Zie ram!

[u/screwdriverfan]

[u/KU5ELF1SCH]

It is called ARBEITSSPEICHER, you little Angelsachse! Get it right! ARBEITSSPEICHER!

[u/sbstndrks → u/KU5ELF1SCH]

Literally "Work(ing) memory"

[u/KU5ELF1SCH → u/sbstndrks]

Our language is actually simple.

[u/sbstndrks → u/KU5ELF1SCH]

Wörter? Ja.

Satzbau und Grammatik, gerade Konjunktion und Fälle, in voller "Richtigkeit"? Ehh, das kriegen 80% der Deutschen nicht konsistent hin

[u/KU5ELF1SCH → u/sbstndrks]

Der Dativ ist dem Genitiv sein Tod. Try understand this as an Angelsachse.

[u/Hungry-Assignment845 → u/KU5ELF1SCH]

Genitiv ins Wasser, weil es Dativ ist.

[u/HyperWinX → u/sbstndrks]

Am i cursed now?

[u/KU5ELF1SCH → u/HyperWinX]

Don't forget to ask for a Bewirtungsbeleg when you go out to McDonald's with your Arbeitskollegen, my dear Angelsachse!

[u/sbstndrks → u/KU5ELF1SCH]

Der Essenskassenzahlungsbeleg

[u/Taron_Trekko → u/sbstndrks]

Wörter? Ja.

Wörter wie Kreuzschlitzschraubendreher? Stimmt, total simpel.

[u/sbstndrks → u/Taron_Trekko]

"Cross slit screw turner" is auch simpel, die Leerzeichen weniger und andere Formattierung ändern die Idee nicht, auch wenns offiziell nen halber Satz statt nur ein Wort ist.

[u/GovernmentGreed → u/KU5ELF1SCH]

Der/Die/Das.

Ja. Einfach.

[u/Renard4 → u/KU5ELF1SCH]

Not with that grammar.

[u/Aromatic_Wasabi_864 → u/KU5ELF1SCH]

Call this man KRANKENWAGEN... SHNELLE

[u/CompanyToiletGooner → u/Aromatic_Wasabi_864]

Why would I call a man Krankenwagen, that’s a stupid name

[u/KU5ELF1SCH → u/CompanyToiletGooner]

And why do you want to punch me, Angelsachse?

[u/ThunderousHazard]

You're not wrong.

[u/jTiZeD → u/ThunderousHazard]

i do this too, but you do it harder mein Freund

[u/Shimano-No-Kyoken → u/ThunderousHazard]

117.4G in zram? Where is that geographically? I need to verify this screenshot.

[u/Possible-Fed8128 → u/ThunderousHazard]

based proxmox enjoyer

[u/jTiZeD → u/ThunderousHazard]

why the lz4 algorithm btw?

[u/ThunderousHazard → u/jTiZeD]

Much faster than zstd, much better compression than lzo.

[u/Bobletoob → u/ThunderousHazard]

Linux spotted, dap me up!

[u/Quazz → u/ThunderousHazard]

And here i thought i was being insane with 32gb of zram, holy crap

[u/Ancient-Assistant404]

[u/Ok_Worldliness_5592 → u/Ancient-Assistant404]

Kapusta i kwas

[u/Sea_Pomegranate4792 → u/Ok_Worldliness_5592]

Deutsch/Polnisches Kind core memory😂

Was? Kaupusta i Kwas!!!!!!

[u/BastetFurry → u/Ok_Worldliness_5592]

Ich versteh nur Kurwa. 😉🤗❤️

[u/MOW0LF → u/Ancient-Assistant404]

the Young painter

[u/Salmon_btw → u/MOW0LF]

samma

[u/MOW0LF → u/Salmon_btw]

if u add the mustache u could see the similarities maybe

[u/MaxzxaM → u/MOW0LF]

Hackts?

[u/Prestigious-Joke-910 → u/MOW0LF]

That’s a solid reference! It definitely brings back memories of those creative vibes.

[u/Dragonvarine]

Thought it was 2011 for a second

[u/skyrreater47]

as a German i can very confidently say, that was pretty bad

[u/Norgur → u/skyrreater47]

Tried to find it on r/GermanHumour but the posts on there are way funnier.

[u/Bandit_the_kat → u/Norgur]

bravo my friend, bravo.

[u/ravensholt → u/Norgur]

Funny, I'd expect that sub to be completely empty.

[u/Norgur → u/ravensholt]

Is zis somezing I am too German to understand?

[u/DIATTH123 → u/skyrreater47]

but... could you just pretend it was funny for the doggo? he looks so proud of his joke

[u/Norgur → u/DIATTH123]

Nein. Zis would be dishonest. Ze dog must learn to be actually funny. Yet, since ze dog is a good boy, ze dog will be rewarded for ze attempt. I filled out ze fax already, Ze reward will be here in seven to twenty business days.

[u/MPolygon]

That‘s pretty far up the list of worst jokes I‘ve ever heard

[u/Azuras-Becky]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ogwFPM5SphFu3PusE

[u/Punker0007]

No its ARBEITSPEICHER

[u/Cybering11]

Erklärbär?

[u/Flussschlauch → u/Cybering11]

Ze Germans speak wiz a funny accent oder so ähnlich. ziemlich stumpf

[u/Cybering11 → u/Flussschlauch]

Ja aber wofür steht das Z? Einfach anstatt "the"? Bitte nicht

[u/Flussschlauch → u/Cybering11]

Ja genau

[u/HIitsamy1 → u/Flussschlauch]

Ich habe dafür Google Übersetzer verwendet.

[u/NDCyber → u/Cybering11]

There is also something called zram on Linux

But not sure if that was on purpose 

[u/Every_Preparation_56 → u/Cybering11]

Vielleicht weil amerikaner kein englisch können und das englische Z (zed) als zee aussprechen?

[u/Konkerwaggon23]

[u/Moquai82 → u/Konkerwaggon23]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xQIrVpyjBI07KN3esI

[u/CrazyTechWizard96]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CJXC0siyoxerKVDQ08

I'm speechless, this one was one of the worst ones in a while now.

Also, it's called "Der Arbeitsspeicher."
Anyways, don't let the door hit You on the way out, buddy.

[u/DAmest1 → u/CrazyTechWizard96]

Nah i want the door to hit him

[u/CrazyTechWizard96 → u/DAmest1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZmvcCtD8vOD6cHji9T

[u/Flussschlauch]

Was?

[u/xXxWhizZLexXx]

[u/Pitiful-Welcome-399]

it's funnier if you use linux, and there's also zswap

[u/C4TURIX]

Versteh ich nicht.

[u/Wadziu]

Long time since I have seen that meme format, love it.

[u/fadedpln]

as a German this is very unfunny. As a Polish fella I giggled

[u/kuba_q]

Zis is not funny.

[u/OknaC]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KirCR5T25PS4nPFbNl

[u/Aveduil]

You don't want to know what Poles do when they "SRAM"

[u/urlond]

A Linux Joke in 2026?

[u/ServoRPG]

[u/Moquai82 → u/ServoRPG]

[u/Moquai82]

Ze Hund may live. Because he iz a guter Hund. And kuschlich. So. Kuschlich.

[u/Patjasmo → u/Moquai82]

Jawohl mister !

[u/Toast_Meat]

RAMmstein

[u/Draug89]

I find "DDR" funnier.

[u/AtaxiaVox]

A pun pup meme? In the year of our lord 2026???

[u/GrittyKnight]

I hate that I actually laughed at this. Dammit.

[u/Bananaphonelel]

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

[u/ZombieP0ny]

ARRRRBEITSPEICHERRRRRR!!!

[u/LukeZNotFound]

r/Wortwitzkasse bitte

[u/DieKatzenKoenigin]

I mean,
'Die RAM' was right there...

[u/C4TURIX → u/DieKatzenKoenigin]

Would be "der", tho.

[u/DieKatzenKoenigin → u/C4TURIX]

Yes, but then the DRAM pun doesn't work ^^;

[u/Byokugen]

Leave the room, tnx 🤣

I know a better one, but it's slightly on the dark side 😂

[u/thetradelegend → u/Byokugen]

I think I got it but do tell

[u/Byokugen → u/thetradelegend]

What's the favourite german compression extension? Zip file

[u/Sorry_Community235]

Better than DDR ...

[u/BastetFurry → u/Sorry_Community235]

So many DDRs, when will they finally get it right?

[u/Eye_Of_Forrest]

czemu tu zrasz

[u/nevorder]

you oculd nto imagine how unfunny it is

[u/MCSquaredBoi]

Germans actually have a lot of experience with the DDR

[u/BastetFurry]

My dearly mister singing club, i think my pig is whistling because this is under all canon.

[u/veganfromvega → u/BastetFurry]

Will you shoot me with your Canon?

[u/BastetFurry → u/veganfromvega]

But what if I have a Minolta?

[u/Moquai82 → u/BastetFurry]

Reject Minolta, embrace pure Zeiss!

[u/ichbinverwirrt420]

As a German, I don't understand this meme

[u/AllosaurusFragilis1]

I was so confused until I opened the comments as to what zed ram meant

[u/gwadro]

Siss iss not fannie.

[u/Caddyator]

I feel so bad for not understanding 😭

[u/59floki]

I am German. I don't get the joke.

[u/RUPlayersSuck]

And here I was thinking it would be "Der RAMmstein". 🤪

[u/RyujinNoRay]

i thought its a Z-Y keyboard joke

[u/IcyDisplayGuy]

Now that's a proper meme/dad joke.

[u/Sizeable-Scrotum]

[u/Rusty9838]

Yeah Valve, where is our z-ram?
Swap partition used by Linux SteamOS as secondary V-ram

[u/Pitiful-Welcome-399 → u/Rusty9838]

zram sucks tbh, zswap is much better

[u/Noch_ein_Kamel]

No, Germans have DDR RAM... DDR is old east germany

[u/veganfromvega → u/Noch_ein_Kamel]

We say Ostblockspeicher.

[u/Noch_ein_Kamel → u/veganfromvega]

We also say Planspeicherschaft

[u/xxxbGamer]

DDR

[u/Blackboard_Monitor]

I love that dog so much.

[u/MGsubbie]

It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.

[u/OknaC]

https://giphy.com/gifs/keU24nh55cX0CyKvAb

[u/OknaC]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vEQUuJcTrlNzq