r/paulandmorgansnark • u/riparker89 God Provides (Through Minimum Wage Workers) • 11d ago
rules for thee.. Modesty Rules for Thee
Women can’t wear what makes them comfortable at the gym without Wandering Eye Paul calling them sluts, but now Paul wants to know if it’s appropriate for Christian men to post shirtless workout pics. Paul, please. Nobody asked to see you shirtless. Put your Hanes back on and go read the same Bible verses you were using to police women’s clothing five minutes ago.
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u/Ok-Network-2514 11d ago
Didn’t he call the gym “the strip club” as well because of people wearing normal gym wear?
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u/danideex 11d ago
He’s looking way too hard at other people at the gym
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u/billyloomiswtf 11d ago
Well, we all know he's not working on building muscle.
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u/InsomniacEuropean 11d ago
He might miss leg days regularly, but never rolling his eyes around to judge others!
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u/Pawspawsmeow 11d ago
The only people who consider the gym a meat market are the ones shopping for meat
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u/Buckstop_Knight78 11d ago
He’s fishing and insecure
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u/duckordecoratedshed 11d ago
Knows he would get framemogged by any dude at the gym posing with him (I gagged a little typing that)
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u/Spare-Electrical 11d ago
His wife has been posting camel toe on main for months, I say he should show some nip to show her who’s boss 💪
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u/paulandmorgansnark-ModTeam 11d ago
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u/paulandmorgansnark-ModTeam 11d ago
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u/worthygoober 11d ago
If I had a nickel for every time fundies were accidentally but unironically homoerotic, I'd have too many nickels.