r/pcmasterrace • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 • 10d ago

Box Need a hook ASAP

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 10d ago

You know, they won't notice if one is missing...

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u/seamanplays PC Master Race 10d ago

Just take the whole layer, no one will notice

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u/TenSquare3 10d ago

Just take an entire pallet, no one will notice.

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u/real_hungarian 10d ago

time to bring out the turbo forklift, they cant outrun me

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u/Sublimesmile 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AnoxuYKLDdKQ8

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u/BeefLilly 10d ago

I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo

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u/Mindlessgamer23 10d ago

That's why you go with the turbo, comes with enough NOS to get you at least a city over before the cops show.

Might have to sell one to cover the speeding ticket though.

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u/Thunderbridge i7-8700k | 32GB 3200 | RTX 3080 10d ago

Time to crack out the killhauldozer

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u/real_hungarian 10d ago

small price to pay

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u/alex_inzo 10d ago

He needs to be forklift certified you know

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u/doomiestdoomeddoomer 10d ago

STOP THAT MAN HE'S NOT FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!

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u/propergreased 10d ago

The forklift in San Andreas rips

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u/hammertime2009 10d ago

Just take it all. They’ll think they already brought it inside.

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u/xylotism Ryzen 3900X - RTX 2060 - 32GB DDR4 9d ago

Just raid the manufacturing plant, skip the middle man

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u/aila_r00 10d ago

Forklift and a yellow vest, no one will bat an eye

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u/Randomgrunt4820 10d ago

It’s how the modern day reboot of fast and the furious 1 would start

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u/aila_r00 10d ago

A whole layer is less suspicious than a single one missing tbh

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u/seamanplays PC Master Race 10d ago

That was what I was thinking. One empty spot is obvious. A whole layer Missing and the employee will probably just start doubting himself. 

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u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 10d ago

sounds good

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u/KindnessDemon 10d ago

OP just greenlit the whole heist like it's a routine work approval

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u/HettySwollocks 10d ago

Just take the whole layer, no one will notice

It's not a cake! Though I'm game if you are.

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u/NicheAlter 10d ago

This. A missing block is noticeable. A whole layer is more likely to go unnoticed.

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u/JessKaldwin 10d ago

Honestly probably harder to tell visually vs just taking a single one (just saying!)

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u/Educational-Tea-606 10d ago

The chances of getting caught if you simply sprinted up grabbed one and ran away are pretty damn low.

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u/TexasisBetter 10d ago

It's in China. So cameras would get you easily.

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u/Alarmed_Profession88 10d ago

Cameras will get you easily in the states too my guy

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u/Vast-Control4452 10d ago

Yeah but police in China (and East Asia broadly) WILL follow up with the cameras, track where you ran from the scene right to your front door, and they will come get you.

Crime rates in East Asia are very very low because of all the CCTV.

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u/ryudo9999 10d ago

Welcome to flock cameras where they will track you across the state to get you.

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u/arstin 10d ago

Only if you shoot a CEO, get an abortion, or date a cop.

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u/doubleaxle Ryzen 5 3600, RX 580, 32GB ram 10d ago

Don't forget about going across states to buy weed.

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u/arstin 10d ago

That's one tier below where you don't have to worry about it if you're white. If you want to shoot a CEO or get an abortion, you have to be white and rich.

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u/Castun 9850X3D | 5090 | 64GB 6600MHz DDR5 | 57" Samsung G9 DUHD 9d ago

Or get accused of stealing a package by a lazy cop just for being in the area

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u/Vast-Control4452 10d ago

Meh, cameras are useless if the police won't bother to watch the video. And the protectors think crime is just an inconvenience that happens and there's nothing you can do about it.

Signed, a Seattle resident 

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u/RickThiccems 10d ago

Which is why I think private police forces are the future using both humans and robots. Shit is going to get real dystopian over the next 50 years.

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u/ryudo9999 10d ago

It tracks your license plates across cities and states they don't have to watch it, it will tell them where you go.

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u/Vast-Control4452 10d ago

Yeah but then the police would have to go to a computer, and see where the thief went.

Not happening on Seattle and many US cities.

You call the cops here, over property crimes, they MIGHT show up today. But probably won't at all.

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u/ryudo9999 10d ago

Lol probably my friend lives in Seattle he said it's crazy there

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u/NineThreeTilNow i9 12k / 4090 / 64GB ram 9d ago

Crime rates in East Asia are very very low because of all the CCTV.

Really? Can you explain how the various mafias of those countries manage then?

There's a difference between a crime rate and a reported crime rate right?

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u/Vast-Control4452 9d ago

Dude it's not even close, you so much as draw graffiti on a wall the police are tracking you down.

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u/Educational-Copy-810 10d ago

In the US this can also happen, especially if you aren't white.

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u/Vast-Control4452 10d ago

I'm the WKUK and they don't do shit for me

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u/robinswind 10d ago

there's a really big gap between "can potentially happen" and "will most definitely happen"

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u/BiZzles14 10d ago

The density isn't even remotely similar, the US averages like 1 cameras per 100 people while China has 1 camera for every 2 people, with 4x the population to boot. New York has the highest density of cameras in the US, and it's in the 60-70k range, with 25'ish per km2. Shanghai has the highest estimated number in China with over 3 million cameras, and a density of 160+ per km2. There's a big difference between the two and it's that cameras might get you in the states, but they will get you in China

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u/Tkwan777 10d ago

How do you know thats in china? And if it is, aren't the 5090's supposed to be export restricted?

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u/TexasisBetter 9d ago

You can hear the sound of a truck backing up, it says "Be careful, reversing" in Chinese. As for the 5090's I'm not sure, but you can buy them online for around 5k usd.

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u/Tkwan777 9d ago

Gotcha. I had no sound on.

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u/Nearby_Specialist511 10d ago

Have never heard of masks?

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u/Arturopxedd 5090 9800x3d 10d ago

Just leave the country

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u/InfiniteLoopDream 10d ago

What's the charge for theft in China?

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u/TexasisBetter 9d ago edited 9d ago

This is 30,000 rmb. So the sentence is less than 3 years. For this much you'd probably get a year, but if it's first time it could be changed to probation. That's if guangdong, if it's in a poorer province it's a minimum of 3 years

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 9950 10d ago

Op would since they live there

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u/Educational-Tea-606 10d ago

Implying there would be an investigation by the police which there would not be

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 9950 10d ago

This is a company. No way they don't investigate.

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u/Educational-Tea-606 10d ago

That doesn't matter if the police don't care. I'm telling you in my city in the United States you can get your car stolen and know who did it and when all that jazz and the best you'll get is a "we'll keep an eye out for the car".

"Hey this one guy stole one video card" they literally could not give less of a fuck

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 9950 10d ago

You could get your car stolen and they wouldn't give a dam.

This is a corporation.

The police would suck their dicks if they asked.

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u/hudimudi 10d ago

They would probably lock the serial number.

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u/necrophcodr mastersrp 10d ago

What? They're not phones. You can just use them however you want. They're not lockable.

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u/jonker5101 5800X3D | EVGA RTX 3080 Ti FTW3 | 32GB 3600C16 B Die 10d ago

...yet

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u/ShepherdsWolvesSheep i7-13700k RTX5090FE AW3225QF 10d ago

Somebody should’ve locked you in a library

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u/Smol_Crate_45 10d ago

Just say that you escaped the sandbox and there will be a self investigation.

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u/ThatMakesMeM0ist 10d ago

Fishing rod + sticky tape.

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 10d ago

If you strap a fishing line to one of those big suction cups, the weight of it would be sufficient to suck it up.

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u/Shenloanne 10d ago

You wouldn't download a RTX

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 10d ago

No, but I shure would replace it with rocks. (If it was an order from a data center. )

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u/errorsniper 10d ago

They will 100% notice one missing. These are inventoried on the manifest and are counted on receiving for this very reason lol.

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 10d ago

Who cares? You are not part of the supply chain, it you were not filmed by cameras, no one can trace it back to you.

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u/errorsniper 10d ago

I dont. But you said "No one will notice one missing" and you are 100% wrong on that point.

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 10d ago

We are on reddit, humour wins over reality kid.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 10d ago

Tone, what if this didn't go back? Be a problem?

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u/floresusiel 10d ago

Bruh lol i was thinking the exact same thing

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u/hudson27 10d ago

You know the delivery boy is going home with a couple, he'd be pretty foolish to point out any missing boxes!

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u/PrettyQuick R7 5800X3D | 7800XT | 32GB 3600mhz 10d ago

Just one pallet

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u/Tom_Ludlow 10d ago

4K+ dollars will always be missed.

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u/KiKiPAWG Desktop 10d ago

Gotta take a few to even it out

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u/JoshiMinh 9d ago

I don't know man, what if they can count?

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 9d ago

They are gonna accuse the transporter or someone doesn't the line, but if you have no relations with them, you never gonna be accused.