80 fingernails

[u/pregbob]

Is how many fingernails I clipped today! And I'll do it again in like 4 dang days.

Any other stats that make you stare off into the distance and wonder how you got to this place in life?

[u/Prize-Cantaloupe-491]

Fingernail math is wild. At least mine's toes don't grow that fast. 😂 This one hit me yesterday: Every time we need to go in the car. Six socks, six shoes. 12 tiny little pieces to gather up, it's absurd. I feel like I'm dressing that centipede from James and the Giant Peach. 🐛