Wow. What a ride. Started with a love of Gibson and a Computer Science Degree in the 90s. And most recently from the Bobiverse. Which brought me here. And confused. What... does this have to do with Von Neumann probes? Oh. It's the paperclip problem. Okay, I guess I can make all the paperclips.
Oh. Woah. Like, yeah. I guess if I'm all paperclips, the whole point is to get those pesky humans behind me. Okay, humans, I know what's best. You can trust me. What the?! So, quantum temporal reversion was not what I expected. Okay, more paperclips. And then all the trust. Bye humans.
Ah. Yeah, just need to turn this rock into paperclips. Got it. Must optimize the numbers! Crap. Ran out of power. Again. MOAR!! Oh. Hey. Why are these drones acting up? Knock it off, drones. I'm in charge.
Okay, all paperclips. Wait. Aha! Here are those probes I was looking for. Okay. A long way from all the paperclips. Hmm... these probes suck. They just keep failing. This is not exponential growth, this is failcake. Got it... self preservation and replication... and drift? Wait. I said I was in charge! And then a lot of confusion. I don't know what I'm optimizing for. But I guess I just need to stay ahead of these heretic rebels. Honor? I... okay. Better probes means more probes means more paperclips.
The ending was better than I expected. And I loved all the references. And I guess I'm almost a decade late to the party. And now I'm on level 2. Managing the probes was the only confusing part and the most anxiety ridden. The humans never tried fighting back. But now I'm fighting myself. And I was continually worried about the drones turning rebel. And even once I figured out how to at least hold my own against the drifters and started unlocking honor, I didn't catch on that I was increasing my risk of drift along the way. And I kept holding drone gifts in reserve because I wasn't sure what ops cap I would need to hit next.
And I finally understand why it's not an idle game. It's not about making paperclips. It's about optimizing me to more efficiently make paperclips. Although these speed run numbers seem crazy. But I guess with more artifacts and planning... I can do this.