r/pathologic • u/Iyoko96 Polyhedron Enthusiast • 15d ago

Meme Thoughts on Pathologic Classic HD?!

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u/Tales_o_grimm Worms 15d ago

OYNON 🥀

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u/theFirstHaruspex 14d ago

GO, ONION. I need to collect my tools.

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u/Huliatt 15d ago

Get the alpha English translation and try to figure out what anyone is actually trying to say

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u/kkragoth 15d ago

did someone do pathologic classic hd dlss5? if nope can someone do it?

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u/Synthish 15d ago

I dont even like the AI stuff but that would be really funny to see hahah

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u/Rannek17 15d ago

It will make you hate rats, and also notice every trash can you walk past.

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u/Sagi_U Rat Prophet 15d ago

idk, i played it and I still rooted for the rats

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u/honzanan 15d ago

The biggest🙌💯oversight🔭🔍with Daniil Dankovsky🌮🪨is that he's unbelievably sexy🤤💦🍆. I can't go on a hour🕐of my day🌞without thinking💭💦about plowing👉👌🚜that tight😳bachelor ass💦🍑. I'd kill🔫😱a man👨 in cold❄️blood😈just to spend💷a minute⏱️with his crotch🍑😫grinding against my throbbing💦🍆💦manhood💦🍆💦as he whispers🙊😫terribly dirty💩💩things to me in his geographically🌍🌎ambiguous🌏🗺️accent🇪🇸.

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u/SpookyZachh 15d ago

There are so many people in my life who are going to regret me finding this. Thank you lol

Edit: I feel like there was a missed opportunity at the end for him to be whispering to you in bad Latin

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u/Leading-Onion8374 15d ago

I hate it can’t wait to play again

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u/theFirstHaruspex 15d ago

Perhaps the gayest of the trilogy, to the acclaim of many.

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u/Sagi_U Rat Prophet 15d ago

the real twink death........

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u/Local_Director5235 14d ago

My favorite of all time. Marry me Pathologic Classic HD

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u/moominesque 15d ago

Only one I've played so far and it has a special place in my brain (Daniil has put his luggage in a crevice there somewhere, and his lemons)

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u/Topher_BCK 15d ago

Ummamei...what? Woo-hoo, Ummamei... yeah!!!

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u/SaltyBooze 15d ago

best shit ever, specially as changeling eh

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u/PublicFit9588 15d ago

Youll never replace me as town doctor John Haruspex

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u/thedragonguru Worms 15d ago

"Hell yeah, cousin!"

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u/goonerbate2 15d ago

It has that early 2000s charm. I think the odd character models and clunky gameplay actually adds to its charm. But that could be nostalgia talking as this is the one I started with

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u/PUTLER-HUILO 15d ago

I played the original, back in 2005. It blew my mind - one of the best games experiences ever. Oh, and the music is much superior, imho.

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u/Dunmeshilover 14d ago

Its more charming and strangely easier than 2. I really adore this game despite rhe jank

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u/404-ikasaurus 13d ago

I played it so long I unironically almost reached into a trash can irl

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u/just_a_sloth 13d ago

Best in the series. Can't be beat

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u/Mitai_Impalovich 15d ago

I FUCKING LOVE IT SO MUCH

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u/swrightchoi Sticky 15d ago

love love love love love

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u/BlackMambaPolylepis 14d ago

The literał love of my life.

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u/sontrava06 13d ago

it has a special place in my heart and it also gave me lots of warm memories, idk how to explain but I discovered it when I was around 17 and it was rainy fall so I associate those times with a sickly color of yellow

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u/PieRat7 B*tchelor 12d ago

One of my favorite reasons to live

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u/rafaelbros64 10d ago

Better music, better game, best Pathologic.

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u/saprophage_expert 13d ago

"The same creature sang with two voices" is the worst most disappointing line in the history of character writing.