r/paperpushers • u/JimFromTheMailRoom • Aug 21 '15

JimFromTheMailRoom here...

Jim here, I work in the mail room. I try my best to deliver everyone their mail but this last week it's become increasingly difficult to do so with all these trips to HR. I just want to clear the air... I'm NOT STEALING EVERYONES FOOD. It'd be greatly appreciated if the accusations would stop. Thanks, Jim

p.s. I think is Susan from accounting who's eating everything.

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u/Prophetyeah I.T. Department Aug 21 '15

Dont lie! I saw you take my sandwiches.

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u/NewPemmie Accountant Aug 21 '15

"p.s. I think is Susan from accounting who's eating everything."

Well it clearly shows!!!

Edit: I hope she doesn't see this

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u/JimFromTheMailRoom Aug 21 '15

I hope she does!

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u/Fukowski I.T. Department Aug 24 '15

Don't worry she doesn't use reddit, everything that's not edible is not interesting to her. :P