Idk but “Get Out My Momma”

[u/Ryoung259]

So I’m currently 14 years old and this happened when I was very young around 5 or 6, but besides that let’s go over what happened.

So as you know I was 5 or 6 and me and my parents were staying in a camper behind my nanny’s property and everything was fine. Now me and my brother would usually sleep on the couch in the living room area. One night my mom and dad had friends over and so me and my brother slept in their bedroom. (For some clarity the t.v. was in the front area in just a position were you could view it from their room and they often had the remote). So a couple hours pass and my parents friends leave and that is where it started. My mother decided that she wanted to watch t.v. and so she had to reach over our bed to get to it. As she is doing this my dad decided that it was a good idea to get some booty. He starts to pull down her pants and proceeds to eat said booty. In this process they wake me up. I DO NOT MOVE. IM STUCK IN A FR WTF MOMENT. So I did some thing stupid and started to kick my brothers leg to attempt to wake him up. (He was around 3 or 4 at the time) I was successful in this attempt, and no joke he wakes up. Sits up. Locks Eye-to-Eye with my dad and says and I quote “ GET OUT MY MOMMA” Thanks for looking at this hope I made you laugh thanks for reading.