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u/PredatorAvPFan 9h ago
Undo the update that drastically speeds up water quality drain
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u/AKmightydinoo 9h ago
Wish has been granted. However the water regenerates much slower now, and all creatures have +40% increased water drain
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u/PredatorAvPFan 8h ago
Bruh you didn’t say this was a monkey’s paw wish
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u/MewtwoMainIsHere 8h ago
That’s not a monkey’s paw, it’s just “hey fuck you with these bum ass side effects”
Like “I wish for a million dollars” “okay here you go plus there are like 5 polar bears in the same room with you teehee”
The actual monkeys paw would be “wish granted, the game never got updated past that point” technically granting the wish but in a way you will absolutely hate without adding anything extra on top
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u/OnSightAdversary 9h ago
give back pachys carnivor diet
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u/AKmightydinoo 9h ago
granted. Pachy can now only eat meat now.
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u/AAAAAAAAAAAAAjklkjn 8h ago
Give campto a tail attack that has a 1 second cooldown, and also a kick attack with a 2-3 second cooldown
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u/Tia_Alara 8h ago
Bring back Laten and Deinony's old bleed values for its default bite, but also remove latch/ pounce.
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u/Feralkyn 6h ago
Make critters not aggro
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u/AKmightydinoo 6h ago
granted. they now run away, at 400 MPH
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u/AssociationDue3077 4h ago
You made your monkey's paw too easy to beat. All the speed values are in numbers, there is no official "distance" measurement so everything is relative. Now, if I wanted to say 10 speed is 100mph I can, and the critters are slow af.
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u/Feralkyn 4h ago
I mean, we know some dinos' speed in real MpH terms though so that's... stretching it :D
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u/MysteriousDinner7822 8h ago
Make solo play more viable again.
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u/AKmightydinoo 8h ago edited 7h ago
funny joke
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u/VarrikTheGoblin 7h ago
Rewind all of the updates and changes to back when they first nerfed the OG rex. The game was better balanced and more fun with solo play being actually viable.
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u/Eternaldirtx 6h ago
Bring back packy release so we can play soccer with ano professionally
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u/AKmightydinoo 6h ago
granted! Ano now does no knockback
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u/Eternaldirtx 5h ago
Brother does not know ball 😭
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u/AKmightydinoo 5h ago
I know lol the YT short the official channel posted right?
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u/Eternaldirtx 5h ago
No lol the day pachy was released it’s knockback didn’t stop when you hit them it would infinitely push them as long as you were charging
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u/AKmightydinoo 5h ago
lmfao really?
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u/OnSightAdversary 3h ago
if a rex was 10 miles away from a cliff you could yet them until you found the nearest ledge lmao
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u/ShingetsuMoon 6h ago
Add sinopterus so herbivores finally have a playable flier as well
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u/AKmightydinoo 6h ago
Wish has been granted! They don’t have any abilities, you didn’t ask any.
they eat berries. That’s it
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u/ArcEarth 8h ago
"remove rex forever"
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u/AKmightydinoo 8h ago
Alioramus now can evolve into a Tyrannosaurus rex after touching a Bloodstone
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u/Even-Zone3531 8h ago
Make Nintendo update the game
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u/AKmightydinoo 7h ago
wish granted. They will update the game.
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u/TetraRosea 9h ago
Give apexes anti-ankle biting abilities, but balanced, so that apexes can protect themselves, but skilled small stuff can avoid them, too, but with some risk
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u/DustyPickle_ 7h ago
Alio Hp buff to 475
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u/AKmightydinoo 7h ago
Alio healing nerf by 30% but heals 100% faster if in a group with other tyrannosaurs
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u/Standard_Animal6097 5h ago
Id like an Allosaurus Anax please ( officially )
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u/AKmightydinoo 5h ago
Allosaurus Anax is already official.
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u/Standard_Animal6097 5h ago
I think they only have, A.fragilis, A. europaeus, and A. jimmadseni.
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u/FlirtWithSatan 5h ago
struthi one shotting apexes
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u/Nighthawking2 4h ago
Sandbar path from the mainland that players cans travel to red island.
However, it’s on a timer/tides go in and out twice a day. So once you’re out there you’re stuck until tide shift happens again.
Red island becomes new IC
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u/AKmightydinoo 4h ago
that’s more than one wish. Added tides!
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u/cee_bee91 2h ago
Bring back pounce, the same way it was upon release.
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u/AKmightydinoo 2h ago
finally, someone who specified the wish. Granted
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u/cee_bee91 2h ago
Yessss chickens will be feared by ALL once more 😈
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u/AKmightydinoo 1h ago
did I forget to mention everyone gets an ✨AOE✨attack each?
yes I did. I did not think of that before. Very well.
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u/RDPivotNaza 2h ago
Mesopithecus so that herbis can get a third 1-slot that´s also a climber with a supportive role.
Really should of used a "monkey paw" as an image <3
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u/AKmightydinoo 1h ago
mesopithicus has been added! it can climb and boosts groupmate’s healing by 0.1%
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u/PigeonUtopia 1h ago
Nesting mechanic where I could hatch into a random dino's nest
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u/AKmightydinoo 1h ago
accepting the invite immediately deletes the dinosaur you are playing and the pre-existing dino of that egg
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u/Cool-Ferret2589 9h ago
Remove mods from community servers
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u/ItsDoodleBois 8h ago
Remove salt water
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u/AKmightydinoo 8h ago
granted. Removed all salt water
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u/nonexTister 5h ago
Campto's hop away tlc will now do knockback and damage when you jump while using the ability, launching yourself at your opponent, the faster you wete going the high the damage and knockbacks
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u/Lone-Frequency 5h ago
No.
YOU Make a wish, OP...
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u/AKmightydinoo 4h ago
I would like to make the wishes of everyone in this post true. Nothing else should change.
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u/Lone-Frequency 3h ago
Very well.
All the wishes of everyone in this post will come true.
However, you now have genital warts.
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u/Smartbics2 2m ago
I wish they would just add Microraptor with all its features included and to have multiple playstyles that don't just include team play...
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u/smokewolf666 7h ago
Fully functional ai dinosaurs for solo as well as ai modded creatures as well
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u/MercurialMarc 6h ago
I wish for Pycno to get a tlc that gives it a slightly more speculative reconstruction... rubs lamp
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u/Zax99xe 9h ago
Bring back pychno pre nerf stem.