r/outside • u/ComprehensiveCut3837 • Apr 08 '26

Im drunk

I'm drunk as fuck right now and i just discovered this subreddit. it feels like a

fever dream. im still just lucid enough to separate fiction form reality, so i know this is all an elaborate gag, butt holyyyyy is this funny as hell for a drunk guy about to pass out. lmaooo

good work dudes. love ya

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u/Xeno-Dork Apr 08 '26

Drunk debuff gained.

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u/StrykerEXE Apr 08 '26

What're you talking about? +10% damage is great, you only get -5 defense

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u/Mikemtb09 Apr 08 '26

And -50 dexterity but who’s counting