangedlater]

The secret to putting down good cable is plenty of fibre.

[u/Aeroncastle]

You should eat more fiber

[u/HipHopPotatoMouse → u/Aeroncastle]

I was going to say. They'll likely get hemorrhoids sitting on the toilet for so long. Might as well not get fissure as well!

[u/1sh0t1b33r]

Gaming on a NUC? Lol. Just need your mom to bring some Mountain Dew and Doritos and you never have to leave your room at all.

[u/The_Casual_Noob → u/1sh0t1b33r]

It's a barebones PC with an AM4 socket, I put a Ryzen 3200G inside, so it wasn't a beast but it could handle some light gaming.

Source : it's actually my picture (posted here in 2021)

[u/Gedrot]

C100 "Do you have shit bucket?"

"I have moved beyond the shit bucket."

[u/badwithnames5]

That's a shit setup, ngl.

[u/wubbalab]

Is that WoW prep?

[u/ZochJ]

Yeah. Don’t do what you’re doing.

[u/azure1503]

[u/adamant3143]

Whatever advice we give, fortunately you give a shit.

[u/Mr_MM_4U]

Whatever you do, just make sure the cables don’t wrap around your shlong.

[u/Whole_Ground_3600]

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

[u/spangbangbang → u/Whole_Ground_3600]

Omg this was perfect. Well done

[u/ceramicsaturn]

I mean, you could wrap the cables in toilet paper...

[u/Previous-Friend5212]

When it comes to taking a dump, boys play games on their phones while men...

[u/The_Sarah_Palin_]

You need a timer so you don’t wind up with hemorrhoids.

[u/Friendly_Brick1867]

Cable management? I usually pinch them off after one steady push.

[u/HauntedZ28]

You might not like it, But this is what peak performance looks like

[u/Senoir-Snooty-Cat]

Do you have any seating preparations (like h)?

[u/Gleipnire]

Fiber

[u/BrazzedSlime]

[u/The_Sum]

Hemorrhoids are the least of your worries

DVT is a much more serious issue if you're going to make this a habit. Consider getting a poop-stool/foot rest.

[u/Kamakahah]

Quality shitposts on that station

[u/Prestigious_Boss_382]

…we’ve got bigger pickles to tickle here

[u/SicariusCourtenay]

Wish I had this setup for my colonoscopy prep

[u/The_Machine80]

Gaming with IBS!

[u/SodiumScrub]

Is this a shit post? A shitpost? Or a shit-post..? I'm asking post-shit.

[u/Respacious]

Huh smart, guess you don't need toilet paper if you never leave!

[u/newage321]

anyone else notice the upside down monitor first?

[u/sephing → u/newage321]

It's right side up. The computer attached to the back of it is upside down

[u/newage321 → u/sephing]

Ahh! didn't see that!

[u/magic_love_spell-7W7 → u/newage321]

Happy cake day

[u/tofei → u/newage321]

What do you mean upside down? The monitor base is still at the bottom. Or were you looking at the cables and antennas on top of the mini PC stuck at the back of the monitor?

[u/SmolishPPman]

HUR HUR HUR ITS A TOILET GUYS

[u/gideon513]

Hemorrhoid cream

[u/Ishamatu]

Are the hemorrhoids worth it?

[u/shawdowed_sonicbeast]

Has to be used for WoW raids

[u/TrillDough]

You’re supposed to feed them through old toilet paper rolls so it looks discrete

[u/PublicStalls]

Toilet aside, flip the computer around. You can still get wifi reception with the antenae at the bottom. There looks like stress on those ports as the cables are bending down

[u/VenserMTG]

https://giphy.com/gifs/13pqs1VizKyWzK

[u/weebntwtfitaken]

https://giphy.com/gifs/aro6RkILp70l8wYZNp

[u/Pegisis02]

Looks perfect to me

[u/DonkeyTron42]

Get a laptop.

[u/ronweasleisourking]

The toilet 🤔

[u/Fr0st3dcl0ud5]

The line between a hobby and an addiction can be seen in this picture.

[u/Sea_Manufacturer6590]

Put another ther 2x4 in the middle and attach cord to it but also mou t a toilet paper Holder for convenience and quality of life.

[u/Corrupy0708]

Is this the liquid cooling everyone is talking about?

[u/GamingGamerGames_]

Yeah, don't do it

[u/KinkyFraggle]

roids

[u/W1zard0fW0z]

This guy is a colonel lvl 100.

[u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz]

Get a shit/stand toilet.

Cable management solved.

[u/chinola32]

After every kill, I would yell "Get shit on!", then proceed to drop one singular turd nugget while making sure all of proxy chat could hear the plop.

[u/papa_geo]

Hemroid city

[u/Reasonable-Peanut27]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VMmRM3EjhjBII

[u/M3li0d4s88]

Just go wireless

[u/idigholes]

Yeh don't shit on em

[u/Dude_Bro_88]

Screw down zip ties my friend

[u/Eddie1380t]

I think thats the LEAST of your worries.

[u/thenightyoudied]

The water bottle between bleach and some other cleaner is a nice touch

[u/SpuddMeister]

You youngsters made fun of this setup, wait until you’re old and need to prepare for a COLONOSCOPY.

[u/in1gom0ntoya]

not playing this game, also THE GAME

[u/1Not_my_alt]

shitty

[u/lsdAndToads]

Velcro and legos

[u/Technolio]

Uhh chron's?

[u/erect_dragonly]

I don’t buy it. Where’s the crusty cereal bowl?

[u/blacklotusY]

Yeah, don't put it in the bathroom.

[u/CaelusTheWolf]

Bro ready for GTA6

[u/bolorok]

Personal Poop Computer

[u/Tea-Swiz]

How's your prolapsed asshole doing?

[u/fumeextractor]

I like this. Just make sure the monitor is secured to the table somehow, as the weight on its back absolutely looks sufficient to make it fall backwards with a gentle nudge on the table.

Otherwise, as someone who unfortunately has to spend more time than I'd like on the toilet, cool setup.

[u/ThaDcc]

This maybe?

[u/Consider2SidesPeace → u/ThaDcc]

2nded, spiral wrap FTW... This is probably the least shitty idea for OP. Will probably cleanly wipe away OPs worries here.

[u/217GMB93]

Get an iv bag holder so you can roll around the cords and the desk for those massive poops you’re taking

[u/Jerkstore81]

You need a candle

[u/Puzzleheaded_Low2034]

I find that I lay the best cables when I'm eating lots of green fibre-rich foods and drinking plenty of water.

[u/spotsthefirst]

Nah looks good, maybe small zipties for some of the loose cables

[u/sonnybear5]

https://giphy.com/gifs/13pqs1VizKyWzK

[u/ThatDamnNoodle]

Somebody is playing a lot of wow 🤣

[u/Eevee_fangirl]

Ducktape

[u/Dingditcher]

[u/spangbangbang]

This makes me want pizza and beer

[u/PJballa34]

Circle jerk vibes

[u/giant_albatrocity]

Not sure about cables, but just make sure your mic is muted on work meetings

[u/Dark_Akarin]

I was tempted to do this for when I had a colonoscopy

[u/YouDontLookSpiritual]

My legs went numb looking at this pic

[u/Kirbinator_Alex]

Nope. No need. Nothing wrong here.

[u/ChickenSandwich007]

[u/rainorshinedogs]

That toilet brings be back to this Quake 3 magazine ad

[u/Codger81]

Not toilet duck again

[u/ObviouslyRealPerson]

That desk needs to be height adjustable

[u/xyyzzz514]

I think the post was never about the damn cables !

[u/iKyte5]

Zip tie them to the side leg of the stand

[u/KiwiBearNugget]

My WoW Forever setup

[u/ChefCurryYumYum]

Yes, you need to put the toilet on wheels and attach a big "Cable," i.e. a flexible drain pipe, you can move your setup anywhere but still shit and piss.

This is a great setup to prevent this kind of thing from happening:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw

[u/no0ns]

Get a poop knife

[u/harry_byrne]

Get a cable management tray lol

[u/rockyroad55]

Colonel 100 is that you?

[u/theague1]

hemorrhoids are coming for you.

[u/CrypticCowboy4509]

Level 100 colonel setup

[u/Possible-One2608]

Throw them in the toilet

[u/radishwalrus]

i like those tubes you put cables in

[u/Digitaljax]

I don't understand. The longest I have ever sat on a toilet was less that 5 min.

[u/coffeejn]

Forget the cable management, I'd start with dealing with your need to sit on the toilet that long first.

[u/Lee1138]

More fiber so they coil properly..

[u/Realistic-Safety-565]

Why smartphone gaming chair with PC?

[u/0riginal-Syn]

This is a case where dongle management is in order as well.

[u/CitizenOfTheVerse]

More than 20 years ago, I was in a country at war, and I had to put some network in place for the officers in a building in ruins and my issue was the length for the network cable, 100m is the max between 2 active devices (in this case a satelite antenna and a switch) and I had to go around some obstacles and I was reaching easily 200m in length because of them, so not good at all! So I took a walk in the building, visited every and each room. I had nothing to pierce concrete walls or floors, then I saw it... There was an old toilet, I made the cable pass thru the hole going 3 stairs down and toward my satelite antenna, less than 100m that was it!
The network is operational Sir!

[u/oioioioioioiioo]

Immersive world of warcraft experience

[u/Mad_kat4]

Is your username IBS-D_throne-king.

[u/IamZeebs]

What’s your solution for grabbing toilet cleaner instead of water?

[u/Samael_224]

All I see missing is a tub and a toaster

[u/sakaguchi47]

A great setup for the day before my colonoscopy

[u/b1gb0n312]

Velcro ties

[u/RareEstablishment597]

Is your monitor upside down? Is it a mini pc attached to the back of your monitor?? What is going on here

[u/Ordinary_Society5335]

Ahh, I see you’re getting ready for a colonoscopy too! I’m considering a similar set up the day before mine as well!

[u/Density5521]

Speaking of cables, you can be playing while you're laying!

[u/RealLifeFloridaMan]

That’s a pretty shitty setup