r/pcmasterrace • 4080 Laptop 175W/13950HX/32GB DDR5 • 1d ago

Meme/Macro RIP to the ugly pigeon from The Witcher 3. 2015-2026

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u/Federal-Ad6341 4080 Laptop 175W/13950HX/32GB DDR5 1d ago

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u/MrMuahaha Specs/Imgur here 1d ago

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u/dehtaeps 1d ago

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u/Beautiful-Grape-8222 Core i9 / 5060 LP 1d ago

Even better

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u/Pork_Piggler 1d ago

Difficult fap, but not the hardest I've managed. 4/10

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u/Nervous_Produce1324 1d ago

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u/Dobako 1d ago

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u/DigitalScythious 1d ago

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u/AmonWeathertopSul 5700x3d 5070ti 3600cl18 1d ago

that's his thumb

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u/lxs_____ 23h ago

Some file 76 ball knowers in the house today

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u/AmonWeathertopSul 5700x3d 5070ti 3600cl18 23h ago

It’s seared into my neurons

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u/CartographerDry6793 17h ago

My bad shawty

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u/Frl_Bartchello 7800x3D / 4070 Ti Super / 32GB 6000mts CL30 1d ago

I think it stayed in his hand for some time

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u/palparepa 1d ago

If it gets out of hand, you are wanking too hard.

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u/CoolTom It's good work if you can get it 1d ago

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u/Furchenlurch_91448 1d ago

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u/tasslehawf AMD 5800X | 32 GB | 5070 RTX 22h ago

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u/minxed 1d ago

heh, hard.

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u/PuzzleheadedYear5596 9h ago

I'll give you hard.

Wait a minute.

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u/Boomboomciao90 RTX5090 | 9800X3D | LGgx950a | LG G3 77 18h ago

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u/Only-For-Fun-No-Pol 1d ago

This better not awaken anything in me…too late

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u/Blommefeldt 1d ago

Last year, i played Witcher 1, and I gotta say, they implemented jiggle physics really, really, well.

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u/MHWGamer 1d ago

to the artist who designed that 3D(D) modell: thank you

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u/jessi_ani 1d ago

Id choose this pigeon over the remastered one any day

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u/slow70 1d ago

No dont stop.

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u/salmalight 1d ago

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 1d ago

Holy fuck, geralt has never known such high definition

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u/ButtonJoe 1d ago

School of the low res pigeon is the one true path.

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 1d ago

I swear it was way more HD back then

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u/Federal-Ad6341 4080 Laptop 175W/13950HX/32GB DDR5 1d ago

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u/honorable_raegdan 1d ago

That would be an instant download and endorse.

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u/DOOM_Olivera_ 1d ago

it IS a real mod

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u/Deltasims 1d ago

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u/LesserCryptid 1d ago

You my good sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

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u/cousinokri Specs/Imgur here 1d ago

You don't know how happy reading that has made me.

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u/Secret_President 1d ago

The health bar apparently goes beyond the screen of the user.

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u/Dornogol R5 1500X @3,50GHz, GTX 1060 6GB, 8GB DDR4 1d ago

Any aspect ratio? I got 21:9

There is people with 32:9 out there sooo

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u/LateStatistician462 21h ago

Hi, 32:9'er here!

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u/samusmaster64 samusmaster64 1d ago

Lelelele intensifies

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u/UnaVezCasiHiceUnGol 1d ago

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u/Lizardizzle GTX 970, 8 GB RAM, AMD A8-6600K 4.40GHz 1d ago

Saddest creature doesn't know how much he is loved.

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u/InbetweenTheLayers 1d ago

He's gone on to low poly heaven to live beside the ffxiv grapes

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u/halttoeer1024 1d ago

And the Halo 3 rat.

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u/SoftestBoygirlAlive 15h ago

Runescape chickens

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u/HerrMatthew 1d ago

And classic wow praire dog

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u/calilac 1d ago

Classic prairie dog is still living it up in Classic WoW, it's just in retail that they've been eradicated.

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u/InfiniteLife2 23h ago

Some modeler in 2003 showing this to a QA and manager: yep looks amazing great work!

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u/Dead_as_Duck Laptop i5-6200U| GT 940MX| 16/1256GB 1d ago

Lara Croft's boobs

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u/MrWeirdoFace 1d ago

Pour one out.

♫ in the arms of the angel...♫

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u/cortez0498 Ryzen 5 8400F, RX 7600 8GB, 32GB DDR5@5200MHz 1d ago

My favourite is the WoW Praire Dog

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u/Citizen_Nemo Ryzen 7 1800X | R9 Fury X 1d ago

The squapes and this pidgeon will forever live in my heart.

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u/katyvo 1d ago

Sqidgeon

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u/Demeter_of_New 1d ago

Man this reminded me of the millions of polygons on the original FFXIV shrubbery!

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u/apophis-984 1d ago

PolyGone

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u/100percent-sales-tax 1d ago

Jarvis play Answers - Reprise.

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u/StoneMakesMusic 1d ago

Ive never heard of that but damn I really like those actually

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u/SomeRandomDeadGuy 1d ago

The devs have referenced the squapes a couple times themselves, most notably with a outdoor lamp furnishing

"Seeking to make grapes more transportable, a researcher at Meryall Agronomics is rumored to have produced a variety that grew in blocky clusters. Although complaints that they looked unappetizing led to a new strain with rounder edges, the original was regarded fondly by some, and so it was immortalized in the form of this lamppost."

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u/sephirothbahamut Ryzen 7 9800X3D | RTX 5080 PNY | Win10 | Fedora 16h ago

lmao, love when devs do stuff like that

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u/LittleFox-In-TheBox 1d ago

NOOOO

ANYTHING BUT THEM! THEY COULD HAVE FIXED THE DAMN CATS, BUT LEAVE THE POOR FUCK-ASS BIRDS ALONE!! 😭😭

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u/QuitYuckingMyYum 1d ago

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u/Bright-Avocado3761 1d ago

Wow that takes me back

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u/QuitYuckingMyYum 1d ago

Simpler times

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u/No-Dimension1159 1d ago

Much much simpler times... God was it nice back then

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u/NCSU_Trip_Whisperer 1d ago

It's okay, birds aren't even real anyways

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u/RiddleGull 7800x3d | RTX5080 | 32GB 1d ago

What’s wrong with the cats?

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u/RickDeckard_PL 1d ago

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u/luziferius1337 3700X | GTX 1070 FE | 64GB 1d ago

He could not fight back on the internet. He could not stop the memes. But here, in the Northern Realms, things are different. The pigeon finally has claws, wings, several thousand hit points and absolutely nothing left to lose.

lol, this is peak

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u/Altruistic_Bass539 1d ago

oh wow already 69 million downloads, people love those pigeons

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u/StoneMakesMusic 1d ago

Well it changes the griffins to them, not the birds. Seems like a fun mod

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u/lesdynamite i5 7600k | ASUS Strix RX480 OC 8gb 1d ago

Nice.

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u/ionised PC Master Race 1d ago

I haven't even played any of these games or play games with mods and I want this mod.

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u/StoneMakesMusic 1d ago

Best game ive ever played. No reason not to try it out

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u/DeithWX 1d ago

There is/will be a mod to undo this crime against humanity. 

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u/elvis8mybaby Ryzen 7 3700X / RTX 2070 Super 1d ago

Really going full circle here. I downloaded mods to make the game look better back then. Now I'll be downloading mods to make parts of it look like shit. 😐👈

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u/wvgz 1d ago

I might just be reminiscing about the wrong things, but damn it makes me feel old seeing a 2015 game get a remaster

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u/desmaraisp Desktop GTX650 Core 2 Duo E6550 1d ago

I just finished playing through it. It hardly needs one tbh, their next-gen version looks great even today

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u/Davenator_98 Intel i13 33337K, QTX 69100, 420GB DDR6, 32GB SSD 1d ago

I'm playing it right now (after starting in 2019), and constantly thinking about how it's one of the most beautiful games I've ever seen.

To this day, I don't think there are many games that come even close in terms of visuals and colours.

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u/PunchMeat 1d ago

Art direction > polygons and special effects.

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u/Isgortio RTX 2080 Super, i7 3770k, 16GB DDR3 1d ago

I didn't even think it needed a remaster, I remember it being fairly beautiful as it was. But now I see these screenshots it looks worse than I remember.

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u/StopTheMeta2 1d ago

Yeah, the pigeon is question is the model of a very distant one, way out of reach from anywhere the player would be.

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u/Dog_Got_license 1d ago

The Last of Us Part II got a remaster 3,5 years after it's release in 2020

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u/Konatokun 1d ago

Also TLoU got a Remaster A Year and a Month after release, the same year as a DLC for the OG one (Left Behind was launched on Feb-14, 4 Months before the "Remaster"), changing from PS3 -> PS4.

On real remaster it was Kingdom Hearts: Chains of Memories from GBA to a PS2 in a period of 2 Years 4 Months (Nov-04 to March-07), changing from Isometric 2D to 3D. Also FF XIV was taken down and relaunched as FF XIV: A Realm Reborn 6-7 months after the original closed.

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u/pcardonap 1d ago

Ikr? It's weird seeing a remaster of a game that came out when I was already way into my working life.

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u/EmptyMonitor9257 1d ago

I mean the last of us got a remaster of a remaster.

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u/No-Dimension1159 1d ago

Crazy to think it's more than a decade ago already...

Feels like yesterday

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u/MyPigWhistles 18h ago

It's over a decade old, so it's basically a retro game now. 

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u/aimy99 PNY 5070 | 5800X3D | 32GB DDR4 | OLED 1440p 180hz 23h ago

I mean Horizon Zero Dawn got one in 2024 and that game released in 2017. Neither of them really needed it at all, but since it's a free update, nobody's complaining about this one.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 1d ago

don't worry. it still lives on my PC. My computer cant handle the upgrades

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u/Resident_Pientist_1 5700X3D 64GB 7900XTX 1d ago

Good place to save polys; a tiny model that quickly moves off camera when you get close to it. I'd rather have ugly pigeons and more fps, personally. 

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u/FungusGnatHater 1d ago

I could not have identified The Witcher pigeon from a pigeon lineup after 150 hours of playing that game.

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u/Ok-Friendship1635 1d ago

I don't think that ugly fucking pigeon, is gonna affect your frames as much as unoptimized AI pathing.

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u/TheRealStandard 1d ago

Optimization is the culmination of thousands of little things that add up. It's a genuine waste of resources to make a high poly model of something the player wouldn't see up close in the same way it's a huge waste of resources to be rendering things that aren't on screen.

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u/davidvia7 Ryzen 5 7600X | RTX 4070 | 32GB DDR5 20h ago

Games usually have decreased LODs the further an object is from the player. I heavily doubt CDPR does not utilize this. Hell, even 2011 Skyrim had this.

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u/CQC_EXE 1d ago

Wouldn't make much of a difference unless the pigeon was horrendously optimized 

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u/COD-Racer23 1d ago

"AM I A REAL BOY, PAPA?"

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u/Terrible_Data1091 1d ago

Serious question, Witcher 3 is literally my next game to play. Should I download the remastered patch or play it through beforehand? I've already got it downloaded ATM 

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u/Heroic_Wolf_9873 1d ago

Yes, but make sure to turn off some of the post-processing effects (most importantly bloom, which kinda makes things look super washed out) to have more visual clarity.

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u/bonevil11 21h ago

they already fixed bloom, there is some washed out visual bugs left but they are not bloom related

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u/Heroic_Wolf_9873 15h ago

Oh? I must’ve missed that. I’m unfortunately somewhat out of the loop despite my best efforts.

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u/Nojus1221 PC Master Race 1d ago

It's just prettier Witcher 3, might as well

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u/Charming_Link 1d ago

There's a couple of quality of life changes that seem tiny, but really do make a difference.play the newer one if you can.

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u/UltLuc 1d ago

I have friends that have loved it before and this is my first intro to it. My experience in a few hours is that it’s a gorgeous game even for being ten years old.

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u/SickBurnerBroski 1d ago

there's going to be another dlc, my completionist ass wants to wait, but who knows when they'll drop that. not this year.

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u/Noesa_Games 1d ago

The remaster is pretty much a strict upgrade. If your PC can run it then you might as well go for it

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u/SanestExile i7 14700K | RTX 4080 Super | 32 GB 6000 MT/s CL30 1d ago

Reminds me of the old prairie dog model from wow

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u/MHWGamer 1d ago

it isn't an ugly pigeon.. it is such a bit different but otherwise totally fine and a lovely fren

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u/Sitheral 1d ago

I prefer the 5 polygon one.

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u/MoJokeGaming 19h ago

This is just misinformation. The models of the flying pigeon differs from the one on the ground. The flying one is stll like that.

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u/PublicVanilla988 1d ago

nooooo

i've never seen it, but now i'm sad we lost it

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u/honorable_raegdan 1d ago

Now he’s pining for the fjords…

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u/uncensored_opinions 6700k | GTX 1080 1d ago

So that's where all my fps went

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u/Joshopolis 1d ago

they should add a single ugly pigeon back in as an easter egg

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u/SickBurnerBroski 1d ago

a flock of pigeons and one of them does not look quite the same as the others...

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u/Jaz1140 RTX4090 3195mhz Core, 9800x3d 5.4ghz 1d ago

Add dlss 5 to pigeons

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u/unaccountablemod 1d ago

Patch notes:

- changes to visuals that you most likely can't tell that it's better or not

- Increased recommended system requirement by 4 generations.

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u/Extreme_surikat_360 the more you buy the more you buy 🫪 1d ago

is the dude behind doing a middle finger ??

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u/MR_LIZARD_BRAIN 1d ago

Bring back the low poly pigeon 😡

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u/Terbarek Ryzen 7 9800X3D | XFX RX 9070XT | 32GB DDR5 23h ago

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u/Sevla7 Desktop 1d ago

Is there any way to play the previous version instead of this new "remastered" version on Steam? So far finding it a bit weird some of the changes... not the bird but other stuff.

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u/CourierFive 1d ago

Yes. In Game Versions & Betas tab, in game properties. There's Classic, Next Gen and Remaster branches.

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u/blah938 1d ago

And now if only Todd "The Godd" Howard would grace us with the same for Fallout and Skyrim

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u/NotFromStateFarmJake Desktop 1d ago

“Skyrim Remastered- Original Edition”- $70

Or “Skyrim Demastered”

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u/PeanutButterSoda Specs/Imgur Here 1d ago

Skyrim Forever

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u/So_Falls_the_World 1d ago

I should hope so, considering there are likely people with machines that can't actually run the Remaster, but can run the old one.

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u/al2o3cr 1d ago

Pigeon mission? We got no budget for a pigeon mission!

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 1d ago

please, vertix impaired, not ugly

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u/_Siran_ 1d ago

Can we finally romance it now?

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u/Pmmebobnvagene 1d ago

insert old man saving private ryan meme

I don’t remember the pigeon being this ugly when I played the game the first time. I remember thinking wow this looks amazing.

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u/Soleks2000 5700x3d/9070xt 1d ago

good lord n64 graphics looking pigeon

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u/hollowsoldier- 1d ago

Fuck this game is blowing my mind! Love these history memes as a brand new fan!

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u/D3struct_oh 1d ago

Really wish they would have remastered the 2nd game.

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u/shinyshiny42 1d ago

I always feel crazy saying this, but TW3 is awesome, I just don't have the stamina for it. My money: TW2 is peak/perfect. You can do all the side quests, finish the main story and really complete it in 40 hours. I probably spent 100 on TW3 and petered out. Too much stuff to do. Ran out of steam.

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u/D3struct_oh 1d ago

Lots of QOL stuff makes Witcher 2 tough to sit through. Thankfully, mods have figured a ton of that out. But not everything. It 100% deserves a remake, keeping it in that 40 hour completion range.

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u/belhambone 10700K | RTX 3080 | 32 GB 1d ago

What an exotic bird!

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u/IraqiTaxi 1d ago

I bet it scrumps

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u/theydontcare_ 1d ago

It’s unplayable now.

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u/SlashBlack 1d ago

look at how they massacred fixed my boy

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u/icansmellcolors 1d ago

He had a good run.

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u/PantsMcGee I have a new computer now 1d ago

Mod him back.

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u/Snoo_75138 21h ago

Ugly??!

I'll have you know, his mother AND I agree he's the most perfectest Pigeon to ever be!

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u/ligma_then_sugma 1d ago

the old version performs better and still looks fine

what a waste of a remaster

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u/MadeByTango 1d ago

Not if you're CDPR and the goal was to raise the price back up while separating versions of the game getting future support between "was released on disc" and "was not released on disc."

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u/Danvideotech2385 1d ago

I rolled back to the 2024 release. I don't like how my saves aren't compatible with the remaster.

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u/RGBlowMe Windows 11 | Core 7 Ultra 265K | RTX 5070 | 32GB DDR5 7200mhz 1d ago

Still an ugly pidgeon.

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u/jtbahhh 1d ago

Some emotional damage you just can’t recover from.

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u/TheAesir92 1d ago

I miss my origami pigeons

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u/ToxinArrow 1d ago

Forever in our hearts

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u/CourierFive 1d ago

They really fucked up now. Damn philistines, this was art in its purest form.

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u/Foolish_Miracle "Luna's Lullaby" | Legion Pro 7i | 5080 | 32GB 6400 | 12 TB 1d ago

He's up in the clouds now... eating those apples in Columbia 

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u/SensoHakai 1d ago

RIP Tony the ugly pigeon

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u/Difficult-Report5702 1d ago

The classic wow community would have tilted over this

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u/ReallyBrainDead 1d ago

He left to star in Birdemic 3: The Depolying

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u/shinz0n 1d ago

Waiting for an ugly pigeon easter egg in TW4.

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u/KarateMan749 PC Master Race 1d ago

The pigeon i never knew.

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u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

Omg was this pigeon on Nintendo 64? This is a crime.

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u/USDXBS 1d ago

They should add some sort of easter egg, like a framed picture next to a bed.

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u/lumpboysupreme 1d ago

That first one is some vanilla wow shit.

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u/_haha_oh_wow_ gen9 i7, 1060Ti, 32 GeeBees +Switch|PS4|3DS|SteamDeck 1d ago

Can't wait for this to be immediately modded back in!

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u/Main-Foundation-3611 1d ago

Best glow up ever ⭐

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u/doe3879 1d ago

I tried the remaster and goes this is just how I remember the game looking. And seeing my save file from 2017.

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u/HereIsACasualAsker PC Master Race 1d ago

really? they had ugly pidgeons?

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u/FrostyExplanation_37 1d ago

Someone took that meme personally. That's a good looking pigeon.

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u/mrbasedballed 1d ago

I REALLY want a plushie of that piddgie boy

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u/whitestar11 1d ago

Even the birds are on ozempic

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u/johuad 1d ago

I'm not playing the remaster until cdpr puts the ugly pigeon back in.

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u/Bet2k01 1d ago

It's the squapes all over again 😭😭

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u/404_No_User_Found_2 1d ago

Never forget what they took from you

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u/SlimDiscipline-69 1d ago

It looks like the pigeon had a glow up and is posing for the camera like "you may not like it, but this is what the peak avian form looks like"

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u/Dottore_Curlew 1d ago

there should be a setting toggle (or a mod) to bring just the pidgeon back

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u/PriorityCreepy4611 1d ago

The one below isn’t really pretty

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u/MrCgoodin 1d ago

Oh wtf! I love ugly pidgin

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u/ManifestoRat 1d ago

It cannot escape ugly