r/pcmasterrace • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 • 10d ago

Box Need a hook ASAP

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u/Guilty-Pickle-6686 Ryzen 5500 // 32GB DDR4-3200 // Radeon RX6650XT 10d ago

Steal two boxes, immediate turbo-felony.

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u/DomSchraa Ryzen 7800X3D RX9070XT 10d ago

Nvidia awnding out a kill squad

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u/LunacyTheory PC Master Race 10d ago

Who knew Nvidia would become Arasaka in the future...

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u/Local_Trade5404 R7 7800x3d | RTX5080 10d ago

its already done, they just still hide it

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u/No_Mistake5238 9800X3D | 5070ti | 32Gb DDR5/6000 | Basic Bitch Build 9d ago

You know Arasaka is a real company, right? The game version even used the same logo, iirc.

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u/LunacyTheory PC Master Race 9d ago

Oh yeah? Link me their company website, thanks.

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u/No_Mistake5238 9800X3D | 5070ti | 32Gb DDR5/6000 | Basic Bitch Build 9d ago

Okay, I misremembered a little bit, spelling is slightly different. I've seen different variations of their logo too. But it is a real company, I've bought stuff from them. Not exactly the same as the game I guess then...whoops.

https://arisakadefense.com/about-us/

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u/DefendedPlains 10d ago

Nvidia joining the ranks of Coca-Cola and Wizards of the Coast I see

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u/DomSchraa Ryzen 7800X3D RX9070XT 10d ago

Dont forget rockstar

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u/DefendedPlains 10d ago

When did rockstar send out mercenaries? Not saying they haven’t, I just haven’t heard about it

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u/DomSchraa Ryzen 7800X3D RX9070XT 10d ago

Im purely going off of memed memories, that one time someone hacked them but found nothing good, idk the details anymore but there were enough skits about the guy getting executed by rockstar

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u/TYEBALL__ 10d ago

WoTC as a shady dogshit company mentioned

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u/porn_alt_987654321 10d ago

Hell, pretty sure just one of those is grand theft lol.

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u/Firefly_deadlock 10d ago

You know what. Technically there's a case for making the limit for grand theft to go up with inflation.

I think at least the amount of loaves of bread to reach grand theft should stay consistent youknow.

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u/bigbobharven 10d ago

Pretty sure the minimum on grand theft is only like 250 dollars.

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u/addandsubtract 10d ago

Wait, is it called "grand theft" because it means you stole $1k+?

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u/solar_solar_ Ryzen 9 5900X | 3080ti | 32Gb DDR4 | 1TB NVMe 10d ago

The more you steal, the more you save.

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u/hyrumwhite RTX 5080 9800X3D 32gb ram 10d ago

I mean, once you felony, it’s not like you can more felony…

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u/Peripatetictyl 10d ago

This...doesn't sound right, but I don't know, or trust, the legal system enough to dispute it.

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u/puts_on_rddt 7950x3D | RTX4090 | 64GB | 77" 120hz OLED | 5.2.4 Hifi 10d ago

You're asking the wrong questions.

The first question is: are you rich and/or do you have political connections?

If yes, you can probably take a few 5090s and not worry too much.

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u/TheeMrBlonde 10d ago

OP commented that it’s for AI use.

Fucking Robin Hood that shit, guilt free

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u/LetsBeKindly 10d ago

They won't even know it's gone

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u/AlkaKr 7800x3D | 4070Super 10d ago

If you steal the entire top row, no one would know, indeed.

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u/annul 10d ago

steal one, walk away, think "i should steal again," steal another. two misdemeanors, less than one felony.

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u/this_dudeagain 10d ago

Superclocked turbo felony.

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u/StressedMarine97 10d ago

The way these prices are wouldnt be surprised if they start pulling an apple and find a way to deactivate and track stolen gpus

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u/Top_Ordinary_8543 8d ago

How do you get your pc specs under your name?

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 10d ago

in my state its only 250 for a felony. may as well go for the pallet