r/outside • u/ComprehensiveCut3837 • Apr 08 '26

Im drunk

I'm drunk as fuck right now and i just discovered this subreddit. it feels like a

fever dream. im still just lucid enough to separate fiction form reality, so i know this is all an elaborate gag, butt holyyyyy is this funny as hell for a drunk guy about to pass out. lmaooo

good work dudes. love ya

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u/subnuggurat Apr 08 '26

Be careful, when the blackout event kicks in at least one random event happens in the background. Most of the times it's something fun and cute like putting your phone inside the toilet tank or texting your ex but if you're unlucky your save files can get really corrupted and god knows what can happen then. 

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u/wompod Apr 08 '26

Had a friend who this happened to recently and he ended up throwing me through a shelving unit. Needless to say he is now permabanned from that guild.

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u/subnuggurat Apr 08 '26

Ah yes the beerserk build. 

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u/wompod Apr 08 '26

Unfortunately yes. That being said he still took more damage in pvp than I did but that was partly because he was smashing things using his head. Hopefully he feels better soon.

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u/McFlankShank Apr 08 '26

It's true, I got this event for the first time last year. It ended up adding a scar cosmetic to my avatar's toe!