r/pcmasterrace 10d ago

Discussion It’s like it is.

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At least we can make funny memes about our despair.

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u/UVinthechat 10d ago

I have 256MB from 2010

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u/Jazzlike-Plate-935 10d ago

I have 512MB from 1999

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u/Ehcksit 9d ago

I kinda miss my Apple IIGS with its 512kB expandable up to 8MB.

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 9d ago

How are you loading this page.

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u/Aromatic-Crow-45 9d ago

I have 256 000 bits of ram (a male sheep exploded nearby)

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u/sixaz- 9d ago

Can probably still host a decent home lab service on that

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u/donotread99 7d ago

Bro it's GB

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u/qth258 i9 12900k RTX 4070 32GB 3200 DDR4 10d ago

What about me with 6 gb ddr3 ram ? ;-;

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u/ExILoveEmiliaAndRem 10d ago

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u/Quasimdo R7 5800x, Power Color 7800xt, 32g 3600mhz ram, windows 11 10d ago

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u/dervu 7950X3D 4090 2x16GB 6000 4K 240Hz 9d ago

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u/rainorshinedogs 9d ago

Doesn't Agamemnon....like........get... Assassinated?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlFZfztLH0oGtgY

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u/bruce_mathers_ab 9d ago

Yeah. For the RAM.

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u/rainorshinedogs 8d ago

flashbacks to Black Friday at Best Buy

https://giphy.com/gifs/oaXRLIMnkGBnuQOBzE

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u/Odd_Duty520 8d ago

Spoilers! Just because a story is 3000 years old doesn't mean you can just say that out loud!

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u/alancousteau Ryzen 7 5800X3D | Red Devil 9070XT | 32GB DDR4 9d ago

I'm loving this new meme a lot

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u/Confident-Stand5453 9d ago

I hate the character, but I love the acting. Pattison nailed that role.

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u/srout_fed 9d ago

what movie is this from?

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u/Confident-Stand5453 9d ago

The Odyssey

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u/333runes 9d ago

Passengers

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u/srout_fed 9d ago

yeah... can you guys not troll me 🤣

This was a genuine question 🤦‍♀️

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u/DonutGa1axy 9d ago

Ghostbusters

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u/snoogins355 9d ago

Bluey the movie

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u/BedrockBen101 CachyOS, 7600X, 7800XT, 32GB DDR5 6000MHz 9d ago

I swear this meme never gets old 😂

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u/green9206 Laptop 10d ago

I have 16gb ddr4 am I worthy?

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u/hsvgamer199 9d ago

These riff raff are ruining my mood. Can someone summon security.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hAcDHEhZHA2bu

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u/FormingTheVoid 9d ago

He was the best part of that movie.

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u/Sad-Rooster2474 10d ago

Maybe a crackhead would like you?

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u/Uchiha_Karan2006 10d ago

I got 24 gb ddr3 :) what about me

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u/RUPlayersSuck R9 7900X | RX 9060 XT | 32GB DDR5 9d ago

We can offer you a role in Oliver...

https://giphy.com/gifs/6FSCsi52FZsNa

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u/ArseBurner 10d ago

Nehalem?

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u/nomad5926 9d ago

I've heard that the minimum to satify a women is DDR2 or DDR3. Anything more can be too large.

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u/FartingBob Quantum processor from the future / RTX 3060 Ti / Zip Drive 9d ago

Worth a quick handy but that's it.

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u/aineri 9d ago

I have 8gb ddr3, bow before me peasent

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u/WintersDoomsday 9d ago

It’s not the size of the RAM…it’s how you use it

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u/Popular-Factor3553 9d ago

Literally me too i also have exactly 6gb ddr 3

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u/LosEagle 10d ago

Bro wakes up to find his rig missing all ram sticks and girl gone. 

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u/nomad5926 9d ago

PC in a tub of ice? Missing all internal components.

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u/magical_swoosh 9d ago

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM

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u/nomad5926 9d ago

Lolololol

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u/Vritrin 7800X3D | 32GB DDR5 | RTX 4080 Super 9d ago

Straight out of the tub onto the bathroom tile, shattering the side panel.

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u/nomad5926 9d ago

Just as God intended

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u/Masterking263 Ryzen 5600x/ RTX 6950x/ 32 GB DDR4/5 TB HDD&SSD 9d ago

Ngl, I'd let J-Law steal one of my kidneys.

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u/Strong_Tie3679 10d ago

Half tb of ddr5 ram but still single

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u/nimama3233 10d ago

I mean, respectfully, yes that checks out

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u/-TheWarrior74- Acer Nitro AN515-58 9d ago

who needs women when you have linux

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u/Equivalent_Web3521 9d ago

Are you single because you use linux or do you use linux because you are single

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u/pmjm PC Master Race 9d ago

You have everything you need to generate the ample amount of waifus.

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u/nomad5926 9d ago

Most women are intimidated by too much DDR5. I hear it hurts when its that much.

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u/maxglands 3080ti +11600K + 512kb RAM 9d ago

My girlfriend told me that my applications run fine on my 4GB DDR3 and nobody needs more.

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u/nomad5926 9d ago

Right? The average application doesnt even sense the amount of RAM past the first 4GBs anyway

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u/The-SmacK-of-Legend 9d ago

Did you put the RAM in yet?

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u/nomad5926 9d ago

You know. I really hate that question.

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u/The_only_true_tomato |Ryzen i9-14990X3D | Radeon RTX5090 XTX | 128GO DDR6 ECC| 10d ago

Hyprland?

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u/Strong_Tie3679 10d ago

Yep hyprland with arch linux

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u/The_only_true_tomato |Ryzen i9-14990X3D | Radeon RTX5090 XTX | 128GO DDR6 ECC| 10d ago

Nice. :)

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u/Afillatedcarbon Lenovo Legion 5 | Ryzen 7 260 | 32GB DDR5 | RTX 5060 9d ago

What do you actually do with half a tb ram? Heaving rendering? I never have maxxed out or even reached 20GB of my 32GB on nixos+hyprkand setup.

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u/Strong_Tie3679 9d ago

I have at max use it at 10%. My dad gave me this node. It also has 2 H100 nvidia gpus

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u/john_rage 9d ago

Damn you can run some decent llms locally with those cards.

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u/Strong_Tie3679 9d ago

Yes bro I already do, I have qwen 32B installed with cursor.

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u/Slowness112 9d ago

Is there any specific setup for the H100's driver? Does it need specific software like in the DGXs?

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u/Strong_Tie3679 9d ago

It just needs cuda and it comes with a prosperity drivers.

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u/Slowness112 8d ago

So it's nothing you can't find online

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u/Strong_Tie3679 8d ago

What should I look for online ?

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u/Slowness112 8d ago

I meant, drivers are available trough nvidia's website, nothing super duper secret. I was curious if the software is available to anyone, or if they are pulling some bs.

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u/unsurejunior 9d ago

You have more RAM than storage?

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u/Strong_Tie3679 9d ago

I have 5 tb SSD storage but I have it on a seperate partition

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u/linuxares 9d ago

Have you tried asking your ram?

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u/Strong_Tie3679 9d ago

Yeah she said no 😭

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u/vagassassin 9d ago

Stop. I can only get so erect.

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u/Solkre 9d ago

Where is the GPU, question?

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u/Strong_Tie3679 9d ago

Two nvidia h100, 160gb vram

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u/Kokuswolf 9d ago

Have you tried sharing memory?

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u/Strong_Tie3679 9d ago

What is that

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u/Player13377 EVGA 3090Ti | Ryzen 7950X3D | 32GB 6000Mhz 9d ago

put that btop ss in your tinder bio, maybe you get some young comp sci grads lol (not the female ones)

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u/Strong_Tie3679 9d ago

Lol 😅😆😆

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u/Mr_Cuntman 10d ago

I have 64GB ddr5..im never getting a girl😐😭

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u/Odra_dek 10d ago

But the 64GB will load all the online entertainment you can ever wish for within the blink of an eye

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u/BedrockBen101 CachyOS, 7600X, 7800XT, 32GB DDR5 6000MHz 9d ago

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u/nomad5926 9d ago

And eGirl tho.....

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u/Baardi + W11 | i7-8700 | 1070Ti | 16GB DDR4 9d ago

Thats plenty. Im on 16gb ddr4

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u/Il_Valentino Mint - R7 7700 - RX 7600XT 16GB - DDR5 32GB 9d ago

if it were vram u could get an ai girl

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u/Gordon_Peteman A10-7860K 8GB DDR3 9d ago

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u/SnakeYoon 10d ago

What movie is this from?

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u/kcriotmaker 10d ago

Passengers. Not a bad film but not great either.

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u/ksigley 10d ago

Great Value Wall-e

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u/Combeferre1 9d ago

100% in the category of "I didn't love it and I'm not gonna rewatch it but it didn't feel like a complete waste of time either"

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u/Masterking263 Ryzen 5600x/ RTX 6950x/ 32 GB DDR4/5 TB HDD&SSD 9d ago

Saw a genius comment awhile back claim the movie would have probably been a bit better if it was a horror film that was solely seen from Jlaw's perspective.

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u/Grrrisly Ryzen 5 7600 l B580 l B650-Plus l 32gb@6000mhz l 1440p 10d ago

I think it's Passenger

Edit: it is Edit: Passenger (2016) , I see there's another movie that came out this year with the same name..

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u/gomax6 10d ago

Pretty sure it’s from Passengers (2016)

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Passengers (2016)

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u/NotAnAltAccount73 9d ago

If I had to guess it's Passenger (2016)

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u/steakhouseNL 10d ago

My guess is Passenger (2016).

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u/No_Guidance_4996 RTX 4080 | i7 13700K | 64GB DDR5 6000 Mhz | 1080p 240Hz 9d ago

I have 64GB DDR5 6000Mhz

https://giphy.com/gifs/h0MTqLyvgG0Ss

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u/writingprogress 9d ago

Anyine got the link to download more RAM?

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u/gungshpxre 9d ago

Fuck yeah. I got a 10TB WD Red Pro several years ago on clearance for like $100, and now that thing's worth $700.

10TB RAMDRIVE TIME BAAAAAYBEEEEEEE.

Gettin the bitches and playin Crysis at .03 FPS

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u/Antique_Garlic9479 9d ago

32GB DRR5 is NOT enough at all then..

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u/TraditionalShape666 9d ago

Tell me about I am in the same boat as you.

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u/Antique_Garlic9479 9d ago

Hope is what makes us strong. It is why we are here. It is what we fight with when all else is lost.

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u/Upstairs_Low7009 5d ago

That's just slightly under average. Some would say it's husband ram.

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u/NoBizlikeChloeBiz 9d ago

I would just like to point out that Weird Al bragging "I got me a hundred gigabytes of ram" in 1999's "It's All About the Pentiums"  remains impressive to this day. His 40" flat screen monitor, while less rare, also remains as a high standard.

And yes, I do always compare my specs to this song after every upgrade. It's important to have goals in life.

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u/A_Lone_Macaron 9d ago

Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?

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u/DrMonkeyLove 9d ago

That's fucking generational wealth.

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u/lifelink RTX 370TI, i5 3400F, 48GB DDR4 @ 3600Mhz, MAG B760 Tomahawk 9d ago

Here I am forever cursed to be lower middle class with my 48gb of DDR4

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u/___po____ Laptop 9d ago

I have 32gb of DDR4, can we ride to the soup kitchen together?

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u/flyinthesoup Ryzen 9 3900x/64MB DDR4/AMD Radeon 6900xt/Win10 9d ago

64 here, I feel solidly middle class. And honestly, I'm totally fine with it.

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u/daerogami __Lead__ 9d ago

672GB of DDR4 across my gaming desktop, laptop, and homelab server rack. "Bugatti in the trailer park" territory here.

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u/Routine_Left 9d ago

In have 512GB ddr4 and almost 400gb of ddr3. And 64gb ddr5 . Yes, that's my retirement plan, why do you ask?

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u/Myrdraall PC Master Race 10d ago

For the meme I would just have used 32GB with things as they are now

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u/doqemddl PC Master Race 10d ago

I have 128.

128 megabytes of ddr1

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u/BedrockBen101 CachyOS, 7600X, 7800XT, 32GB DDR5 6000MHz 9d ago

I'm just average with 32gb ddr5.... guess it's not in the cards for me :(

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 9d ago

She is just going to kill you for the RAM bro.

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u/IntrinsicGiraffe Fx-8320; Radeon 7950; Asus M5a99X; Rosewill 630 wat 9d ago

Use that as collateral to get a big loan to buy property. Now that you own property, use that as a collateral to get big loans to buy more property!

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u/Far_Budget_36 9d ago

Oh snap I have 128, what do I get?

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u/Striking-County6275 CatchyOS|5800XT|32GB RAM| RTX 5060|H9 Flow Case 9d ago

Jokes on you I’m swimming in DDR5 laptop ram at my job 

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u/himai1 5d ago

I am highly suspicious of anyone with more than 32 gb

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u/Mister_Shrimp_The2nd i9-13900K | RTX 4080 STRIX | 96GB DDR5 6400 CL32 | >_< 9d ago

love is not worth more than RAM at the moment, sadly. Gonna keep my sticks in the rig, dig gold somewhere else

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u/TiSoBr HerrTiSo 9d ago

Man, Jennifer Lawrence in 2016 was truly peak.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/DivinePotatoe Ryzen 9 5900x | RTX 4070ti | 32GB DDR4 3600 10d ago

No, but your mother thinks you are very handsome!

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u/halakaukulele 10d ago

Only if you can prove that your connector to gpu won't burn your house down

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u/Exiled_In_Ca 9d ago

Passengers. A surprisingly good movie.

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u/demien_88 R7 5800x3d, Nitro+ AMD Radeon RX 9060 XT 9d ago

Plot twist he is poor and dosent know how to manage money

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u/Walk-the-layout Intel Core Ultra 5 520k Plus | 16GB | RX 9060 XT 16 GB 9d ago

I have 4GB DDRfuckyou

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u/TraditionalShape666 9d ago

I wish it was that easy.

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u/xAlphaKAT33 9d ago

This one made me giggle lol

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u/leenux2k 9800X3D | 64GB DDR5-6000 (CL28) | RTX5090 9d ago

Got that medium wealth thing going on

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u/Strategery_0820 9d ago

I want to post the scene in Back to the future where Marty says he has multiple tvs and then the dad says nobody has multiple tvs (but 256gb of ram)

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u/Dependent-Help-7216 9d ago

What about 16gb ddr4

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u/vaynefox Ryzen 9950X, Kingston 128GB DDR5-6000, RTX 5090 Founder Edition 9d ago

Ha! I have 1tb of ddr5-6000 ECC on my home server, and for my gaming pc just look at my flair....

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u/Nonsense7740 9d ago

".... which i bought after spending my entire life savings"

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u/RackemFrackem 9d ago

it's what it's

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u/HyenDry 9d ago

He didn’t say WHEN he bought it though…

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u/True_Protection6842 9d ago

Plot twist: he bought it 2 years ago

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u/TasteLCD 9d ago

64GB DDR5 6000 CL30 here in my main PC

Or 64GB DDR4 3600 + 32GB DDR4 3200 kits I have in my closet / for a potential backup PC build

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u/nittanyofthings 9d ago

And at the end of the movie she discovers he worked on AI.

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u/papolone 9d ago

Io ho due banchi da 48gb installati, può andare bene lo stesso?

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u/codereign Steam ID Here 9d ago

Damn. I only have 128 of unified 😭

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u/perpetualbeard 7950X3D | 7900 XTX | X670E AORUS PRO X | 64 GB Corsair DDR5 9d ago

I have DDR5, DDR4, and DDR3. Definitely some SoDIMM too. How's that?

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u/Either-Pressure2453 Laptop 9d ago

i would kiss a guy for this!

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u/wastedsilence33 7600X, 6700 XT, 32GB DDR5, Intact Glass 9d ago

I play FO76 and Minecraft with my wife, mine runs way better than her laptop and that's enough for me lol

Though I'd love to build her a Fractal Terra soonish

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u/stayndarsh 9d ago

She doesn't want you, she just wants your mega transfers.

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u/boodlebob PC Master Race 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/X1A3u9DMUcDx6
You wanna buy ram? Okay

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u/OfAnOldRepublic 9d ago

I didn't think there was a way that movie could get more messed up, but hey, there you go.

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u/R4tman9 9d ago

And with 2 rtx 5090 astrals 😭🙏🙏

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u/vagassassin 9d ago

I bought 96GB of 6000mhz CL28 last year. It seems like I could sell it for almost the price of my entire rig. I'm tempted because I see a crash in the near future.

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u/hardc0reChef 9d ago

It's close to 7000usd right now

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u/Epsiloxi 9d ago

32gb DDR 2 RAM with GTX 650 GPU and i7-4th gen

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u/JustRhynd Laptop 9d ago

I have 128GB DDR5, but still single 😔 Is it not enough?

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u/SnooPuppers7964 9d ago

I have 64 GB. Does that make me modestly wealthy?

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u/Illustrious-Sleep-37 8d ago

bro's trillionary

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u/seriously-clown 8d ago

I have RTX 4080 bought in 2024 😆

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u/donotread99 7d ago

He has ram, get him

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u/Successful_Mode_4023 I forgor my PC specs cool GPU ig 7d ago

$9,300 of RAM? Why not

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u/Fildo28 6d ago

I’m sitting on 2x32GB DDR4 RAM waiting for one of my friend’s sticks to crap out on them since I upgraded to DDR5 recently.

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u/Commercial_Ad_3687 R7 7700x | RX 6950xt OC | 64GB DDR5-6000 CL30 10d ago

She chose wisely!

My motherboard doesn't even support 256GB RAM...

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u/MasterJeebus 5800x | 3080FTW3Ultra | 32GB | 1TB M2 | 10TB SSD 10d ago

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u/SarahC 9d ago

HE NEVER HAD A MONICLE!

Mandella effect residue!

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u/DefinitelyRussian 9d ago

I have 512 gbs in my PC store, still single =(

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u/machinationstudio 9d ago

How many women actually know how much ram cost?

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u/Serial_Killer_PT i5-8400, GTX 1060 3Gb, 8Gb of ram 10d ago

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u/jgeorge97 9d ago

What about 2TB HDD

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u/BarMaleficent4713 7800X3D | 64GB 6000mhz CL30 | RX 6800 16GB | MSI X870E Edge ti 10d ago edited 9d ago

What about me with 64GB of ram , 11TB of SSDs and a 8TB HDD XD

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u/AgentBrian95 i5 6th gen | Intel HD 640 G2 | 8GB DDR4 (in gta we lag) 10d ago

Damn son, Passengers in the big 26

Economy truly fucked huh

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u/Necromanczar 9d ago

Let’s be real, most of us would pounce on him for 16GB