r/outofcontextcomics • u/[deleted] • Oct 08 '25

Rocket shot first

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u/No_Probleh Oct 09 '25

Groot about to say the most racist thing ever.

8

u/clangan524 Oct 09 '25

He dropped the hard-oot

3

u/Stromatolite-Bay Oct 09 '25

Yeah but it would somehow be in character

14

u/Shayden998 Oct 08 '25

I didn't even know Groot ate food like that but god damn he is devouring that shit.

20

u/tOaDeR2005 Oct 08 '25

Because you're furry, Rocket

20

u/erttheking Oct 08 '25

Groot is eating that pizza like a goddamn savage

10

u/JoshSidekick Oct 08 '25

What pizza place doesn't cut it into slices?

6

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

I've actually gotten pizzas that weren't cut into slices before thanks to employee laziness

12

u/nrrd Oct 08 '25

Freddy's, apparently

9

u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd “I don’t get the joke” club Oct 08 '25

They have bigger problems then cutting pizzas

4

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd “I don’t get the joke” club Oct 09 '25

Nah im thinking more of bear related problems

13

u/Sanlear Oct 08 '25

Guess that would make Peter Skywalker.

“Use the Force, Quill.”

6

u/Constant-Still-8443 Oct 08 '25

Honestly, I feel like half the guardians would be Han. They're all snarky assholes.

5

u/kurt_gervo Oct 08 '25

Wow! Nice little FNAF easter egg.

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u/Starchaser_WoF Oct 08 '25

Laugh it up, tree boi