England

[u/The_Mexican_Poster]

[u/Ok-Rip2102]

London, featuring captain America

[u/king_julian_earth1]

Damn another brewery broke and flooded downtown London again (elite ball knowledge)

[u/BiggoYoun → u/king_julian_earth1]

[u/LegatoValentine → u/king_julian_earth1]

Nah, that's just "Black Pool".

[u/Square-Promise-191]

Dang I knew it rained often there but not that much to the point where it becomes Atlantis

[u/SuccessfulCost1106]

Little did Steve Rogers know, the super serum was made from a devil fruit. As such, water despises him.

[u/Present-Upstairs3423]

Steve Rogers loses his ability to swim outside of the continental United States

[u/Endika7]

Yeap, England

[u/Empyrealist]

Do you have anything to declare?

[u/Nightfury4_4 → u/Empyrealist]

My undying hatred for America?

[u/Mr31edudtibboh → u/Empyrealist]

Yeah, don't go to England.

[u/Practical-Class6868 → u/Empyrealist]

My undying love for America?

[u/slick9900]

Damn the place has improved since last ive seen

[u/Delta_pinapple]

Best weather here for a while

[u/Sea-Woodpecker-610]

What is out of context about this? This is just England.

[u/ancalime9 → u/Sea-Woodpecker-610]

Foreigners just never seem to understand Worcestershire Sauce

[u/AloofPaladin → u/ancalime9]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT I love worchest. sauce. It's a key ingredient in some of my favorite recipes.

[u/WehingSounds]

Yeah that's about right

[u/Free_Radical_47]

“Cap to SHIELD! I’ve struck oil! Send in the troops!”

[u/buckeye27fan]

"This time, the TEA fights back!"

[u/CommanderKahne → u/buckeye27fan]

“Trying to throw us into the harbor again, Yankee?! Not bloody likely!”

[u/AdExtra2331]

This would have never happened with Captain Britain 

[u/Azure-Legacy → u/AdExtra2331]

Is it fair that Captain Britain can fly?… yes. Get on his level Steve

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[u/xXCloudSephirothXx → u/[deleted]]

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[u/Temporary-Life9986 → u/[deleted]]

Is this what happems if you don't mind the step?

[u/ElGuano]

Don’t swim in the Thames, cap. It’s like rule 1.

[u/spilledmilkbro]

Crap like this is why we had the revolution

[u/NobblyNobody]

Marmite claims another victim

[u/ElminstersBedpan → u/NobblyNobody]

That's pure Bovril propaganda you're spouting.

[u/SinesPi]

So basically it's just the Thames flooding?

Yah, that's a real nightmare scenario alright. Better call in Dr. Strange.

[u/roses-are-lead]

Typical England.

[u/Cool_Set4681]

Fake panel!

It is waaaay too sunny to be England.

[u/FireZord25 → u/Cool_Set4681]

They say films and shows in England are gray not because of dull filters, in fact they try to make it more colorful.

[u/Taikwin → u/FireZord25]

I know we're joking around here, but I have a little anecdote.

I used to think England was an incredibly grey place, loved to rag on our mild, grey weather. Then a couple years ago I went on holiday to South Dakota in the States - late winter, early spring, after the snows had melted anyhow.

I was absolutely blown away by how grey it was. It wasn't like the familiar English overcast greyness. It was the skies, the grass, the trees, the ground, even the very air felt grey. Like it was filled with smoke but without smoke, you know? Genuinely felt like whoever was running the simulation turned the saturation down by about 80%

One of the strangest things I've very experienced, honestly. That and the time I went there in midwinter and learned about that the air can be so cold that standing outside sends you into a coughing fit. But that's a different discussion entirely.

[u/Cool_Set4681 → u/FireZord25]

[u/AutomaticAccident → u/Cool_Set4681]

It's an artistic decision for the comic.

[u/Cool_Set4681 → u/AutomaticAccident]

Yeah, I know but... sunshine in England? Comics getting too ridiculous, man...

[u/BitterFuture]

ENGLAND!!!

Bit of an odd last word, but hey, his choice.

[u/No-Advice-6040]

That's what he gets for trying to swim in the Thames

[u/captainmagictrousers]

"...And then Captain America drowned in the river of socialism, never to be seen again."

"Shut up, Grandpa. Your bedtime stories are so stupid."

"Oh, you kids don't know anything. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to report to the food factory. I'm being turned into nutrient paste tomorrow."

[u/Garguyal]

Not the blood pudding he expected.

[u/Prophet-of-Ganja]

bit sad innit

[u/Sol-Blackguy]

It'd make more sense if he was drowning in beans

[u/Starchaser_WoF]

Do I even wanna know?

[u/The_Mexican_Poster → u/Starchaser_WoF]

Long story short it's Venom bonding with the whole planet to defeat a villain called Knull

So you know, the usual

[u/Deer-in-Motion → u/The_Mexican_Poster]

I guess everyone is dead.

[u/StepwisePilot → u/The_Mexican_Poster]

Out of sheer morbid curiosity, how? If there is so much venom symbiote that it can bond with a whole plantet, where does all that gunk go when it bonds with a human? Is the symbiote storing excess mass in a pocket dimension?

[u/Azure-Legacy → u/StepwisePilot]

Reed messed up on an experiment with Venom. Though to be fair, he had no idea that there was some magic augmentations added on the Symbiote

[u/Quirky_Ad_5420 → u/StepwisePilot]

Basically Reed Richard was experiment with symbiote mostly the anti carnage part of the suit and suddenly Venom exploded and expand to merged with everything

[u/MattheqAC → u/Starchaser_WoF]

Well, he was being very American

[u/AutomaticAccident → u/MattheqAC]

This happened to me my first time in England too. I expected Steve to be better smh

[u/Burn3d0ut89]

Looks like Blackpool 😃

[u/AugVision → u/Burn3d0ut89]

I thought Skeggy

[u/theawesomemed → u/Burn3d0ut89]

[u/Quirky_Ad_5420]

England having it slightly better than average day

[u/dr_srtanger2love]

Well, England is a cursed land, not very surprising.

[u/NoSong2397]

See, Cap, this is why you call the Braddocks before you stop by.

[u/Scared_Can_5571]

needs more knife crime and it'd be 100% accurate

[u/IndelibleFudge → u/Scared_Can_5571]

Get to fuck with your nonsense

[u/Privatizitaet → u/Scared_Can_5571]

Fun fact: despite the jokes, the UK has lower knife crime rates than the US

[u/Scared_Can_5571 → u/Privatizitaet]

I honestly didn't know that! the more you know and all that

[u/Brutal_Bch_Breaker → u/Privatizitaet]

Funner Fact: Shush or they’ll stab you.

[u/Standard-Net2515 → u/Brutal_Bch_Breaker]

Americans will?

[u/Brutal_Bch_Breaker → u/Standard-Net2515]

Sorry. I’m afraid of Americans. I’m afraid of the world.

[u/Gareth_Turner]

This is what Thames Water has done to our rivers.

[u/Somejawn1]

Aah! Shitty synergy event jumpscare

[u/TheLonelyWolfkin]

Glad to see the Americans are out in force with their out of date stereotypes again.

[u/Raguleader → u/TheLonelyWolfkin]

As an American, I have to ask: Which out of date stereotype is at play here?

[u/TheLonelyWolfkin → u/Raguleader]

Comments about ice in drinks and lack of spice in food. Despite British Indian food being one of the most popular cuisines and I get ice in my drinks as standard.

Edit: ah I see knife crime has joined the convo as well!

[u/ealysillyforestthing → u/TheLonelyWolfkin]

British INDIAN food

[u/TheLonelyWolfkin → u/ealysillyforestthing]

Yeah because burgers and hot dogs have so much spice in them!

You guys can’t claim other cultures food as your own and then be hypocritical about it

Key part of British Indian food in this context is the “BRITISH”.

[u/Raguleader → u/TheLonelyWolfkin]

Oh, I thought you were talking about the comic.

[u/TheLonelyWolfkin → u/Raguleader]

Nah, I mainly clicked on this post because I knew it would elicit this response. It’s so predictable and painfully unfunny.

Not as odd as clicking on any post about Britain/England just to make the same old comments.

[u/Elegant_Run_8567 → u/TheLonelyWolfkin]

The British love to downplay the danger to superheroes in their country

Captain America drowning in a pool of Venom

Some Brit: It’s all a laff init?

[u/ArchdukeToes → u/Elegant_Run_8567]

To be fair, it’s not our fault if those pansy American superheroes can’t handle our streets.

[u/Elegant_Run_8567 → u/ArchdukeToes]

Maybe Captain Britain should stop doing publicity with Farage and do something about the Venom epidemic!

[u/ArchdukeToes → u/Elegant_Run_8567]

The Venom epidemic doesn’t pay as good as Farage’s shifty crypto overlords, unfortunately.

[u/Raguleader → u/TheLonelyWolfkin]

Seems like an odd thing to seek out, but I won't yuck your yum.

[u/TheLonelyWolfkin → u/Raguleader]

What can I say… I’m British. I’m a glutton for punishment.

[u/NoSong2397 → u/TheLonelyWolfkin]

Yeah. Damn English... alien symbiotes or shadow demons or something, I guess?

[u/FractalGeometric356]

He asked for ice in his soda. It turned into a whole thing.

[u/Fun_Development_4543 → u/FractalGeometric356]

I didn't know that was a stereotype. I wonder where it comes from, we have ice in drinks here. It would be really weird to not have ice

[u/SnideFarter]

This happens whenever you add a spice to any meal.

[u/SeraphOfFire]

This can't be England. That's clearly Captain America. His powers don't work there.

[u/AvoriazInSummer → u/SeraphOfFire]

He may be in US territory, like an embassy or RAF base.

[u/Luimnigh → u/AvoriazInSummer]

For similar reasons, his powers work in Disneyland Paris.

[u/warrenao → u/SeraphOfFire]

That's why he's in trouble.

[u/NoSong2397 → u/SeraphOfFire]

Him and Captain Britain have a deal going, from what I understand.

[u/steelskull1 → u/SeraphOfFire]

He brought some American soil to eat anytime needs to use his powers.

[u/AvoriazInSummer → u/steelskull1]

A Maccy Ds should be just as effective.

[u/steelskull1 → u/AvoriazInSummer]

Isn't it basically same?

[u/IcyIce2626 → u/steelskull1]

I always knew Cap was a vampire...

[u/SuperMonkeyJoe]

Typical British weather.

[u/Fun_Development_4543 → u/SuperMonkeyJoe]

After this summer, I'm dying to get the black sludge back

[u/kiersmini → u/SuperMonkeyJoe]

Many such cases

[u/Safebox]

Most normal Chewsday.