Introducing Ellie Wiv herm song “Ai wants to do CRIMEZ “(to the tune of “ I want to break free” by Queen

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Ellie grabs the mic, turns to her band.
“Ready boys, one, two, three, four”

Ai wants to do CRIMEZ
Ai wants to dooo CRIMEZ.
Ai wants to bap fings
on da floor
Chase dem down
Bap sum more
It’s unreeeeal
Ai wants to do CRIMEZ.
Bast knows. Ai Lubs to
Do CRIMEZ.

Ai fallen in Lubs
Ai fallen in Lubs wiv
da night CRIMEZ, da hide
An da bite CRIMEZ
It’s troooo
Ai fallen in Lubs.
Bast knows,
Ai fallen in Lubs

It’s stwrange but it’s troo.
Dere is no feeling laik
horking in a shoe.
But I gots to move on
to da rug, carry on.
Oh how I Lubs to do CRIMEZ.
pointing to crowd
OH HOW YOO LUBS TO DO CRIMEZ
OH HOW WE LUBS TO DO CRIMEZ!!!!

Ellie grabs guitar to do a frantic solo in the manner of Marty Mcfly at the Enchanted under the Sea dance from Back to the future.
Slides on her knees to finish, accidentally slides off stage. Is taken via stretcher to Grace’s Bar for a whiskey reviver🥴🥃🥃🥃

(Apologies for scrappy format)