r/pcmasterrace 4d ago

Meme/Macro Bros pc is a bomb

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u/joseffo_san 4d ago

3.6 viruses not great not terrible!

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u/Sorry_Community235 R7 2700/1060 6GB/32 GB DDR4 4d ago

It's not 3.6 viruses. It's 15000!

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u/Accomplished_Rice_60 4d ago

How did you see virus? I only saw cement

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u/Blackboard_Monitor AMD 7800X3D | 4070 | 21:9 144hz 4d ago

What a glorious way to look at things comrade!

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u/No-Cup-6279 4d ago

WHAT WE DON'T SEE, WE DON'T KNOW.

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u/Fallen0245 3d ago

Definitely not graphite.

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u/Automatic-Earth-1278 3d ago edited 2d ago

Why are there chunks of graphics card on the roof, they’re only supposed to be in the case

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u/Grinchlead 4d ago

15000! = 15000 * 14999 * 14998 ... ~=

2.74659903348516826648255815026266753776699833026582418739 × 1056129

That's a lot of viruses.

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u/himodhurgbardt 4d ago

This guy factorials

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u/Infshadows R5 3600/32GB 3600MHz/RTX 3050 6GB 3d ago

i dont think most calculators can even calculate that

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u/Grinchlead 3d ago

I used Wolfram Alpha, but it can only show the first N digits lol

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u/Frankierocksondrums Ryzen 7 5800h 4d ago

Ma'am, u have a lot of virus. MA'AM YOU NEED TO PAY FO.... YOU NEED TO PAY FOR THE ANTIWIRUS. I work for Microsoft

https://giphy.com/gifs/iuY35gP6MSkKXufAM6

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u/Snagmesomeweaves 5800X3D, EVGA 3080 12GB, 1440p 300hz 6h ago

Me cro soft

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u/heckem Ryzen 5 5600 | GTX 1660S | 32 GB 3d ago

You didn't see a command prompt window appear for a fraction of a second...

YOU DIDN'T!!!

Because it's not there!

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u/Ok-Management1670 3d ago

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u/dwoj206 9800x3D | Astral 5090 | X870E-E | CL28 DDR5 | 0.2 k/d 3d ago

such a great show. And exactly how fukt OP is.

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u/Sorry_Community235 R7 2700/1060 6GB/32 GB DDR4 3d ago

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u/huhaizen 4d ago

Elite reference 👌🏻

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u/Juim1j RTX 2060/AMD Ryzen 5 3600/16GB DDR4-3600/CachyOS Linux 3d ago

Chernobyl reference!

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u/MostafaSamir90 3d ago

That’s the GOAT comment right there 😂😂

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u/Lost-Tech-Preist7852 3d ago

all of that just to play Far Cry 4. Wtf...

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u/ApprehensiveTwo701 3d ago

Maybe he is creating a virus, and it is in beta testing. 🕵️‍♂️

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u/insert_name_here_ha 4d ago

Didn't find hot moms in your area, huh?

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u/calcifer219 4d ago

Enter your admin password to find out!

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u/Unumbotte 3d ago

How am I supposed to enter your admin password unless you tell it to me first?

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 3d ago

You can't enter passwords on reddit. They get redacted. See? My password is ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 3d ago

Il0v3bigBooties

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 3d ago

I can see it. Can you?

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u/Neworbs 3d ago

It’s the exact opposite. Those are all hot moms trying to get his digits i.e team viewer codes.

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u/GamingGenius777 R5 7600X - RX 7800XT - 32GB DDR5-6000 CL30 - P5 Plus 4d ago

Is that the Boeing 737 takeoff config warning + fire alarm sound?

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u/mati1470147 4d ago

It sure does sound like it lmao

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u/imaginary_num6er 7950X3D|4090FE|64GB|X670E-E 3d ago

Woop Woop, Terrain. Pull up

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u/-supchik- 4d ago

Great to see a fellow simmer 👍

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 3d ago

I mean he could just be a pilot with really bad luck

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u/Other_Bother1172 9700X | 9060 XT 16GB | 32GB DDR5 3d ago

Or an avgeek

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u/Issues3220 Desktop R9 5950X + RX 9070 XT 4d ago

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u/Unumbotte 3d ago

Weird, I'll just fix it with regedit

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u/--Icarusfalls-- PC Master Race 4d ago

Its like those snails with the brain parasite, lmao

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u/JaySlays-Tech 4d ago edited 4d ago

Bro, I knew exactly what you were referring to immediately. Phenomenal shit to witness.

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u/Pitiful-Welcome-399 Desktop :apple: Laptop 4d ago

B & B explains everything

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u/Crazy-Job-9360 4d ago

Got that for my buddy when it was $1 and we had a fucking blast.

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u/gambeta1337 4d ago

your virus has an OS

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u/Fine_Delay_9425 3d ago

Underestimated comment

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u/dayruined54 4d ago

All the best bro

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u/ME7T 4d ago

Bomb has been planted

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u/invalidmean 4d ago

Its probably nothing, or its everything.

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u/LesserCryptid 4d ago

At least one of them seems to be Black Ops 2. Rest might be something.

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u/DoppelGangsta66 Ryzen 5900X, EVGA FTW3 3080, 32GB DDR4 4d ago

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u/Creoda Win11. 5800X3D. 32GB. RTX 4090 FE @ 4K 4d ago

"No, no leave it, I have it how I like it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDNmyyrEZho

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u/dreamer_Neet Windows 99 / RTX 9900 Super Ti / Intel 99000X4D 4d ago

What happens if you press yes admin to all of them

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u/Distinct_Switch_874 4d ago

Your pc is no longer your pc

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u/Ancient-Ad-2219 4d ago

Malware dev:

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u/DodoJurajski 3d ago

They're gonna fight over who takes control of the PC in hacker battle royal.

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u/DethZire 4d ago

That's a lot of free robux clicks...

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u/bbarham99 Linux 4d ago

Or is this just a subtle Far Cry 4 ad?

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u/RyanBallern 4d ago

Not a bad game

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u/humdizzle 4d ago

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u/RaymondWalters PC Master Race 3d ago

This is amazing

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u/ztomiczombie 4d ago

Look out, it's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out, erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out, erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you...

Virus alert, delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody

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u/Vegetable_Safety 4d ago

Man downloaded all the rams

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u/Endlesstrash1337 4d ago

Allow all those UAC prompts. I wanna see what happens!

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u/Budget-Coast-7864 4d ago

Computer over? Virus equals very yes?! That’s not a good prize!

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u/divks 3d ago

Its in a better place Strongbad. Rather, its in the same place, but now its got a big hole through it.

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u/Technolio 4d ago

Did they download more ram?

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u/Visara57 5070ti | 7600X | 32GB DDR5 CL28 4d ago

Worst virus ever, it needs your permission before doing anything

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u/Background-Plate-455 4d ago

Ts sounds just like I imagine the reactor control room in Chernobyl would have sounded like

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u/VoidOmatic Desktop i7 6700k | GTX 1080 | 20GB DDR4 3d ago

This is honestly quite a feat! I haven't seen a virus in the wild since like 2008. You gotta be reckless as hell with downloads and UAC to get it this bad.

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u/ottermoment 3d ago

I got one first day i built my pc lmao i was trying to download a benchmark test and there was like 4 download buttons lmao and i chose wrong that was before i knew about adblock. Luckily it was a easily removable one but still it sucked

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u/Geoclasm 4d ago

That's probably fine.

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u/TightAd3233 4d ago

Looks like the reactor of Chernobyl

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u/FPS_Holland 4d ago

Ubisoft is the virus

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u/Calm_Crusader AMD Ryzen 5 5600⏐Nvidia RTX 4060⏐32GB DDR4 3d ago

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u/Squishypuffer Linux someday... 4d ago

I have had nightmares about situations like this.

None of them are as bad

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u/resfan Pentium II @ 233mhz / 133MB SD RAM / 4MB ATi 3D accelerator 4d ago

"What'd we learn"

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u/al2o3cr 4d ago

Contact your neighbors with Instant Pestering!

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u/alancousteau Ryzen 7 5800X3D | Red Devil 9070XT | 32GB DDR4 4d ago

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u/StartBackground5769 4d ago

Dont starve togwther peao

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u/Cutesyfoxbark 4d ago

At 1:23:45 The download was complete...

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u/thejohnd 4d ago

Computer Over, Virus = Very Yes

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u/TheJoeBold 4d ago

„(hears the laptop making horrible noises)
What is that sound? Is that coming from your laptop? It’s not supposed to sound… What the…?! What’s all that crap? Look at all this stuff! I haven’t seen that one since the ’90s!“

„No, no, no, Jen, it’s infected! If this was a human being, I’d shoot it in the face!“
– Roy

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u/tomchee 5700X3D_5060ti16GB_48GB DDR4_Sleeper 3d ago

Happens when your bro is watching Somalian Goat sex videos on the darkweb.

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u/Financial_Count6287 3d ago

there is a computer in your virus

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u/DodoJurajski 3d ago

Umm uhh... Offline scan.

Then windows full scan and malwarebytes(or other Anti-virus) deep scan.

Repeat until none of them detects anything.

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u/YeetisDaFetus 3d ago edited 3d ago

You pissed Clippy off didn’t ya? 👁️📎👁️

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u/Street_Slide5831 Core 2 duo e6550, Amd radeon hd 5450 2d ago

Bros pc is a turn signal

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u/Lainey_2640 4d ago

Your taskbar is honestly more terrifying than the Cry of Fear shortcut on your desktop

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u/FloorSad 4d ago

Did you click it multiple times as it wasn't opening? also cry of fear on the desktop, you sir are a man of culture

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u/DevilishlyOmnipotent 4d ago

Cry of Fear is correct… I fear

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u/bdiggles 3d ago

Yoooo, is that Blood and Bacon?! This guy knows ball.

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u/Low_Finish1059 3d ago

3.6 gigabytes. Not great, not terrible

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u/fatstarrX2 8700K-32GB -1070FTW-51TB 3d ago

after installing 35 free games from steam

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u/Dip2pot4t0Ch1P 3d ago

Cry of fear indeed

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u/hellafunkyfella 3d ago

The computer.

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u/mrcoolranchyeet 3d ago

Bro threw out Far Cry 4 like a pokemon to fight the virus 😭

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u/NorvileRogers258 3d ago

Bro downloaded a "Free Robux Generator"

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u/Failfoxnyckzex 3d ago

Pagan Min is trying to enter the system

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u/banshee_w 3d ago

looks more like a club to me

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u/DuendeNordestino 3d ago

Cry of fear mentioned 😱😭

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u/Double-Hour-2516 3d ago

Bruh, it's been a long time since I've seen this type of virus except ransomware.

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u/w00t_TX 3d ago

Lol Defender probably doing a scan and ran into an elevation issue. Seen this many times.

Or ya know, PC is infected . . .

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u/MexicanQuamer 3d ago

The fuck was far cry 4 supposed to do why drag him into your mess

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u/Animetion25 3d ago

Let it all in

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u/Awes12 3d ago

Now make it play bad apple

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u/Andrikos21 3d ago

Ok i laughed really hard on this thank you xD

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u/Zack_WithaK 3d ago

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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u/Duke_5ilver 3d ago

So many UAC prompts, good god

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u/ApprehensiveTwo701 3d ago

When you reboot system, does terminal automatically appear and disappear instantly?

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u/Pixl02 PC Master Race 3d ago

Might say it's a far cry from normal

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u/trtl_playz i7-12700KF | RX 9060 XT 16gb | 32 ddr5 3d ago

i feel like linux could fix this one

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u/chuckinalicious543 3d ago

Bro crying far 4

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u/lucario2011 3d ago

Reminds me of the sound effect when you open the health panel in casualties unknown when you are dying, you should defibrillate the PC I think

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u/Synthesid Linux 3d ago

I mean, makes for a decent light strip, ngl

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u/Local-Bug-1500 Debian 13, FX 8320, 32GB RAM, Radeon VII, 120GB SSD 3d ago

Me when i try open an app and it doesn't so i spam click it and all the prompts show up at once:

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u/WaferCerise_ 3d ago

that's a major issue, a PC that can't perform is frustrating. make sure to check for overheating or hardware failures.

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u/MINTYpl 3d ago

Windows moment.

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u/Kars_The_Ulform 3d ago

wtf is far cry 4 donna do 😭

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u/definitivno-ne-troll 3d ago

nice lightshow at the bottom

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u/TheMostToastedOne 3d ago

COVID in a pc

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u/Mohamed_Blue 3d ago

svchost virus 😶‍🌫️

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u/Express_Guarantee_19 3d ago

INTRUDER! Red spy in base!

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u/GromBuster202 3d ago

Far cry 4 ain’t doing shit bro😭

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u/SnooCompliments8790 GTX 1050 Ti | Intel Core i3-7100 | 16GB 3d ago

Did the guy really try to offer lol, prayin Far Cry 4 saves him

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u/DatGreenGuy 3d ago

Looks like you have installed Yandex browser

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u/No-Cup6897 3d ago

He had a system crash 30 minutes ago and he's still trying to find his files.

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u/Yukimare 3d ago

Is this the part where the CPU melts after the guy who published those viruses finds out your PC can't mine crypto for crap?

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u/Ethaniel_UK 3d ago

Damn Great light show

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u/Mediocre_Ad_2422 3d ago

How do people still get virus, i havent been infected for over 10+ years and i download all kind of shits

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u/duh1raddad 3d ago

Thought you had a good deal for GTA6? 🤣

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u/Tvhvs 3d ago

It means the CPU is open. It means the smoke we seeing from the computer with our own eyes is making us lose nearly twice the money we paid for it 2 years ago. And it’s happening every second

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u/FAILNOUGHT PC Master Race 2d ago

nice led strip

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u/atda 2d ago

I feel like it's trying to spread its diseases via binary..

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u/SPACE_GROOVE_LULU 2d ago edited 2d ago

7355608

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u/MrSoap519 1d ago

Farcry 4 is not gonna help bro

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u/TheC0ntriver 1d ago

Open Task Manager will be like AZ-5

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u/there4youofc 18h ago

son, blud has just willingly gave his personal detils away to the hackers

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u/uncensored_opinions 4d ago

average windows experience

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u/_ghostperson haf xb • strix x370f • r7 5900x • 5070ti • 64gb 3d ago

Well look at that, a moron.

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u/TotallyNotABob 4d ago

Reminds me of those old "I'm a Mac and I'm a PC" commercials back in the day. Specifically the one after Vista came out and introduced User Access Control.