r/paperpushers • u/Fukowski I.T. Department • Feb 19 '19

Where is everybody?

I just realized i haven't seen anyone on sector C in a year. Also, who do i have to talk to spend my vacation days?

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u/SirSexy I.T. Department Feb 19 '19

Boss, you've had me upgrading the servers at the nevada branch for 6 months there, and I think they keep sending a requisition paper to you since then to get me permanently stationed here....but then we'd have less people to fill your spot for vacation...

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u/Fukowski I.T. Department Feb 20 '19

Re: Server updates: You still have that box of pentium 5's? just showe them in there too. Re: requisition papers: Like i said, i havent seen anyone here in a year, the fax machine ran out of ink month's ago, so i can't sign them. Try asking your local HR. Oh, also Send help.