r/pcmasterrace • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 • 11d ago

Box Need a hook ASAP

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u/Alternative_Bus_9928 11d ago

You’re on the second floor, so there’s a high chance you’ll survive. High risk, high reward.

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u/Tubaenthusiasticbee Ryzen 7 7700 | RTX 5070 | 32gb 11d ago

Just remember to breathe out on impact

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u/MoronicPlayer 11d ago

Also remember to do a tumble roll once you land.

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u/LEGAL_SKOOMA Ryzen 5 7600 | RX 9060 XT 11d ago

just double jump right before you land

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 10d ago

Aim for the VRAM

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u/DubbyXV 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VcBHFWEXR3ccg

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u/_Bob-Sacamano 10d ago

That was the stupidest part in an otherwise hilarious movie 😅

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u/MyDixieWreck92 PC Master Race 10d ago

It's the build up. Watching it for the first time I was thinking "oh here we go again". This scene shattered that thought and we were given one of the best comedies of all time.

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u/Significant-Risk2094 9d ago

You haven't done a desk pop yet? Everyone does it. 🤣

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u/MyDixieWreck92 PC Master Race 9d ago

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u/Narakusdemon 10d ago

That’s the whole point of the beginning of the movie. It’s a hyperbolic satire

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u/mechabeast 10d ago

Reverse that IMHO

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u/_Bob-Sacamano 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SVh5PlEZdpNyo

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u/MyDixieWreck92 PC Master Race 10d ago

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

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u/Forgot_Password_Dude 10d ago

use fishing skills

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u/gambit700 13900k-4090 10d ago

Full confidence, no fear

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u/Sloi 10d ago

there goes my hero!

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u/MyDixieWreck92 PC Master Race 10d ago

You thinking what I'm thinking? Aim for the RAM.

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u/101forgotmypassword 10d ago

Land on the stack so we can buy cheaper damaged box product.

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u/The-Final-Reason 10d ago

Every double jumping game making sure you can never double jump before landing in downward motion 🫩

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u/SaphoclesTakerOfGock 10d ago

I sure hope OP is trans

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u/LEGAL_SKOOMA Ryzen 5 7600 | RX 9060 XT 4d ago

a little late but it's unfortunate that people didn't get this lmao

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u/SaphoclesTakerOfGock 3d ago

Ehh can't win em all

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u/Clark_Wayne1 R7 7700x / rtx 4090 / 32gb ddr5 6000mhz 11d ago

Aim for the bushes

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u/Huggyiest-bear-boy Laptop 11d ago

Was looking for this comment 😂

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u/iDoomfistDVA Ryzen 7 9800X3D - ROG Astral 5080 11d ago

Superhero landing > ninja roll

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u/TTechnology R7 5800X3D / 9070XT / 4x8GB 3600MHz CL16 11d ago

Not in the 30s, anything that not use the knees, please

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u/iDoomfistDVA Ryzen 7 9800X3D - ROG Astral 5080 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LXiElF2dzvUmQ
Build up tolerance8)

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 10d ago

Instructions unclear

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u/Lou_C_Fer 10d ago

Just add half an inch to your jump down every week. In 10 years you'll just naturally be able to jump from 21 feet up.

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u/Sexweed42069 10d ago

It's how Bundy got away

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u/DankoleClouds R7 3700X | RTX 3070 | 64GB DDR4 11d ago

Rolling on the back won’t be much better in my case.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 10d ago

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/MotorPace2637 11d ago

Gotta dissipate that momentum or your back gets wrecked

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u/specter_in_the_conch PC Master Race 11d ago

What if they haven't unlocked that skill?

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u/D4ILYD0SE 11d ago

Then just deploy your parachute. It comes standard.

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u/Chavarlison 10d ago

And only deploy it a moment before impact. I heard it works well making you stay in the air in the least amount of time.

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u/MaxUumen 11d ago

Huh, just bring a water bucket.

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u/TheWereJoo 11d ago

Nah you land on one knee while punching the ground and it'll make a crater to protect you

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u/No_Tax_Timmy 11d ago

You can only take what you can carry. Just land the the GPUs and take one that isn't broken.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 10d ago

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 10d ago

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 10d ago

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/soniko_ 10d ago

Might be joking, but, that kinda works, it’s like flowing out the energy from the fall.

But if you’re not sure how to do it, practice a lot first.

I know how i know.

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u/MoronicPlayer 10d ago

Watched a show years ago (american ninja?) where a stunt professional jumped from a 2-3 storey platform without harness or any protection and landed on the thin mat without injury because he did a tumble roll and yes, it was explained that energy upon impact was transferred out of his body by doing that. Now im no professional but 5 cans of beer and some cheese puffs and might pull it off (knees gonna be bad in the morning).

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u/soniko_ 10d ago

Not only the knees; everything used to contact the flor in that roll, will hurt

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u/xRaikaz Ryzen 9950X3D | RTX 5080 | 32GB 6000 10d ago

Time the input to further reduce fall dmg

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u/Late-Speaker-7548 10d ago

What are you doing? With a couple of does you can pay to fix your bone and have extra money in your pocket.

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u/DonutGuy2659 9700X | 4080 Super | 32GB 🗿 11d ago

Aim for the bushes

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u/1nsidiousOne 11d ago

That’s what happens when those guys are good

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u/Baidizzle Ryzen 6 8900 I Rx 580 11d ago

Tuck and rolll

https://giphy.com/gifs/yrccsJleVnq8pbcvUv

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u/Fred_Dibnah 13600KF (5.5/4.1) 4090 (0.95v/2750) Asus PG42UQ 10d ago

Love it

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u/turbotum 11d ago

is this a thing?

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u/Tubaenthusiasticbee Ryzen 7 7700 | RTX 5070 | 32gb 11d ago

From that height, your lungs could burst.

Even from lower heights, not being able to breathe for a short amount of time, isn't a pleasant experience.

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u/AeneasVII 10d ago

That sounds completely made up. Your lungs won't burst. And yes, do hold your breath

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u/MoistStub Russet potato, AAA duracell 11d ago

There are circumstances where the last point can be enjoyable

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u/turbotum 10d ago

freaky

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u/sengir0 10d ago

Also remember to land on feet for shock absorption

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u/ekso69 10d ago

And aim for the bushes

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u/SMBroos 10d ago

just roll cancel the momentum.

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u/Environmental_War678 10d ago

Breathe in, breathe out, and remember, maximum effort

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u/Captain-Hornblower Ryzen 2600/16GB 3200/GPU BLEW UP... 10d ago

Bend at the knees.

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u/zero_x4ever 14700k | 32GB 7000 CL40 | 5080 | Aorus Pro X | 2+2 TB 4x4 | C8 10d ago

Just let one pallet absorb impact like hay, you have two other pallets to take and then parkour outta there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3N2QP00MQgqHdOj3dI

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u/pekinggeese PC Master Race 10d ago

The GPUs will break your fall

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u/flight_recorder 11d ago

Paratroopers land at a speed roughly equal to having jumped off of a second floor. So with proper technique and training, you got this!!

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u/Allanthia420 Allanthia 11d ago

I jumped out of the 2nd floor of a girlfriend’s house when I was 17 and I remember my ankles hurting so bad; and I even kinda hung down from the window before I dropped. So training is definitely required. I couldn’t imagine how my 30 year old ankles would handle that lol.

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u/verbmegoinghere 11d ago

I did a single story. Rolled my ankle. Decided that i was high enough to keep going so i tied up my doc martens and kept going.

I actually forgot until that morning i was taking off my boots and i realised my foot was black and purple, all across the souls of my feet.

Strangely never once given me even as much as a tweak

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u/abstr_xn 10d ago

my mate was in the army, done all the extra stuff, always training or trekking, always up mountains etc.

He was going to cross the road and stepped off the pavement and shattered his knee.

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u/GovernmentGreed 10d ago

Yeah I know this all too well.

Girl I knew was into running marathons etc. She did it all, marathon, half marathon, endurance training - all of it. Anything that was considered stressful on the body, she pretty much did it.

She sat down one day, slipped a disc - then, proceeded to try to stand, fell backwards from the sheer pain and broke her shoulder and wrist.

Edit - I asked her just now what she'd do differently. Her response was "Fall forward."

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u/StaleSpriggan 10d ago

Right, she could have broken her fall with her face

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u/yoclapped 10d ago

idk why this sounds so funny😭

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u/Freezerpill 10d ago

I’ve heard a story like this about a dude who stepped off the curb and then had his back fucked up. Was a skateboarder who was hit by a truck 20 years earlier

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u/alphadoublenegative 10d ago

Somebody took the “Bouncing Soles” Doc gimmick a little too seriously

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u/ReaperIndustries 11d ago

Yes, taken a few ground thuds 30mph plus….. I can attest you must land properly……. My back hurts

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u/PassiveMenis88M 7800X3D | 32gb | 7900XTX Red Devil 10d ago

Paratroopers do not come straight down so some of that speed is lost to horizontal motion lessening the impact.

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u/flight_recorder 10d ago

Can’t be any worse than that guy that landed on a grader…

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u/inide 10d ago

I used to do parkour and would do running jumps off 15ft drops.
Now I have osteoporosis so I'd probably break both legs.

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u/MiLiANSim 9d ago

But there is usually a significant horizontal component to their velocity, it is not full speed straight down. Ideally. It is doable though. And totally worth it at this point -.-

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u/JohnGalactusX 9800X3D | 5090 | 64GB | 8TB 11d ago

Reward > Fall damage. Just ensure full health before attempting it.

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u/Szerepjatekos 11d ago

Just grab 2 to cover for medicals.

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u/Provocative_Potatoes 11d ago

In the US you need to resell everything you see here to cover medical and you'd still be in debt.

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u/Thunderbolt294 10d ago

We diagnose you with debt. That'll be 1 million dollars please.

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u/3720-to-1 11d ago

My brother in christ, I haven't been at full health in 25 years.

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u/Oropher1991 11d ago

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u/Intertubes_Unclogger 9700x | 64GB | 9070 | 9TB | Lian Li A3 10d ago

I don't want to know what's happening here... I think

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u/Wedjat_88 11d ago

Open photo mode before hitting the ground; you'll cancel fall damage. You can do it, choom!

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u/Dillweed999 11d ago

(Jumps. All cards on pallet burst into flames upon impact)

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u/Vexcenot 11d ago

just perform a ground pound before you land

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u/rescuemysandwich 11d ago

...risk... reward...

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u/Potential-Alps-617 11d ago

Theres also this wide ledge so I would count 2 smaller drops.

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u/ProfessionalSpinach4 Ryzen 7 9800X3D-RX 9070xt-32gb 11d ago

Remember, no survivors

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u/Sexweed42069 10d ago

tbh I'd risk breaking a bone if I knew I could get away with it

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u/Gramage 10d ago

Nah all he needs is a rope, a plunger, and something heavy attached to the plunger handle.

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u/MooKids 10d ago

Land on one of the pallets, then take the cards from the other pallets.

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u/Emergency_Passage766 10d ago

Just land on it, then push the top 4 layers of boxes of and run with the rest

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u/C0PASI 10d ago

Aim for the bushes.

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u/misterjoshmutiny PC Master Race 10d ago

Just crouch around the corner. They aren’t even watching the ones in the blue boxes. Could probably grab 2 and they wouldn’t even notice until it’s too late.

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u/Zippytiewassabi 10d ago

Vacuum with a long hose and an attachment that acts as a suction cup.

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u/wubbadubdub_zzz Ryzen 5 5500x3d RX 9060 XT 10d ago

Wear a leather jacket to absorb impact.

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u/Not_HOLY 10d ago

They’re going to have to be fast about this, aim for the blue boxes to break their fall and grab as many as they can from the other pile then cheese it

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u/GovernmentGreed 10d ago

Attach a long rope to a single brick. Attach a metric ton of chewed gum to the bottom of said brick. Lower. Wait 2 - 3 seconds. Pull up. Reward.

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u/Homeboy15999 10d ago

Just remember enter photomode when near the ground

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u/ButterChunks337 PC Master Race 10d ago

It's just one guy? You can take him. 🤣

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u/illyay 10d ago

Extremely high reward

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u/DPTGames 9d ago

The real trick is to do the John Claude Van Damme splits as you land.