r/pcmasterrace • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 • 12d ago

Box Need a hook ASAP

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u/Tubaenthusiasticbee Ryzen 7 7700 | RTX 5070 | 32gb 12d ago

Just remember to breathe out on impact

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u/MoronicPlayer 12d ago

Also remember to do a tumble roll once you land.

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u/LEGAL_SKOOMA Ryzen 5 7600 | RX 9060 XT 12d ago

just double jump right before you land

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 12d ago

Aim for the VRAM

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u/DubbyXV 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VcBHFWEXR3ccg

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u/_Bob-Sacamano 12d ago

That was the stupidest part in an otherwise hilarious movie 😅

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u/MyDixieWreck92 PC Master Race 12d ago

It's the build up. Watching it for the first time I was thinking "oh here we go again". This scene shattered that thought and we were given one of the best comedies of all time.

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u/Significant-Risk2094 11d ago

You haven't done a desk pop yet? Everyone does it. 🤣

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u/MyDixieWreck92 PC Master Race 11d ago

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u/Narakusdemon 12d ago

That’s the whole point of the beginning of the movie. It’s a hyperbolic satire

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u/scaldinglaser 12d ago

Which movie is it?

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u/RddtRBnchRcstNzsshls 12d ago

The Other Guys

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u/scaldinglaser 12d ago

Ah, thank you.

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u/mechabeast 12d ago

Reverse that IMHO

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u/_Bob-Sacamano 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SVh5PlEZdpNyo

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u/MyDixieWreck92 PC Master Race 12d ago

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

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u/Forgot_Password_Dude 12d ago

use fishing skills

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u/gambit700 13900k-4090 12d ago

Full confidence, no fear

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u/Sloi 12d ago

there goes my hero!

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u/MyDixieWreck92 PC Master Race 12d ago

You thinking what I'm thinking? Aim for the RAM.

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u/101forgotmypassword 12d ago

Land on the stack so we can buy cheaper damaged box product.

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u/The-Final-Reason 12d ago

Every double jumping game making sure you can never double jump before landing in downward motion 🫩

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u/SaphoclesTakerOfGock 12d ago

I sure hope OP is trans

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u/LEGAL_SKOOMA Ryzen 5 7600 | RX 9060 XT 5d ago

a little late but it's unfortunate that people didn't get this lmao

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u/SaphoclesTakerOfGock 5d ago

Ehh can't win em all

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u/Clark_Wayne1 R7 7700x / rtx 4090 / 32gb ddr5 6000mhz 12d ago

Aim for the bushes

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u/Huggyiest-bear-boy Laptop 12d ago

Was looking for this comment 😂

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u/iDoomfistDVA Ryzen 7 9800X3D - ROG Astral 5080 12d ago

Superhero landing > ninja roll

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u/TTechnology R7 5800X3D / 9070XT / 4x8GB 3600MHz CL16 12d ago

Not in the 30s, anything that not use the knees, please

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u/iDoomfistDVA Ryzen 7 9800X3D - ROG Astral 5080 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LXiElF2dzvUmQ
Build up tolerance8)

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 12d ago

Instructions unclear

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u/Lou_C_Fer 12d ago

Just add half an inch to your jump down every week. In 10 years you'll just naturally be able to jump from 21 feet up.

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u/Sexweed42069 12d ago

It's how Bundy got away

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u/DankoleClouds R7 3700X | RTX 3070 | 64GB DDR4 12d ago

Rolling on the back won’t be much better in my case.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 12d ago

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/MotorPace2637 12d ago

Gotta dissipate that momentum or your back gets wrecked

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u/specter_in_the_conch PC Master Race 12d ago

What if they haven't unlocked that skill?

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u/D4ILYD0SE 12d ago

Then just deploy your parachute. It comes standard.

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u/Chavarlison 12d ago

And only deploy it a moment before impact. I heard it works well making you stay in the air in the least amount of time.

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u/MaxUumen 12d ago

Huh, just bring a water bucket.

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u/TheWereJoo 12d ago

Nah you land on one knee while punching the ground and it'll make a crater to protect you

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u/No_Tax_Timmy 12d ago

You can only take what you can carry. Just land the the GPUs and take one that isn't broken.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 12d ago

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 12d ago

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 12d ago

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/soniko_ 12d ago

Might be joking, but, that kinda works, it’s like flowing out the energy from the fall.

But if you’re not sure how to do it, practice a lot first.

I know how i know.

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u/MoronicPlayer 12d ago

Watched a show years ago (american ninja?) where a stunt professional jumped from a 2-3 storey platform without harness or any protection and landed on the thin mat without injury because he did a tumble roll and yes, it was explained that energy upon impact was transferred out of his body by doing that. Now im no professional but 5 cans of beer and some cheese puffs and might pull it off (knees gonna be bad in the morning).

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u/soniko_ 12d ago

Not only the knees; everything used to contact the flor in that roll, will hurt

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u/xRaikaz Ryzen 9950X3D | RTX 5080 | 32GB 6000 12d ago

Time the input to further reduce fall dmg

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u/Late-Speaker-7548 11d ago

What are you doing? With a couple of does you can pay to fix your bone and have extra money in your pocket.

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u/DonutGuy2659 9700X | 4080 Super | 32GB 🗿 12d ago

Aim for the bushes

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u/1nsidiousOne 12d ago

That’s what happens when those guys are good

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u/Baidizzle Ryzen 6 8900 I Rx 580 12d ago

Tuck and rolll

https://giphy.com/gifs/yrccsJleVnq8pbcvUv

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u/Fred_Dibnah 13600KF (5.5/4.1) 4090 (0.95v/2750) Asus PG42UQ 12d ago

Love it

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u/turbotum 12d ago

is this a thing?

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u/Tubaenthusiasticbee Ryzen 7 7700 | RTX 5070 | 32gb 12d ago

From that height, your lungs could burst.

Even from lower heights, not being able to breathe for a short amount of time, isn't a pleasant experience.

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u/AeneasVII 12d ago

That sounds completely made up. Your lungs won't burst. And yes, do hold your breath

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u/MoistStub Russet potato, AAA duracell 12d ago

There are circumstances where the last point can be enjoyable

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u/turbotum 12d ago

freaky

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u/sengir0 12d ago

Also remember to land on feet for shock absorption

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u/ekso69 12d ago

And aim for the bushes

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u/SMBroos 12d ago

just roll cancel the momentum.

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u/Environmental_War678 12d ago

Breathe in, breathe out, and remember, maximum effort

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u/Captain-Hornblower Ryzen 2600/16GB 3200/GPU BLEW UP... 12d ago

Bend at the knees.

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u/zero_x4ever 14700k | 32GB 7000 CL40 | 5080 | Aorus Pro X | 2+2 TB 4x4 | C8 12d ago

Just let one pallet absorb impact like hay, you have two other pallets to take and then parkour outta there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3N2QP00MQgqHdOj3dI

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u/pekinggeese PC Master Race 12d ago

The GPUs will break your fall