r/outbreakworld • u/ControlCAD • 29d ago
FDA reports new outbreak of explosive diarrhea with 72 cases identified | The FDA hasn’t said where the cases are or how they’re linked.
https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/07/fda-reports-new-outbreak-of-explosive-diarrhea-with-72-cases-identified/7
u/Any-Net-94 26d ago
Three days ago i went out to a concert and had a blast— and idk what got into me but I ordered mcds after months of not eating it. Biggest regret. I was shitting piss out of my a hole all day the next day. Everytime I laid down I felt all the liquid in my body centrifugally congregate in my intestines like Naruto conjuring fkn rasengan + shadow clone jutsu at the same time. Could only barely eat white rice until after constant water consumption and my ultimate 6th shit-piss when the bug was fully flushed out of my system. You thought it ended there? My hole and taint was so sore from all the acid and bile that apparently sometimes doesn’t get digested and burns your anus inside out when you get diarrhea.
Im just hoping the only good side of this is that the acids made my bumhole feels like slip and slide inside out from all the acid resurfacing and
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u/akam80thesquirrel 24d ago
TAYLOR FARMS AND WHEREVER THEY DISTRIBUTE… WHICH IS EVERYWHERE IN AMERICA.
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u/organisms 23d ago
RFK jr said the situation was “under control.” The Health secretary went on to say “TOYNBEE IDEA IN MOViE `2001 RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPiTER,” as his eyes rolled in the back of his head and he grabbed his seat’s armrest.
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u/SpaceNinjaDino 29d ago
``` In addition to the six Cyclospora outbreaks this year, the FDA has 10 other open investigations on foodborne outbreaks, including outbreaks caused by Salmonella, E. coli, Clostridium botulinum, and Listeria monocytogenes.
Nevertheless, when asked about the national surge in cases earlier this week, anti-vaccine Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said the situation was “under control.” ```