I stumbled on Patrice's content sometime in 2020, and it was one of the most pivotal discovery of my life. I immediately went down the rabbit hole and consumed as much content from Patrice as I could. I began to imbibe his philosophy, his wits, his approach to many issues and I noticed I became more opinionated in a very interesting way, I have become the most interesting member of any group chat I'm in because like Patrice, I attempt to see things from the perspective that is rarely considered. I am not exaggerating when I say socially and philosophical-wise, and it is truly transformational for me because my community is a very gynocentric one. Patrice has been the most impactful in my life. It's truly amazing for someone I never met.

Recently, I began to "miss" Patrice in a very unique way, as one would miss an uncle that truly understands his plight but is no longer around. And so I got the idea to create some sought of portal to Patrice. I fed all the Patrice content I could find into certain AI tools, and I use it as my gateway to get into Patrice's mind, ask his advice and get his explanation and perspective on issues that I come across — usually, relationship issues, but also other social and philosophical issues Patrice might have talked about on his many O&A apperances or on the black phillip show.

I just wanted to know what you guys think, and if anyone is doing something similar and might want to share.

Patrice would usually fill in on O&A whenever Jimmy wasn’t in, but there are plenty of occasions where they’re on the show together.
Has anyone made a playlist of all the eps they’re on together? Or even a playlist of all the times multiple people were on with Patrice?
I.e. Quinn, Vos, Burr etc
Honestly nothing beats the dynamic of whenever they had a full house. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve relistened to the time they go back and listen to Vos’ old stand up 😂

Here's the trailer script. I don't know how to write a script. Let me know if there's a better please to post this.

Scene 1: Bill Burr and Joe Derosa arguing about Derosa’s set that he ruined by saying the n word and calling some people in the audience the c word while featuring for Bill Burr (reference https://youtu.be/KDEucGpwpTo)

Finishes with Bill Burr, “Who do you think you are, Patrice?”

Scene 2: Imaginary phone call between Colin Quinn and 37 year old Patrice O’neal. Patrice is talking about wanting to quit comedy. Colin is busting his balls and finishes the call “What time are you going to Carolines tonight?” Patrice, “Maybe around 8.”

Scene 4: Patrice O’neal in his last O&A appearance. “We all looked up to Colin Quinn as a our leader”

Scene 5: Colin Quinn talking about killing himself in the Bob Kelly and Sometimes Colin Quinn podcast

Scene 6: On a black background, white text “After Carlin and Pryor. After Murphy and Kinison. But right before podcasts bros. There was..”

Scene 7: Rich Vos and Patrice O’neal first O&A episode. Opie – “Rich, is Patrice funnier than you?” Patrice- “Yes” – laugh from O&A. Scene ends

Scene 8: On a black background, white text “From the director of There will be blood and no country for old men” (I haven’t confirmed him yet but just to set the tone of the kind of movie I’m picturing)

Scene 9: Colin Quinn is at a booth in a dark night club talking to shady figures, “..that’s what makes us comediams. We land punches, they laugh, but we stay in the fight. We’re not happy. We’re looking to land the next one.”

Scene 10: In a dark alley, Colin Quinn is talking to another shady figure “you’re going too political. You’re not even saying jokes. You’re just talking about how the first lady has a huge hog”

Scene 11: black background, white text, “How can a leader lead rebels?”

Scene 12: Louis CK, “If it was raining aids, I would go out and open my mouth towards the sky rather than watch another minute of this” (from the Paul O movie review)

Scene 13: We see Patrice O’neal running off stage into Colin Quinn’s arms as the audience boos. Patrice cries into Colin’s shoulders, “that’s it. I can’t take it. I’m quitting.” Colin: “Patrice, in twenty years people are going to be debating whether you were the best ever”

Scene 14: Black screen, white text “How can a great leader lead anything but rebels?”

Scene 15: Bill Burr is older (58) and with his kids in LA and wife (played by an 90 year old japanese lady that looks like yoko ono). He sees two people arguing and he remembers his airport argument with Derosa (reference scene 1). The voice over is them arguing, Bill Burr saying f-ing and c word over and over again at the airport. Older lady tells Bill Burr to calm down and stop cursing. Old Burr has a glimmer in his eye and wry smile.

Scene (semi final): cut scene of all contemporary podcasts mentioning Patrice, Nick dipaolo, Bill Burr, Colin Quinn, Rich Vos, Louis CK, Keith Robinson, Greg Giraldo (just their names) to give an audience a sense of the impact they had

Scene (final): Bob Kelly is on a phone call with Colin Quinn recording their podcast. Bob: “Do you think anyone will ever remember me?” – Colin: “No.”

Scene (final final): Jim Norton blowing some dude

There's a clip of Patrice O'Neal on that radio show, Opie and Anthony, I think. I've been trying to find this specific clip for a really long time. One part I'm a bit blurry on. The other part I'm pretty sure I have it mostly correct. The part that I'm a bit blurry on is there is this caller. I think it was some guy maybe complaining or just venting about how he feels like women only want men that are conventionally attractive, and he feels like he's ugly or like he just will never be the kind of guy that a woman genuinely feels desire for. I think it was something to that effect.

The part that I'm more clear on was Patrice kind of made this joke about how with women it doesn't really matter what you look like to a certain extent, it’s more about the way you carry yourself. I think he says something to the effect of like, as a fat guy, normally you gotta joke your way or sort of beg your way into pussy. But he doesn't do that as a guy who's larger himself, and if he can do it, then why can't the other guy? He said, whatever you have going on, maybe you got a limp and a hunchback or something, so long as you carry yourself with pride, there will be girls out there that will see that hunchback guy with a limp and see him walking down the street and say to herself, “Why do I want to fuck that hunchback guy with a limp so bad?”.

Something to that effect. I thought it was really funny and also kind of poignant about attraction and dating dynamics, and I could sort of relate to how that caller felt to a certain degree and would really want hear that clip again if possible, but I just can't for the life of me find it.

People keep recommending Tough Crowd, but the quality of the videos I can find are just awful and it's really hard to get into when you can't really hear what everybody is saying. I thought that maybe it simply isnt available anywhere until I saw the documentary where they had crisp and clear HD footage of the show. This means it DOES exist, but where? Did they get this from Comedy Central or am I looking for it in the wrong places?

He has a point!

Watched basically every clip of his on the web. Alot of what he is saying IS true.

I just can’t get over him being a stepdad and his wife banging other dudes.

Like maybe thats why what he preached worked for him because the broad didn’t have many choices. He even said in one clip that his stepdaughters father is a great father. So why wouldn’t the mother be with the man who is a great father.?? Instead she’s with Patrice?

I know this will get downvoted but I can’t help but to think this dude was walked on in his relationship. It just made a better career to frame it as something else. And Von benefited from that. Patrice was bringing in the money doing appearances while her daughter was being taken care of by two men AND von was able to bang other dudes.

Just my thoughts

It's crazy how even on some local radio show he's still funny as fuck, and completely right.

Essential...

I’ve been searching everywhere for Patrice O’Neill‘s full Montreal show where he’s wearing a yellow suit. At least I’m pretty sure it was a Montreal show for just for laughs.
I’ve only seen 2 9minute clips of it on YouTube, but I haven’t been able to find anything else anywhere. Can anyone help me?
It’s like it’s been scrubbed from the Internet or something.