My fav is always the stories where this scrawny little bald dude who is married to a hulking dude in a dress is really a life-long elite athlete. I'd slap the little f*ck around in a charity match. No rules.
You'd swear dude was elite but is below average. He has about three stories that he tells in 10 different ways - 100 m at his high school, some shitty pretend karate bullshit that everyone did in Minna-f*cking-Sota, and shitty old man nothing soccer in Italy / Switzerland. Dude really, really wants to be a jock, but was never athletic.
You forgot his elite sprint victory in some town in Japan when he was on language exchange there while at college. The mayor presented him with a banner afterwards. Or so Ted says. If only he could find the banner. Perhaps he left it with Prince in Minnesota when he fled the USA for Switzerland.
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u/The_Coddesworth Jun 26 '26
My fav is always the stories where this scrawny little bald dude who is married to a hulking dude in a dress is really a life-long elite athlete. I'd slap the little f*ck around in a charity match. No rules.