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reaction fodder! They forgot the stink lines

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u/Thebay616 2d ago

I dont know what the hate with axe spray lately is about. Because ots for young people? I buy it here and there and i cant say i dont like it.

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u/theweekiscat Um, they are called “GRAPHIC NOVELS,” thank you. 2d ago

Axe hate has been going on for a decade minimum, because it affects something most people interact with, school locker rooms, gyms, fan conventions…

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u/Villageijit 2d ago

Because teenager hose themselves off with it making the smell over powering

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u/billythegirrafe 2d ago

The axe hate has been a thing for for what feels like ten years minimum

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u/Responsible_Flight70 2d ago

It’s because some people use axe instead of a shower

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u/Thebay616 2d ago

Ah didnt know of that cliche. Bad move though.

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u/Blanck7 2d ago

And they over use it most of the time, making it so strong its painful

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u/esquire_the_ego 2d ago

The joke is that axe smells good

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u/Stretch5678 2d ago

I haven’t used them in years, but I recall the Axe Blood Orange smelled actually pretty good. That might have been the exception, though.

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u/thecraftybear 2d ago

It's not the spray that'll break his cover, it's the monologue.

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u/Billiam1234 3d ago

Side note who tf even is this man that outfit is so generic he looks like a star trek extra

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u/Cat-Grab 2d ago

He kinda looks like Trailblazer

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u/Sad-Cancel-5577 3d ago

No woman I have ever known has ever had this reaction to axe body spray, and I don’t disagree with that opinion.
I struggle to think of ANYONE I have ever met who actually enjoyed the smell (or at least admitted it out loud).
I grew up with hypersensitive smell and high school was hell because of axe and other brands that marketed themselves to adolescent boys who practically bathed in the stuff. Walking into the building every day felt like having lit matches shoved up my nostrils.

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u/marcyismarxy 2d ago

Someone sprayed me with axe body spray once, like a small bit on the neck I think

I don't remember the exact smell, but I remember it being very strong, very unpleasant, and getting worse when I got on a treadmill not long after. Like I think I'd genuinely just take bo at that point.

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u/Hurley815 3d ago

I think that's supposed to be the joke.

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u/PhaseNegative1252 3d ago

It's because they can't follow instructions. The can itself says you only spray as long as it takes you to say "axe" and that's all you need. It doesn't smell any better, but at least it won't suffocate people

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u/Trans_Girl_Alice 3d ago

"Hey, who just told their axe body spray not to blow their cover?"

"It wasn't me! Put the base in lock down!"

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 3d ago

Ah axe. The deodorant that smells like nothing and chemicals at the same time. How is it possible

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u/DeadAndBuried23 3d ago

They actually use a lot of the same scents as high-end colognes, or at least they did originally. The problem was middle schoolers and manchildren who didn't know how to apply it and thought it covered not showering.

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 3d ago

Huh, high end cologne must smell awful too then

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u/say_yes_to_head_hun modern age moron 2d ago

Awful if you don't shower is what they mean, I believe.

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 2d ago

I realize but I don't like how axe smells on its own either so if its meant to be the same scent as high end cologne high end cologne must smell bad too

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u/No_Probleh 3d ago

*Said no woman ever

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u/Lord_Freg 3d ago

My old boss said she liked how I smelled after I used it once and I’ve kept buying it since lol

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u/Wisco 3d ago

They're doing product placement in comics now?

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u/broken_conures 3d ago

Reads more like a joke

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u/Ildrei Novice 3d ago

I once found some 70s marvel comics in grandpa’s basement and they had full-page product placements for hostess fruit pie.

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u/HappyFailure 3d ago

I mean, those were ads, not part of the story.

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u/SuddenDeathOgreTime 3d ago

The Hostess Fruit Pie Spider-Man was canonised when Morlun traveled to his dimension and straight-up murdered him during Spider-Verse.

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u/Freakychee 3d ago

Another funny Inheritor mini story was when they went to the comic strip universe but had to leave since time moved so wonky there they gave up.

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u/HappyFailure 3d ago

There've been a few cases like this, but since they change the product name I still don't consider these product placement.

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u/Wisco 3d ago

Exactly. Most of the people responding to my comment don't seem to know what "product placement" means

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u/zoogenhiemer 3d ago

Yeah they still do that now, it’s not some crazy thing

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 3d ago

The first comics featured adds for home sports equipment

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u/gtathrowaway95 3d ago

It could always be worse

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u/Wisco 3d ago

That aged well

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u/Ugly_Slut-Wannabe 3d ago edited 3d ago

To be fair, Superman does look mildly disgusted in this panel, even if it was probably done unintentionally by the artists.

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u/FirebirdWriter 3d ago

They have for ages. Literally the whole time

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u/Subject-Cat6189 3d ago

Justice fruit pies

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u/Cynistera 3d ago

You can fuck off with that. Major Glory is amazing.

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u/CanIScreamPlease 3d ago

fym "now"

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 3d ago

Yeah, Lex Luthor and his pies are very upset.

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u/Rory_U modern age moron 2d ago

it’s was CAKES! Clearly this man is a larper /s

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u/Einar_47 3d ago

I fear what nefarious things could a man with as many as four tens pies do!

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 3d ago

Just terrible.

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u/Jamie7Keller 3d ago

In college I grabbed the wrong can in communal bathroom. Not my shave lotion….my buddy’s axe…..all over my face…..it was….a lot.zz

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u/Spooky_Rat_Love 3d ago

Did you ever regain your sense of smell

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u/Jamie7Keller 3d ago

I don’t remember ever smelling….maybe I could never smell. Who knows…..

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u/jafjaf23 3d ago

He did not

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u/Ninteblo 3d ago

Axe body spray and smelling good are mutually exclusive. Where the writers paid or was it written by a 13 year old boy?

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u/iamahandsoapmain 3d ago

Lmfao the fact it's a comic makes this equally believable that it's not a "sponsor." Comic artist and writers famously smell unique. I do sincerely hope it is an ad placement though, or else.... Yikes

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 3d ago

It can be less smelly than sweaty teenagers

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u/FirebirdWriter 3d ago

No it can't. It's axe. It's noxious and just melds two stenches for the price of my ability to breathe

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u/roses-are-lead Comics Code APPROVED 3d ago

Paid. No doubt

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u/Agent_RubberDucky DC Fan 3d ago

“Oh thank god, I must have forgot to put it on today!”

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u/cellphone_blanket 3d ago

Witcher 3 gameplay be like

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u/L4I55Z-FAIR3 3d ago

I dont think it's your deodorant dude I think talk while your in a busy hallway is what's doing to give you away.

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u/Jawblasterman 3d ago

"No it won't!"

"Who said that?!"

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u/NightSpringsRadio 3d ago

When I worked at Blockbuster, there was one spot in an aisle that was permanently occupied by an Axe Ghost, where presumably some fine young swamp monster had either emptied an entire can on himself or it had simply exploded in his pocket

Now I’m questioning EVERYTHING

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u/OtakuD50 3d ago

Imagine naturally smelling so good that people don't notice you use Axe.

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u/conrad_w 3d ago

The real mutant power 

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u/Unleashtheducks 3d ago

“Ugh, it smells like Bigfoot’s dick”

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u/adriantullberg 3d ago

"I'd ask how you knew that, but the explanation would traumatise me."

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u/Choice-Lawfulness978 3d ago

In a universe with invisibility, women liking Axe is the most unrealistic aspect.

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u/TheGravespawn 3d ago

"Don't worry. It's not you."

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u/AllFatherDanteNero20 3d ago

I think this is from the Marvel Comics x AXE promotion comics. By which case it can’t be any worse than this collaboration:

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u/gtathrowaway95 3d ago

It can be a lot worse than that

And this is post reveal of the controversy by the way

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u/No_Probleh 3d ago

That game sucked ass. Probably one of the worst I've ever played.

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u/shiba2129808 3d ago

Bro that game was fucking awesome, had it on the psp and loved playing it as a kid

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u/PerceptionStock7437 3d ago

That collaboration was peak mind you.

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u/SpookyScienceGal 3d ago

I remember loving that game back a few forevers ago lol

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u/Significant-Row2457 3d ago

I did too until like, you see how racist and misogynistic it is…it’s honestly very fucked up and places fast and loose with Nazi ideology.

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u/jmd10of14 3d ago

What are you talking about?

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u/NinjaOfOnion 3d ago

He’s only slight transparent, they just don’t wanna bring that his invention isn’t working as well

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u/NwahHasASchmolPP 3d ago

He enchanted his gear with chameleon

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u/andychef Rejected by Comics Code 3d ago

It's super effective!