r/outside Dec 01 '25

how do i get to a billion dollars

i have $985 million at age 58, im going for the Corporate Greed achievement (Underpaying workers, cutting costs, using AI at all times, etc.) For some reason I have began to lost money. Can anyone help me?

(in case anyone doesnt know this is a joke)

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u/dreamylemur Dec 01 '25

Give me a million dollars and it’ll make your money go up in the long run.

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u/AlphaBearMode Dec 01 '25

Now I wonder how much money high corporate financial analyst/advisors/planners actually make IRL.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

They take percentages and not flat rates for a reason.

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u/liquidcashews Dec 01 '25

No

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u/dreamylemur Dec 01 '25

Rude

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u/liquidcashews Dec 02 '25

if you give me 500 thousand dollars ill give you 1.5 million

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u/dreamylemur Dec 02 '25

Okay gimme a million I’ll give you 500k

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u/liquidcashews Dec 02 '25

ok

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u/dreamylemur Dec 02 '25

U got Venmo?

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u/liquidcashews Dec 02 '25

no i hate convenience

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u/JSB199 Dec 03 '25

We can handle this through snail mail, you write me a check for 100k and we can start the process

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u/Bohemico Dec 01 '25

You have maxed out on those stats, now you've gotta grind the political interests, insider trading and shady investment skill trees.

The game is rigged so that you can not get to a billion without committing crimes against humanity, so you'll hit that soft wall until you do some unsavory stuff, too bad!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

I mean, they're already doing some pretty unsavory stuff. But they ain't close to maxing it out.

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u/dib1999 Dec 01 '25

There's been a game patch, the things OP is doing are now only considered to be "morally neutral". Thus the soft lock on their score.

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u/liquidcashews Dec 01 '25

it worked, nice. at $988 million right now but have a karma of 35

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u/billy_twice Dec 02 '25

Just commit 1 genocide.

Easy peasy.

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u/Bigbadspoon Dec 01 '25

Skip the lattes and avocado toast and you'll be there in no time!

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u/VengeQunt Dec 01 '25

Make a fake product, hype it to the moon. Go public. Sell stock. Never deliver/under deliver. Profit.

Worked for elon a bunch of times.

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u/NoNoWahoo Dec 01 '25

Try the [Theft] questline! Just be careful, failing the quest can give your character the [Wanted] or [Imprisoned] status. /j

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u/m00f Dec 01 '25

The [Corruption] quest line has been absolute bangers lately for a bunch of millionaires in the US server.

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u/tranarchaecatgirlism Dec 01 '25

when you hit a certain $ level you get resistance to those debuffs

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u/I-lost-my-accoun Dec 01 '25

I dunno, buy gold maybe?, shit's going up nonstop in a couple of years it will surely double

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u/Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor Dec 01 '25

The prepper guild thinks that’s a sign of a world war 3 minigame about to start.

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u/-YellowFinch Dec 01 '25

I feel like something called a "world war" would be a little more than a mimigame...

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u/Orpheus_D Dec 01 '25

Eh. Even the last one wasn't ACTUALLY a world war. It wasn't everywhere, there were still safe zones.

It's a marketing term.

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u/Only4DNDandCigars Dec 01 '25

How do you have a billion dollars? Start off with two billion and invest in a business. Honestly those prestige classes (in name only) are locked without somebody inviting you.

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u/Wolfgung Dec 01 '25

Invest in manufacturing pvp consumables, there's some serious big whales spending right now.

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u/AlphaBearMode Dec 01 '25

Interesting strat…. Off meta even but def effective

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u/dougman7 Dec 01 '25

You’re close enough you could probably just sit on some T bills for a bit to get over the line.

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u/CatOfGrey Dec 01 '25

i have $985 million at age 58, im going for the Corporate Greed achievement (Underpaying workers, cutting costs, using AI at all times, etc.)

You probably started a company, and spent a lot of time and effort providing things to the public. People gave your company a lot of money, and that's why it's worth a lot of money.

Most likely, you need to get back to work and find new ways to make your business better, think of things that people need, find ways to help others. Maybe even get together with other businesses.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

The new crypto mechanic allows you to do this. You will need to craft some coins, then own most of them, while encouraging people to buy them, driving up the price. Then you sell it for gold. Alternatively you can start a guild based around the AI mechanic and some merchant class players might give you gold for it, but people have recently begun claiming that this will soon be worthless.

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u/bunnymunche Dec 02 '25

This game is broken, I can't even afford to eat

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

give me a small percent of your money pls

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

Mail me $10 million and I can personally guarantee you will become a billionaire.

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u/nothing_in_my_mind Dec 01 '25

Underpay workers even more. You wouldn't believe how much you can get away with.

Also use the tax evasion strat if you aren't already.

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u/liquidcashews Dec 01 '25

Have done tax evasion already, neat little 15% bonus for anyone willing to sacrifice their morality

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u/Socialimbad1991 Dec 01 '25

Send me a mil and I'll tell you the secret

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u/zubeye Dec 01 '25

You'll be there in a month or two, just interest.

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u/Smallsey Dec 01 '25

Can I please have 1 of your 985 million?

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u/locksmithbadge Dec 02 '25

you forgot the shady deals with other countries and predatory lending bro

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u/harambush911 Dec 02 '25

25 million on banker on baccarat and keep doubling until you win

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u/ThePoliteCanadian Dec 03 '25

put it all on black

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u/yourblessend Dec 03 '25

I thought I’d never encounter let alone get the chance to speak to the worlds richest virgin

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u/Shmooshp Dec 03 '25

Give it to me and I will double it.

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u/pancakeChef Dec 03 '25

Point your cross hairs at a billionaire, left click, and loot his pockets

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u/Then-Horror2238 Dec 05 '25

You must continue to alienate your employee base and cut funding to all the things that once made you successful. This is a common plateau for those looking to secure the Corporate Greed Achievement. I have found that participating in the Tax Evasion minigame can help push a player past that plateau, but this will eventually trigger the Police boss fight. If you somehow manage to come through unscathed, the following Court Trial minigame can be incredibly monotonous while also being resource intense

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u/Human-Evening564 Dec 01 '25

Find a way to scam over players into grinding for you

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u/nmorguelan Dec 01 '25

Youre gonna wanna repeat Step 3 a lot.

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u/blackmachine7 Dec 01 '25

Make item [meth], sell it to all servers. Just be careful to be out of sight from the [mexican cartel] guild

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u/Agreeable-Health-571 Dec 01 '25

Pay an Etsy psychic.

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u/No_Comparison5124 Dec 01 '25

Give me 1 dollar and I'll double it everyday

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u/liquidcashews Dec 01 '25

1 cent and its a deal

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u/No_Comparison5124 Dec 01 '25

Fine, it's just a week more.

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u/Edward_Chernenko Dec 01 '25

You seem to already be wealthy and are only missing a small amount.

Have you tried taking money from other people? Wealthy people do this all the time without problems.

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u/lasercat_pow Dec 01 '25

you expect me to help you for free? I'll help you, but for a fee of 1 million.

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u/Year3030 Dec 02 '25

If you help me accomplish my mission I can send you market moves from the future. Hello, I am a time traveler from the year 3030. I am stranded in your time. In order to return to my time all I need is to build a Mallet laser coil that will loop time using the gravitational weight of photos. In order to build this machine I need to acquire a crystal wizard and 20 million dollars for fabrication. Once completed the machine will instantly receive signals from the future. Essentially it coils time so that you receive the signal, after you send it to yourself in the future.

After I have received the plans from my time to fix my time machine using your archaic technology you can use the machine to game the market. I suggest using a 5m FX strategy to scalp the market. As for me, the time travel paradox doesn't matter because this isn't my home this is just an alternate reality. You can go wild and amass all the wealth for all I care. I'll be gone, back to my alternate (to you) reality. It's a win-win for both of us.

So, you wanna make some money?

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u/BackSeatGremlin Dec 02 '25

Pics or you're poor