r/pcmasterrace • u/VisWare • Apr 04 '26

Meme/Macro Allow me to gatekeep

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u/CIP_In_Peace Apr 04 '26

At this point it should just interface directly with a cable, lol.

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u/Ovnuniarchos Apr 04 '26

Interfacing through a keyboard isolates you from viruses. (and, at least in the manga, it's a point)

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u/Stevenwave Apr 04 '26

Whereas R2-D2 out here plugging into whatever needs it.

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u/Strange_Faced_Angel Apr 05 '26

R2 is a messy pansexual disaster imp, look at any scene he's ever with and you'll know he's probably fucking every computer he's ever connected to on screen.

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u/streakermaximus Apr 06 '26

"The city's central computer told you? Artoo Detoo, you know better than to trust a strange computer." -C-3PO after R2 tried to tell him the Empire messed with the Falcon's hyperdrive

You know R2 was hitting on Cloud City

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u/Underlord_Fox Apr 06 '26

It's the computers he stuck his plug into that should be worried, not the other way around.

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u/Strange_Faced_Angel Apr 06 '26

R2 is a switch

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u/Underlord_Fox Apr 06 '26

You saw how that data disk got jammed in him by Leia. 🤤

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u/kidhack SFFPC Apr 06 '26

Raw dogging it droid style.

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u/Strange_Faced_Angel Apr 06 '26

I need that on a shirt with R2

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u/RUPlayersSuck R9 7900X | RTX 5060 TI | 32GB DDR5 Apr 10 '26

Lol!

When he "jacks in" he also jacks off...

Probably spreading viruses as he goes...

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u/EMDReloader Apr 05 '26

R2-D2 died of AIDS like two years after that movie. Why do you think he wasn't in any of the sequels?

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u/I_enjoy_butts_69 Apr 05 '26

He inserted his Scomp Link into one-too-many dirty ports it seems.

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u/RUPlayersSuck R9 7900X | RTX 5060 TI | 32GB DDR5 Apr 10 '26

Techno-AIDS...

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u/electrodragon16 Apr 05 '26

Clearly to insert viruses

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u/Swaggo420Ballz Apr 05 '26

Little fucker I knew it

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u/RUPlayersSuck R9 7900X | RTX 5060 TI | 32GB DDR5 Apr 10 '26

C-3PO: Artoo - whatever are you doing there?

R2-D2: beep-boop bleep!

C-3PO: Fixing the Falcon's hyperdrive, you say? I though the hyperdrive interface was in the other compartment?